Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
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i am a very nice man with zero war crimes
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
@poofbirb.bsky.social
· Nov 30
i can tell which cat it is by the sound of the puking
typing my password into the wrong text box and press Send
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 AM
typing my password into the wrong text box and press Send
i will pay it for $1
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
i will pay it for $1
I need to talk to that guy who's super relaxed all the time while cleaning up exploded people
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I need to talk to that guy who's super relaxed all the time while cleaning up exploded people
you ever experience a wack attack?
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
you ever experience a wack attack?
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how often do you eat chalk
February 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
how often do you eat chalk
i like how everyone is named shitbird
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 AM
i like how everyone is named shitbird
this should make a game called duck fortress
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
this should make a game called duck fortress
i dont like it when a book lists items for 2 pages long why would they do this
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
i dont like it when a book lists items for 2 pages long why would they do this
nepotism is that thing when you put the water up your nose
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
nepotism is that thing when you put the water up your nose
jd vance will be the next president because the people who hate him are morally opposed to voting
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
jd vance will be the next president because the people who hate him are morally opposed to voting
please use your service responsible and do not use it to draw penises constantly
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
please use your service responsible and do not use it to draw penises constantly
nuts farting is when you accidentally fart on your nuts
February 13, 2026 at 9:50 AM
nuts farting is when you accidentally fart on your nuts
british people will make up words like "bibble bobs" and "sporble"
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 AM
british people will make up words like "bibble bobs" and "sporble"
bro im gonna rip a fart is that cool
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 AM
bro im gonna rip a fart is that cool
redundant is how i describe my whole life
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
redundant is how i describe my whole life
i thikn when you're dead you get put into an infinite loop where you relive your life but every time its worse than the last time you had to live it
February 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
i thikn when you're dead you get put into an infinite loop where you relive your life but every time its worse than the last time you had to live it
in singapore it costs $30,000 to buy a motorcycle which costs $5,000
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
in singapore it costs $30,000 to buy a motorcycle which costs $5,000
i worry less about "post-AI economy" and more about discourse-driven fake democracy and finance
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
i worry less about "post-AI economy" and more about discourse-driven fake democracy and finance
projecting the extremely high dimensional reality into something like 10 real numbers
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
projecting the extremely high dimensional reality into something like 10 real numbers
people will say "i dont give a fuck" while giving out unlimited fucks constantly
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
people will say "i dont give a fuck" while giving out unlimited fucks constantly
i don't call them job applications anymore i just call them failures i signed up for 60 failures today i can't wait to fail at all of them
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
i don't call them job applications anymore i just call them failures i signed up for 60 failures today i can't wait to fail at all of them
"solids don't move through pipes"
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
"solids don't move through pipes"