Jizz 𓅸 Cheney
@dickardo.bsky.social
Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual
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Jizz 𓅸 Cheney
@dickardo.bsky.social
· Jun 7
An adaptation of the Sopranos for Univision where Christopher has an Edgar haircut.
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difficult to imagine where these guys got the idea that they can do this without facing any consequences. much easier to just look at the list
January 3, 2026 at 10:55 AM
difficult to imagine where these guys got the idea that they can do this without facing any consequences. much easier to just look at the list
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Yes, sure, its run by an entrenched class of withered old paedophiles in the pockets of idealogue tech grifters, but its ALSO habitually capable of spreading death to any corner of the world with no consequence, so who's to say if it's good or bad
Can we put a stop to this whole america thing somehow
January 3, 2026 at 9:04 AM
Yes, sure, its run by an entrenched class of withered old paedophiles in the pockets of idealogue tech grifters, but its ALSO habitually capable of spreading death to any corner of the world with no consequence, so who's to say if it's good or bad
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This family needs your help
'We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
Donations have stopped… and I need to buy a tent for my family
Any donation, even the smallest, can save my children’s lives 🙏'
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
We are so cold 💔😭
Donations have stopped… and I need to buy a tent for my family
Any donation, even the smallest, can save my children’s lives 🙏'
January 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
This family needs your help
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Help the Habibiwolf and Quob!
Again, if you haven’t read the link below, we went from having 1/2 our rent paid for ~3 years & food assistance each month via my child’s district to having it stop suddenly for all families - with no time to plan ahead, etc.
I’m also working full-time & not even getting paid rn. Plz consider🙏
I’m also working full-time & not even getting paid rn. Plz consider🙏
January 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Help the Habibiwolf and Quob!
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Britt still needs help, please share and help.
Ways to help an unhoused, multiply marginalized, & multiply disabled Black femme survive+thrive in a 🔵 state & get back on their feet w/ their cat:
🕸️ pay links etc: bit.ly/40vIt7S
🛍️ my shop: bit.ly/40DHCC9
#MutualAid #HelpSky
#MutualAidRequest #HelpFolksLive #FundSky 💸💕 #BIPOCMA #MutualAidVoid
🕸️ pay links etc: bit.ly/40vIt7S
🛍️ my shop: bit.ly/40DHCC9
#MutualAid #HelpSky
#MutualAidRequest #HelpFolksLive #FundSky 💸💕 #BIPOCMA #MutualAidVoid
Home | Welcome To Starlit Oddities
Starlit Oddities offers cosmic charm jewelry, keychains, & more--celestial vibes, magical packaging, and out-of-this-world flair.
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January 2, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Britt still needs help, please share and help.
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we trained this computer on hundreds of thousands images of your penis specifically
January 2, 2026 at 3:56 AM
we trained this computer on hundreds of thousands images of your penis specifically
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Please give generously to this lovely little family
Urgent Humanitarian Appeal 🙏
My tent is flooding due to the rain,and the children are in danger.We urgently need help (plastic sheets, nylon, bedding), and I need 200$ to secure basic necessities.
Anyone who can help me urgent 😭 🙏 🥺 🥶
Verified
@mommunism.bsky.social
chuffed.org/project/1574...
My tent is flooding due to the rain,and the children are in danger.We urgently need help (plastic sheets, nylon, bedding), and I need 200$ to secure basic necessities.
Anyone who can help me urgent 😭 🙏 🥺 🥶
Verified
@mommunism.bsky.social
chuffed.org/project/1574...
January 1, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Please give generously to this lovely little family
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netflix is testing a new thing where they detect if the stranger things finale made u experience an emotion and if it did they send brett gelman to ur house to collect ur sperm
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
netflix is testing a new thing where they detect if the stranger things finale made u experience an emotion and if it did they send brett gelman to ur house to collect ur sperm
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west coast homies pack that bowl
January 1, 2026 at 7:56 AM
west coast homies pack that bowl
late night with jimmy kibble big dogs shirt
January 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
late night with jimmy kibble big dogs shirt
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
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Please give generously to this lovely little family
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Please give generously to this lovely little family
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Curiously, male lab mice experienced dramatic plaque buildup compared to females.
Doctors Find Evidence Microplastics Are Clogging Arteries, Leading to Heart Attacks and Strokes
Scientists have discovered that feeding mice with microplastics increases plaque buildup in the arteries of male mice.
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December 31, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Curiously, male lab mice experienced dramatic plaque buildup compared to females.
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still time to jack off 50 times before 2026
December 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
still time to jack off 50 times before 2026
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Have a good NYE; know when to say when
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Have a good NYE; know when to say when
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mr. sandman, your swag too diff
December 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
mr. sandman, your swag too diff
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Im the joker toker midnight smoker baybee
December 31, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Im the joker toker midnight smoker baybee
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Seattle - please repost 🙏
Hi hello I have a LOST DOG! We found this young lady skittering across the street at around 11:00am today (12/29/25) near 6613 East Green Lake Way N between N 66th St and Sunnyside Ave N in Seattle! (Next to Green Lake Park)
December 31, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Seattle - please repost 🙏
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Things would have been much different if Andrew dice Clay had said “hickory dickory dock, I’m gonna respect women more than I currently do!”
October 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Things would have been much different if Andrew dice Clay had said “hickory dickory dock, I’m gonna respect women more than I currently do!”
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The fraud from Somalis is out of control. Moderately priced wine tastes about as good as extraordinarily expensive wine. In double blind taste tests, preferences have little correlation with price.
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The fraud from Somalis is out of control. Moderately priced wine tastes about as good as extraordinarily expensive wine. In double blind taste tests, preferences have little correlation with price.
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It puzzles me how anyone can look at the hundreds, perhaps thousands of skeets a day on Bsky of people screaming "Help me I am homeless/about to be homeless" and say, as Cuban and Pencil do, "The US Economy is holding firm."
December 31, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It puzzles me how anyone can look at the hundreds, perhaps thousands of skeets a day on Bsky of people screaming "Help me I am homeless/about to be homeless" and say, as Cuban and Pencil do, "The US Economy is holding firm."
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truth nuke
December 31, 2025 at 12:00 AM
truth nuke
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This is why I don’t trust the "Never Trump" Bulwark guys. They’re perfectly comfortable with real people being harmed, so long as the harm comes via a process they can label “liberal democracy.”
December 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is why I don’t trust the "Never Trump" Bulwark guys. They’re perfectly comfortable with real people being harmed, so long as the harm comes via a process they can label “liberal democracy.”
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small blart tiny cop
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
small blart tiny cop
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Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
The FBI Faked an Entire Field of Forensic Science
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slate.com
December 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reminder that years ago it was found out that the FBI straight up made up a whole bunch of fake forensic sciences, plural. People have gone to jail and been executed due to literally pseudoscience.
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...
Hair forensics, for instance, is totally nonsense.
They admitted it.
slate.com/news-and-pol...