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i am a very nice man with zero war crimes
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Poof Birb 🏴 ⸸
@poofbirb.bsky.social
· Nov 30
i can tell which cat it is by the sound of the puking
I should get hired by the government
February 18, 2026 at 7:49 AM
I should get hired by the government
please wait while i unplug my asshole and balls
February 18, 2026 at 6:55 AM
please wait while i unplug my asshole and balls
I want to freeze my nuts off
February 18, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I want to freeze my nuts off
what happens when the dingleberries take over
February 18, 2026 at 12:34 AM
what happens when the dingleberries take over
i made a new type known as a quizard
February 17, 2026 at 8:12 AM
i made a new type known as a quizard
the pest was a bad movie with some pretty good ideas
February 17, 2026 at 4:55 AM
the pest was a bad movie with some pretty good ideas
i am here to email you that your accountt has been accessed by a wizard
February 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
i am here to email you that your accountt has been accessed by a wizard
reading twitter as jim from the office looking into the camera
February 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
reading twitter as jim from the office looking into the camera
typing my password into the wrong text box and press Send
February 15, 2026 at 6:41 AM
typing my password into the wrong text box and press Send
i will pay it for $1
February 15, 2026 at 3:31 AM
i will pay it for $1
I need to talk to that guy who's super relaxed all the time while cleaning up exploded people
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I need to talk to that guy who's super relaxed all the time while cleaning up exploded people
you ever experience a wack attack?
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
you ever experience a wack attack?
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how often do you eat chalk
February 14, 2026 at 6:55 PM
how often do you eat chalk
i like how everyone is named shitbird
February 14, 2026 at 4:47 AM
i like how everyone is named shitbird
this should make a game called duck fortress
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
this should make a game called duck fortress
i dont like it when a book lists items for 2 pages long why would they do this
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 AM
i dont like it when a book lists items for 2 pages long why would they do this
nepotism is that thing when you put the water up your nose
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
nepotism is that thing when you put the water up your nose
jd vance will be the next president because the people who hate him are morally opposed to voting
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
jd vance will be the next president because the people who hate him are morally opposed to voting
please use your service responsible and do not use it to draw penises constantly
February 14, 2026 at 1:04 AM
please use your service responsible and do not use it to draw penises constantly
nuts farting is when you accidentally fart on your nuts
February 13, 2026 at 9:50 AM
nuts farting is when you accidentally fart on your nuts
british people will make up words like "bibble bobs" and "sporble"
February 13, 2026 at 7:02 AM
british people will make up words like "bibble bobs" and "sporble"