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Jack Hanford the Manford
@simplyjack.bsky.social
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Happy cake. Content cake.

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generalgrievousdatingsim *slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I want my foreskin back
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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wint @dril issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them" 4:02 AM • 2/15/17 • Twitter for Android
November 15, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Northern
November 4, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Well I’ll be damned
Jarl of whiten
November 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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I want my foreskin back
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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And the third
I’m the spy
October 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Marco Rubio knowing exactly what kind of test he took and also that he failed
October 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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It’s beautiful
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Hell yeah
4% rotten tomatoes
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Scene from friendship where Paul Rudd teaches Tim Robinson to forage for wild mushrooms
October 23, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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Once again tapping the sign
antiquated before they can ossify. All that is solid melts into air, all that is holy is profaned, and man is at last compelled to face with sober senses his real conditions of life, and his relations with his kind.
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Nods sagely
LinkedIn nonsense
October 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Steve Harvey doing the bear meme
October 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Top minds hard at work
redpillbot @redpillbOt X.com "McDonald's sells 6.5 million burgers in one single day." "Do the math. Even if you stretched one cow into a bunch of burgers, you're still talking millions of cows just to keep up." "Where are all these cows coming from?" "What the hell are we eating? Because if it ain't cows, then what is it?"
October 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Probably just the search function being ass
This post
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Tracks
Rude
October 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Spider ham
October 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I’m in danger meme
October 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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Idk man I think it seems pretty great
Coward turned off replies
October 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Super Grok Heavy is the best $300/mo I’ve ever spent
Livvy rizzed up baby grok
October 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Cool
community will not soon forget." He said that limiting face coverings and opening officers up to prosecution would most likely hurt recruitment and drive officers from the state.
October 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Sir, they have routed the recumbent bicycle Calvary
George bush 9/11 meme
October 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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