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Jizz 𓅸 Cheney
@dickardo.bsky.social
Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual
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An adaptation of the Sopranos for Univision where Christopher has an Edgar haircut.
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chicken jockey
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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yall, hold the discourse, america is sliding balls deep onto fascism and they're all whacking it to the bunny cop on paheal
i don't understand the outrage about someone thinking it's weird to jack off to the dog girl. a lot of people jack off to her. a quick glance at tag count on a rule34 site has her as one of the most popular characters with judy hopps being #1. people jack off to anthro characters. still weird though
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
does anyone know why this website would ask someone to take a picture of their face before logging in?
January 5, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Treats like "rent" and "food to eat."
The Stancilites are out IN FORCE responding to the OP, like this dweeb calling people ‘treatlerites’ because we expect people to get an actual LIVING wage. Fuck allllllll the way off, asshole
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
it might be a bit much for some people but i modded Super Mario characters into Doki Doki Panic
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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"Extreme" Ghostbusters? What are they doing, CBT to the ghosts?

Does Egon install a ghost trap in his ass hole/
May 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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There's an episode of Extreme Ghostbusters where Slimer Died & became a Double Ghost. That's always really, really bothered me.
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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modding earthbound to give pokeys mom a fat set of boobs
January 5, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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I know it might be wrong but I have modded Stacey’s mom
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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please help this family
January 4, 2026 at 11:48 PM
jim from the office has blood on his hands
January 4, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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help louay!
January 4, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Jingle Half the Way
January 4, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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i do not want to jack off to the dog
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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2 Bay 2 Pigious: Havana Nights
January 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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This RW clout chaser that has been harassing Somali daycare centers in Washington state- has hours of masturbation videos online. He’s been engaging with Andy Ngo, Higby and others on Twitter as he spreads toxic misinformation
🧵 Chris Sims (@/chrisxsims) and @/dannyrebel333 are harassing a Somali American operated daycares in Kent, Washington.

The woman that answered the door told someone to call the police.

The “journalists” appear to have or had an amateur porn career.
January 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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help mohammed!
Urgent help
My family of 15 living in freezing cold,rain without warm shelter, blankets,food,treatment
They shivering now
We desperately need your warmth to save them from freezing cold,rain
We need urgently £300 before it's too late😭🥶🙏
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January 4, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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A 2024 study found that ants best humans at tests of collective intelligence.

Learn more: https://scim.ag/42nMvQJ #ScienceMagArchives
December 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
everyone knows the beloved advertisement reoccurring character “the capital one waiting room loiterer” and im glad the team that came up with the idea for him makes ferrari and cocaine money. only in america baby.
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
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I beg you don't forget Gaza. I beg you don't forget Gaza. After two years, everything there has been destroyed. Support them in any way you can.
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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If we count all 115 people killed by US strikes on boats the US has now killed 155 Venezuelans with strikes
January 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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the blade studier
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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You ever think about how the Roman Senate kept meeting centuries into the reigns of emperors. Hanging out, shooting the shit, giving speeches, and play-acting that their positions of privilege remained positions of power.
January 3, 2026 at 6:36 PM