Chickpea Jr.
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Chickpea Jr.
@msohno.bsky.social
Middle-aged and unremarkable (he/him)
This is Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death erasure. It wasn’t the 1990s, but 1989 is close enough, and it starred Shannon Tweed. But for the poorly written jokes, it was basically an erotic thriller
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
lol, not even a voicemail option, just ‘it’s outside of business hours, call back later’

Man, there must have been so much shade in those VMs. I’m guessing he can’t find enough people willing to work for him to actually review voicemails
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
First, biking in jeans?

Second, me too.

Third, get a simple sewing machine and sew patches into the crotch once it blows out. Levis aren’t what they used to be now that they make them out of blends that feel broken in / stretchy immediately
November 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Yeah he was a skin
October 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I knew an anti-racist guy that had a boot crushing a swastika on his arm. In most short sleeve shirts, you only saw the bottom half of a regular swastika (bad). A new guy in town sat next to him at a bar, saw it and immediately broke a beer bottle to give him a huge gash all the way down his arm.
October 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
weef
October 17, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Preserved before the delete
October 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I like the idea of one Chief and then the remainder selected one each for each Circuit to serve a year long term before being released to return to their home circuit. You could also use the larger court to have panels and en banc review at the Supreme Court level
September 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.
bluesky: the website for cumming thick piss & pissing thick cum
November 13, 2024 at 6:11 AM
How do I reskeet three times?
September 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Also, my first Das Keyboard from 2011 still works perfectly, I only replaced it because it is a Mac layout and I have been using it on a PC after my MacBook died. It may come at a premium price, but it should last a decade or more
August 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I am on my second Das Keyboard, they have a selection of different mechanical key switches to choose from
August 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
So it’s not baffling, you just disagree with the decision.
August 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
She was a professor, and resigned in time to resume teaching at Georgetown in the fall semester.
August 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM