Chickpea Jr.
@msohno.bsky.social
Middle-aged and unremarkable (he/him)
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JD turns up the sound of his favorite TiVo’d Phillies home game against the Dodgers, disrobes, and lays face down on his couch, its smooth leather broken in like a decades old catcher’s mitt. “Boo harder, I am so close!”
February 7, 2026 at 5:35 PM
JD turns up the sound of his favorite TiVo’d Phillies home game against the Dodgers, disrobes, and lays face down on his couch, its smooth leather broken in like a decades old catcher’s mitt. “Boo harder, I am so close!”
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What's happening in Minnesota is one reason the Reconstruction Amendments banned insurrectionists from holding office. Unfortunately, the originalists on the Supreme Court interpreted the plain language of the amendment to mean its opposite.
January 24, 2026 at 11:31 PM
What's happening in Minnesota is one reason the Reconstruction Amendments banned insurrectionists from holding office. Unfortunately, the originalists on the Supreme Court interpreted the plain language of the amendment to mean its opposite.
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Baz Luhrmann is an idiot who doesn’t know the first thing about opulence
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Baz Luhrmann is an idiot who doesn’t know the first thing about opulence
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The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
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doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had
October 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had
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with my new app, IPO next week,
August 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
with my new app, IPO next week,
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bluesky: the website for cumming thick piss & pissing thick cum
November 13, 2024 at 6:11 AM
bluesky: the website for cumming thick piss & pissing thick cum
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you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle
September 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle
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Celery Victor lend me your strength
September 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Celery Victor lend me your strength
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Pope Leo has announced the canonization of the first “millennial saint”: the balloon boy, who made it all the way to heaven in that damn thing
September 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Pope Leo has announced the canonization of the first “millennial saint”: the balloon boy, who made it all the way to heaven in that damn thing
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me: i hort penus today
to see if i still feel
sewer rat, carrying away my severed toe: squeak
to see if i still feel
sewer rat, carrying away my severed toe: squeak
August 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
me: i hort penus today
to see if i still feel
sewer rat, carrying away my severed toe: squeak
to see if i still feel
sewer rat, carrying away my severed toe: squeak
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RoboCop (1987), dir. Paul Verhoven, #23
November 15, 2024 at 3:24 PM
RoboCop (1987), dir. Paul Verhoven, #23
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Found out months too late (because I’m off Facebook) that a dear old friend across the country died in January, so I put a couple of his works up in a prominent place in my workspace
RIP Pete Doolittle
RIP Pete Doolittle
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Found out months too late (because I’m off Facebook) that a dear old friend across the country died in January, so I put a couple of his works up in a prominent place in my workspace
RIP Pete Doolittle
RIP Pete Doolittle
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Jaa, hau ihm auf die Birne 🤣
June 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Jaa, hau ihm auf die Birne 🤣
weef
May 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
weef
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