Jack Hanford the Manford
@simplyjack.bsky.social
Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Oh yeah? You invent guys to be mad at?
Well I invent guys to be mad at me
Well I invent guys to be mad at me
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh yeah? You invent guys to be mad at?
Well I invent guys to be mad at me
Well I invent guys to be mad at me
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
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Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Defense is now questioning Lairmore on cross-examination. They show a video still of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground, post-throw.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
"Do you recognize that sandwich?" the attorney asks.
Lairmore won't confirm.
"I did not go back to collect it," he says.
An edict from the king of law twitter
ive been saying this for years but the last thing i need is to hear more points of fucking view. points of view is how we got into this fucking mess. we need like a 99% reduction in points of fucking view. oh you've got an opinion about stuff do you? stick it up your ass dingus
November 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
An edict from the king of law twitter
Farts of darkness
Owner of a Tell-Tale Fart
Edgar Allan Poe’s The Tell-Tale Fart
October 29, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Farts of darkness
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had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again
October 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
had to put this one together from the archives but: called it again
Man you would’ve been better off with a tattoo of Bart simpsons ass
October 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Man you would’ve been better off with a tattoo of Bart simpsons ass
Nods sagely
October 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Nods sagely
Top minds hard at work
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Top minds hard at work
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Taxidermy is fatphobia but we're not ready for that conversation.
October 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Taxidermy is fatphobia but we're not ready for that conversation.
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Where are all my #smokefleet homies at?
October 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Where are all my #smokefleet homies at?
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The whole reason he has the job is because he’s so incapable of exerting any kind of political influence that nobody felt threatened by him.
Why Johnson is burning so much capital to hold yardage that will inevitably be lost and making this a bigger and bigger story is beyond me.
Q: Jeffries said to expect swift legal action if Adelita Grijalva isn't sworn in today. Your reaction?
MIKE JOHNSON: It's a publicity stunt by a Democratic AG who sees a national moment and wants to call me out
MIKE JOHNSON: It's a publicity stunt by a Democratic AG who sees a national moment and wants to call me out
October 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The whole reason he has the job is because he’s so incapable of exerting any kind of political influence that nobody felt threatened by him.
Idk man I think it seems pretty great
October 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Idk man I think it seems pretty great
Super Grok Heavy is the best $300/mo I’ve ever spent
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Super Grok Heavy is the best $300/mo I’ve ever spent
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It’s me, the guy who drafted Cam Skattebo for $5 in our keeper league and dropped him after he had negative rushing yards in week 1 for a terrible Giants team and I concluded he wouldn’t do shit
October 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It’s me, the guy who drafted Cam Skattebo for $5 in our keeper league and dropped him after he had negative rushing yards in week 1 for a terrible Giants team and I concluded he wouldn’t do shit
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how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much
October 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
how do u even compete with this level of propaganda. and why tf do these vril guys love tatu so much
I got to piss off several f tier celebrities
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I got to piss off several f tier celebrities
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i deactivated twitter today. it's becoming pretty obvious they're feeding personal information to bad actors and when i flew back into LAX from France a week or so ago i saw an agent going through a US person's phone. it's just not safe to use
October 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i deactivated twitter today. it's becoming pretty obvious they're feeding personal information to bad actors and when i flew back into LAX from France a week or so ago i saw an agent going through a US person's phone. it's just not safe to use