Jeremy Wadhams
@jwadhams.bsky.social
he/him, volunteers with Countryside Community Cupboard and Douglas County Election Commission. Will turn zeros into ones for money.
Azure is down, so `get.helm.sh` is down, so I can't deploy Kubernetes services using GitHub Actions to AWS EKS.
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Azure is down, so `get.helm.sh` is down, so I can't deploy Kubernetes services using GitHub Actions to AWS EKS.
The ideal Xenomorph experience should be terrifying, make you reevaluate human sexuality in a queasy way, and make you feel like a corporation is fucking you. By that metric, this Monster High x Aliens toy from Mattel is the best Alien merch ever made.
October 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The ideal Xenomorph experience should be terrifying, make you reevaluate human sexuality in a queasy way, and make you feel like a corporation is fucking you. By that metric, this Monster High x Aliens toy from Mattel is the best Alien merch ever made.
The "Perfect Home" extension for Firefox makes me so happy. All my little tools in a little grid, each one with a goofy little home-made cover picture, every time I open a new tab.
August 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The "Perfect Home" extension for Firefox makes me so happy. All my little tools in a little grid, each one with a goofy little home-made cover picture, every time I open a new tab.
Rewatched Solo this weekend with the fam, and what struck me this time was the casting and action are honestly great, but the lighting and shot composition are hot trash. This scene is so funny I made a GIF of it, but its visually illegible. We've known how to light *this set* since the *70s*!
August 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Rewatched Solo this weekend with the fam, and what struck me this time was the casting and action are honestly great, but the lighting and shot composition are hot trash. This scene is so funny I made a GIF of it, but its visually illegible. We've known how to light *this set* since the *70s*!
favorite typo of the day.
July 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
favorite typo of the day.
OMG this reminds me of possibly my favorite webcomic of all time:
July 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
OMG this reminds me of possibly my favorite webcomic of all time:
I have delved too deep, and too greedily.
April 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I have delved too deep, and too greedily.
Look, I was looking up a 80's horror movie quote to improve a joke, this isn't exactly brain surgery. And it's absolutely a win that this is now incorporating named sources.
But holy mother of pearl, this is so staggeringly bad I'm having trouble summoning the derisive laughter it deserves.
But holy mother of pearl, this is so staggeringly bad I'm having trouble summoning the derisive laughter it deserves.
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Look, I was looking up a 80's horror movie quote to improve a joke, this isn't exactly brain surgery. And it's absolutely a win that this is now incorporating named sources.
But holy mother of pearl, this is so staggeringly bad I'm having trouble summoning the derisive laughter it deserves.
But holy mother of pearl, this is so staggeringly bad I'm having trouble summoning the derisive laughter it deserves.
Very, very amped for the #murderbot series.
April 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Very, very amped for the #murderbot series.
Going to see Nadia Bolz-Weber tonight, then going to a tattoo fest on Saturday. What could go wrong?
April 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Going to see Nadia Bolz-Weber tonight, then going to a tattoo fest on Saturday. What could go wrong?
Look man, I’ve been to some protests, and I’d sure like to think that if Cosplay Hitler showed up next to me to loudly agree with me, I’d do some self reflection, followed by some punching. His lil buddy Growed-Up Ralph Wiggum does not appear to be going that route.
April 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Look man, I’ve been to some protests, and I’d sure like to think that if Cosplay Hitler showed up next to me to loudly agree with me, I’d do some self reflection, followed by some punching. His lil buddy Growed-Up Ralph Wiggum does not appear to be going that route.
I am genuinely, enthusiastically reclaiming the expression "An Effort Was Made." Yeah, motherfucker, the star is asymmetrical because a human touched this! I could have paid an "AI" to vomit out a ken-doll-crotch-lookin' homogenized owl-pellet of anti-creativity, and I didn't! An EFFORT was MADE!
March 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I am genuinely, enthusiastically reclaiming the expression "An Effort Was Made." Yeah, motherfucker, the star is asymmetrical because a human touched this! I could have paid an "AI" to vomit out a ken-doll-crotch-lookin' homogenized owl-pellet of anti-creativity, and I didn't! An EFFORT was MADE!
I assure you Xitter, using upriseri.com/fight-back-h... to bulk delete all my Tweets is *extremely authentic* behavior, and I stand by it more each passing day.
January 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I assure you Xitter, using upriseri.com/fight-back-h... to bulk delete all my Tweets is *extremely authentic* behavior, and I stand by it more each passing day.
Aaahaha, Tubi-ass inauguration.
January 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Aaahaha, Tubi-ass inauguration.
Happy birthday Clarence Gilyard Jr, who played Theo in Die Hard. Absolute all timer movie hacker, legend.
December 25, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Happy birthday Clarence Gilyard Jr, who played Theo in Die Hard. Absolute all timer movie hacker, legend.
The correction is "technically correct" but I think elides the even bigger problem that UHG will absolutely spend the rest of that $25 per share making the Americans' health worse in other ways, like anti-competitive mergers: www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justi...
December 12, 2024 at 5:35 PM
The correction is "technically correct" but I think elides the even bigger problem that UHG will absolutely spend the rest of that $25 per share making the Americans' health worse in other ways, like anti-competitive mergers: www.justice.gov/opa/pr/justi...
Having to explain to Firefox dictionary that "mutator" is a perfectly cromulent word
December 4, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Having to explain to Firefox dictionary that "mutator" is a perfectly cromulent word
Actual footage of me joining Bluesky:
November 20, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Actual footage of me joining Bluesky:
Standup was delayed when a yard "clean up" crew parked one of these outside the Product Owner's window. And thus a meme is born:
November 13, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Standup was delayed when a yard "clean up" crew parked one of these outside the Product Owner's window. And thus a meme is born: