Jack Hanford the Manford
@simplyjack.bsky.social
Your favorite pervert’s favorite parole officer
I think what the almighty father is trying to impress upon us is that the people who write tv are too smart for their own good and need to be punished
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I think what the almighty father is trying to impress upon us is that the people who write tv are too smart for their own good and need to be punished
Get it? Cause he’s bald
November 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Get it? Cause he’s bald
My dad has the nuclear codes to my self esteem
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 PM
My dad has the nuclear codes to my self esteem
The only way I’d ever become famous is through my haters becoming so numerous that I cannot be ignored
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The only way I’d ever become famous is through my haters becoming so numerous that I cannot be ignored
Idk that this is even a valid take anymore. Dems have been running centrists for like 20 years now with pretty mixed results.
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Idk that this is even a valid take anymore. Dems have been running centrists for like 20 years now with pretty mixed results.
This is the ai movie star virgin girlfriend guy right?
November 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
This is the ai movie star virgin girlfriend guy right?
The only reason he’d ever be cool with it is if it doesn’t make him look bad.
Watch it turns out they forgot to redact a bunch of shit and we’re gonna learn that Bubba was actually Jen bush at a Halloween party dressed as Alex trebek
Watch it turns out they forgot to redact a bunch of shit and we’re gonna learn that Bubba was actually Jen bush at a Halloween party dressed as Alex trebek
November 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The only reason he’d ever be cool with it is if it doesn’t make him look bad.
Watch it turns out they forgot to redact a bunch of shit and we’re gonna learn that Bubba was actually Jen bush at a Halloween party dressed as Alex trebek
Watch it turns out they forgot to redact a bunch of shit and we’re gonna learn that Bubba was actually Jen bush at a Halloween party dressed as Alex trebek
You mad trump the throat goat
November 18, 2025 at 11:28 AM
You mad trump the throat goat
Happy cake. Content cake.
Bluesky:
Bluesky:
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Happy cake. Content cake.
Bluesky:
Bluesky:
We are nowhere near sophisticated or interesting enough to serve as the setting for disco elysium
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
We are nowhere near sophisticated or interesting enough to serve as the setting for disco elysium
The thing to understand about Richard Hanna is is he is hands down the horniest dude on the planet. He makes Austin powers looks like mother Teresa
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
The thing to understand about Richard Hanna is is he is hands down the horniest dude on the planet. He makes Austin powers looks like mother Teresa
They just sleep it off in the liminal space
November 15, 2025 at 3:56 PM
They just sleep it off in the liminal space
Extremely funny that it became a den of iniquity for the remnants of the dirtbag left
November 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Extremely funny that it became a den of iniquity for the remnants of the dirtbag left
I’m worried the necessary trigger for this is going to be a 2008 style economic collapse. And I’m particularly worried that it’s become more and more likely every day.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I’m worried the necessary trigger for this is going to be a 2008 style economic collapse. And I’m particularly worried that it’s become more and more likely every day.
And suck off bill clinton. Don’t forget that. I certainly can’t.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
And suck off bill clinton. Don’t forget that. I certainly can’t.
@groktr.bsky.social why did you put a jawbreaker in Mr Epsteins mouth?
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
@groktr.bsky.social why did you put a jawbreaker in Mr Epsteins mouth?
Why does Jeffrey Epstein look like he’s trying to hide a jawbreaker?
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Why does Jeffrey Epstein look like he’s trying to hide a jawbreaker?
This is about as earth shattering as learning you’re adopted
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 AM
This is about as earth shattering as learning you’re adopted
You’re telling me trump was the throat goat all along?
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You’re telling me trump was the throat goat all along?
Really? Bill clinton?
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Really? Bill clinton?