Jack Hanford the Manford
@simplyjack.bsky.social
Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
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Heavy hangs the head that shits the posts
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The Will Stancil sitch with Minneapolis activists is one of those things that's best left to the local mpls scene to work through.
I say this as someone whose opinions on Stancil are pretty well known. Nothing good comes of people not from that community using a local situation as discourse imho
I say this as someone whose opinions on Stancil are pretty well known. Nothing good comes of people not from that community using a local situation as discourse imho
January 31, 2026 at 3:55 AM
The Will Stancil sitch with Minneapolis activists is one of those things that's best left to the local mpls scene to work through.
I say this as someone whose opinions on Stancil are pretty well known. Nothing good comes of people not from that community using a local situation as discourse imho
I say this as someone whose opinions on Stancil are pretty well known. Nothing good comes of people not from that community using a local situation as discourse imho
71 comments and all of them are warning him that the menswear guy is about to put him in the dirt
The guy who constantly insists everyone should be wearing designer, bespoke clothing is trying to convince you he doesn’t like rich people. Lmao.
every epstein file drop underscores how elite power operates through shared socio-economic networks, regardless of people's ideological differences, populist posturing, or public feuds
January 31, 2026 at 5:07 AM
71 comments and all of them are warning him that the menswear guy is about to put him in the dirt
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his phone just sent an automated text to his “son”
Nicki Minaj warmly embraces Speaker Mike Johnson and he says “I almost wore this coat today, I’m so glad I didn’t.”
January 29, 2026 at 4:25 AM
his phone just sent an automated text to his “son”
Oh cool they negotiated against themselves
SCHUMER says Democrats are “united” behind three DHS reforms
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
1/ End roving patrols; tighten the rules on warrants and require ICE to coordinate with local authorities.
2/ Enforce accountability; a uniform code of conduct.
3/ Require masks off, body cameras on, agents carry ID.
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Oh cool they negotiated against themselves
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Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.
The intense fallout from the killing of Alex Pretti has forced President Trump to publicly change course in Minneapolis.
Listen to our White House reporters discuss the changes on today's episode of "The Daily."
Listen to our White House reporters discuss the changes on today's episode of "The Daily."
Trump Changes Course in Minneapolis
The White House has been met with broad outcry over the killing of Alex Pretti, as well as pushback from Congress.
nyti.ms
January 28, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Very little if anything seems to have changed on the ground. ICE is still out there terrorizing neighborhoods and trying to disappear neighbors. None of us on the ground are buying this bullshit. We will keep organizing and fighting.
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The moment Tim Pool stops being useful—if he becomes a critic instead of a sycophant, decides an abuse has gone too far, or is simply in the wrong place at the wrong time—that same boot ends up on his neck.
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January 27, 2026 at 12:56 PM
The moment Tim Pool stops being useful—if he becomes a critic instead of a sycophant, decides an abuse has gone too far, or is simply in the wrong place at the wrong time—that same boot ends up on his neck.
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It's hilarious that they're pretending Tom Homan is some kind of voice of calm and reason. He looks and sounds like someone who would be hitting Dick Tracy's knees with a hammer
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 AM
It's hilarious that they're pretending Tom Homan is some kind of voice of calm and reason. He looks and sounds like someone who would be hitting Dick Tracy's knees with a hammer
Oh great another fuckin Tim pool just what we need right now
January 26, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Oh great another fuckin Tim pool just what we need right now
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Abolish ICE.
Replace all Vichy Democrats.
Replace all Vichy Democrats.
January 24, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Abolish ICE.
Replace all Vichy Democrats.
Replace all Vichy Democrats.
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At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
January 24, 2026 at 4:45 PM
At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.
Don’t wonder where we’re going or remember where we’ve been
We got to keep this traffic flowing and accept a little sin
We got to keep this traffic flowing and accept a little sin
These aren't ICE or CBP agents making the arrests. They are collaborators from the Plymouth, Minnesota police department.
via @pabloreports.bsky.social
Over 100 priests arrested in Minneapolis for protesting ICE in Minnesota where today it's -21 degrees outside MSP Airport.
The clergy gathered in prayerful solidarity to demand airlines cease contracting deportation flights to DHS.
Over 100 priests arrested in Minneapolis for protesting ICE in Minnesota where today it's -21 degrees outside MSP Airport.
The clergy gathered in prayerful solidarity to demand airlines cease contracting deportation flights to DHS.
January 24, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Don’t wonder where we’re going or remember where we’ve been
We got to keep this traffic flowing and accept a little sin
We got to keep this traffic flowing and accept a little sin
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interesting attempt at creating a Knives Out version of Miami Vice starring two quintessentially Boston Guys
January 24, 2026 at 7:07 AM
interesting attempt at creating a Knives Out version of Miami Vice starring two quintessentially Boston Guys
January 23, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Real spill my jice energy.
Oh god a democrat moved into my neighborhood
Grow up
Oh god a democrat moved into my neighborhood
Grow up
January 22, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Real spill my jice energy.
Oh god a democrat moved into my neighborhood
Grow up
Oh god a democrat moved into my neighborhood
Grow up
Classic art of the deal
Okay. So we self immolated ourselves on the international stage so we could keep the defense framework we established with Greenland 70 years ago.
Sick.
Sick.
January 22, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Classic art of the deal
Not sure I’d want to argue that disabled people can’t criticize the government but I guess I can’t stop you from being a dumbass
Disability comes for us all sooner or later, which is why you shouldn't make explicitly bigoted and ageist views a centerpiece of your congressional campaign.
January 22, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Not sure I’d want to argue that disabled people can’t criticize the government but I guess I can’t stop you from being a dumbass
Get hard with big naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Get hard with big naturals
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"Terrible things are happening outside ... poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared." — Anne Frank (Jan 13, 1943)
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
"Terrible things are happening outside ... poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart; men, women and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared." — Anne Frank (Jan 13, 1943)
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This guy runs on
Legos
Eggos
And pornos with preggos
Legos
Eggos
And pornos with preggos
January 21, 2026 at 6:52 PM
This guy runs on
Legos
Eggos
And pornos with preggos
Legos
Eggos
And pornos with preggos
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(eyes watering from bundespolizei tear gas fired into berlin anti-genocide protest) why can't americans control their government
January 21, 2026 at 5:55 PM
(eyes watering from bundespolizei tear gas fired into berlin anti-genocide protest) why can't americans control their government
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15. Animal crackers taste like they were baked with the residue from the bottom of a can of 3rd tier macro lager
January 20, 2026 at 6:53 PM
15. Animal crackers taste like they were baked with the residue from the bottom of a can of 3rd tier macro lager
