Justin B
@justybee.bsky.social
I am 30 or 40 years old, and I'm here to doomscroll.
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has there ever been a lyric as beautiful and meaningful, as resonant with the human soul, as “work sucks / i know”
November 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
has there ever been a lyric as beautiful and meaningful, as resonant with the human soul, as “work sucks / i know”
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these assholes made a payment processing website or “invented” 2 day shipping or made Hot or Not 2 and so we gave them all our money and put them in charge of tech?
make it make sense…these guys are “right place right time” and nothing more to it than that and now they have all our money
make it make sense…these guys are “right place right time” and nothing more to it than that and now they have all our money
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
these assholes made a payment processing website or “invented” 2 day shipping or made Hot or Not 2 and so we gave them all our money and put them in charge of tech?
make it make sense…these guys are “right place right time” and nothing more to it than that and now they have all our money
make it make sense…these guys are “right place right time” and nothing more to it than that and now they have all our money
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This is how he’s gonna go isnt it? He’s just gonna nod off on camera and then someone’s gonna try to wake him and it turns out he was dead for 15 minutes while rfk jr talked about how 5g causes ms or something
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
This is how he’s gonna go isnt it? He’s just gonna nod off on camera and then someone’s gonna try to wake him and it turns out he was dead for 15 minutes while rfk jr talked about how 5g causes ms or something
It's actually really creepy when you're shown your own text messages from 15 years ago and asked what you meant by one particular message and all you can say is "I have no clue, I was really into dabs back then"
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It's actually really creepy when you're shown your own text messages from 15 years ago and asked what you meant by one particular message and all you can say is "I have no clue, I was really into dabs back then"
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"we ran an experiment to prove that the sky is actually fuchsia. however, 100 observations of the sky at midday showed it to be blue. these observations were not in line with our expectations and were thus discarded"
October 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"we ran an experiment to prove that the sky is actually fuchsia. however, 100 observations of the sky at midday showed it to be blue. these observations were not in line with our expectations and were thus discarded"
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antifa invented a system of respirator filter color codes utilized by every industry in north america, the devious bastards
October 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
antifa invented a system of respirator filter color codes utilized by every industry in north america, the devious bastards
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Honestly this whole thing has made me realize how valuable labor is because the United States Congress literally rather hand the keys of the entire government to a child rapist who tried to murder them rather than work Fridays.
October 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Honestly this whole thing has made me realize how valuable labor is because the United States Congress literally rather hand the keys of the entire government to a child rapist who tried to murder them rather than work Fridays.
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Welcome to America
May 23, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Welcome to America
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I'm just going to assume that his response was a series of high-pitched cawing screeches as he crashed around seeking fresh flesh to feast on.
September 29, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I'm just going to assume that his response was a series of high-pitched cawing screeches as he crashed around seeking fresh flesh to feast on.
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[person does shitty things]
SAID PERSON: why is everyone saying I do shitty things
SAID PERSON: why is everyone saying I do shitty things
September 22, 2025 at 4:53 AM
[person does shitty things]
SAID PERSON: why is everyone saying I do shitty things
SAID PERSON: why is everyone saying I do shitty things
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the guys draped in skulls and psychotic gun imagery would like to have a word with you about your glorification of violence
September 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the guys draped in skulls and psychotic gun imagery would like to have a word with you about your glorification of violence
How do you sit on a plane and watch this garbage for hours?
September 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
How do you sit on a plane and watch this garbage for hours?
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murder should be between a man and another man who kills the first man for not being fascist enough
September 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
murder should be between a man and another man who kills the first man for not being fascist enough
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I’m sick of murderers shoving their lifestyle in our faces. Keep it behind closed doors where it belongs!
September 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m sick of murderers shoving their lifestyle in our faces. Keep it behind closed doors where it belongs!
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Killing a Nazi isn't political violence, it's human rights activism in practice.
September 11, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Killing a Nazi isn't political violence, it's human rights activism in practice.
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bury yourself with him like an egyptian slave
September 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
bury yourself with him like an egyptian slave
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It's very funny when NPR is
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
March 6, 2024 at 8:38 PM
It's very funny when NPR is
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
interviewing an expert in something and it all feels fairly normal and evenhanded and then at the end they're like "and that was Christopher Halliburton from the Center for Exploding Venezuela"
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"but that would require apes to be worth nothing no matter how many slurp juices you used"
September 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"but that would require apes to be worth nothing no matter how many slurp juices you used"
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To be fair, deploying the National Guard is one of the only ways Greg Abbott can get an erection. It’s as close as he’ll ever get to creating the Daleks.
June 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
To be fair, deploying the National Guard is one of the only ways Greg Abbott can get an erection. It’s as close as he’ll ever get to creating the Daleks.
Me every single summer:
June 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Me every single summer: