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msohno.bsky.social
Chickpea Jr.
@msohno.bsky.social
180 followers 750 following 83 posts
Middle-aged and unremarkable (he/him)
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Preserved before the delete
Gal Gadot bot replying with garbage skeet about sending Gal Gadot DMs to a skeet in a thread about Gal Gadot being an AI actress, and @tittysommelier.bsky.social has replied “This fucking rules lmao”
October 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Barth Grooks
Garth Brooks as his Chris Gaines alter-ego. He has a black emo wig, guyliner and flavor-saver facial hair
September 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Same.
A portion of a destroyed baby grand piano leaning against a dumpster. A black rim and the plate with the portion that would be near the keys resting against the ground.
September 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Orange cat in a cat tree basket with his head over the edge of the basket and a pink furry cyndrilical toy laying on him
July 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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🐈
Orange and white cat sitting in a very small box with his haunches hanging over the box edges, he looks into the distance off camera to the left of the frame, and is soft to touch
June 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Found out months too late (because I’m off Facebook) that a dear old friend across the country died in January, so I put a couple of his works up in a prominent place in my workspace

RIP Pete Doolittle
Two Pete Doolittle paintings, paint pens and spray paint on glass, each depicting a cat-like humanoid figure, against a textured wall
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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LIFE SUX
View of an overpass and retaining wall from a train window, the wall has graffiti with a poorly drawn joint with smoke coming off it, pentagram, penis and the words “LIFE SUX” near the head of the penis
April 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I figured out what to watch instead of other programming today
Frank from Hellraiser 2, skinless, bloody and propping himself up on his right elbow, points to the words “I AM IN HELL HELP ME” written in blood dripping down a white tile wall
January 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Saw this rusty thing before they scuttle it
Port side view of the SS United States in South Philadelphia Starboard side view of the SS United States in South Philadelphia
November 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM
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Sunday morning in Philadelphia with @amho.bsky.social, go birds
November 10, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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Margin walker
Orange and white creamsicle cat walking toward the camera on a railing separating a hallway from stairs leading down. The darkness of the stairs is complemented on the opposite side of the photo by the darkened room beyond a doorway at the end of the hall, while the rug in the hallway is complemented by the light colored wall above the stairs and next to the doorway into the darkened room.
October 25, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Noticed this morning that my Washington Post subscription had auto-renewed for 12 months. After learning about the non-endorsement fiasco, I found out that there is no way to stop the payment online. However, I was able to cancel and get a refund by calling the 800 number
The customer service phone number and hours for the Washington Post. 1-800-477-4679 Monday through Friday, 6a.m. - 6p.m. ET Saturday, 7a.m. - 12p.m. ET Sunday, 7a.m. - 12p.m. ET
October 25, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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He’s making weird little snores
Orange and white cat contorted into a ball shape with a single rear leg extended and the tip of the tail wrapped around the extended leg
October 11, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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Of geese and grown men in the poop water overflow river:
A screenshot of text messages, two pictures and reactions, the first set stating “Still babies” followed by a picture of a river bank and river water with two adult and five juvenile Canada geese with a heart reaction, followed by the second, stating “Not baby:” followed by a different section of the same river bank and river water, with a man standing in the river close to the concrete pathway covering the combined sewer overflow pipe that carries water to a treatment plant but which also overflows human waste into the river, with a heart reaction that has been covered by a thumbs down reaction.
July 8, 2024 at 6:24 PM
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Weird handed Slav squat in front of another person’s vomit on the sidewalk of an urban sidewalk with a marquee for a Five Below retail store above a monster emoji covering the face of the poster
May 5, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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Don’t forget the Cookie Crook that wanted to steal Cookie Crisp cereal
A cartoon Officer Crumb the Cookie Cop prepares to pummel the Cookie Crook, a cartoon thief with eye mask and protruding tongue, who is attempting to steal from a glass bowl of Cookie Crisp cereal
March 21, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Oh, we’re weird hand posting?
Contorted white left hand with hyperextended hitchhiker thumb and wedding band on ring finger above a keyboard (it looks weird but isn’t painful, I’ve been able to hyperextend my thumb since a bee sting on the knuckle at age twelve).
March 11, 2024 at 7:10 PM
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egg .
An orange and white cat curled into an ovoid form with face buried under a foreleg with tail and a rear leg stretched above the tucked head. Most of the orange fur is on the outside, with most of the white fur is on the shoulder, chin and legs, in a roughly contiguos area that could be thought of as a reverse-colored yolk.
March 1, 2024 at 2:29 AM
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there is a large graveyard filled with my enemies. i do not wish to add to it, but will if given no choice. those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril, but maybe this is their lucky day
Orange and white cat reclining in messy bedsheets, paws crossed in front and head up with eyes narrowed
November 24, 2023 at 2:25 AM
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¯\_(ツ)_/¯
An orange and white cat contorted into a shape that makes no sense, head tucked so no features are visible, one rear paw extended forward too far past the head and a forepaw curled at an angle
November 17, 2023 at 4:03 AM
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Okay, this is the dumbest idea I have had in a while
The movie poster for “My Big Fat Greek Wedding,” but the head of Harry the Sasquatch from “Harry and the Hendersons” is pasted over the face of the groom, leering at the bride under the title “My Bigfoot Greek Wedding”
November 10, 2023 at 5:41 PM
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Saturday fat and sleepy
Tubby butterscotch and white cat stretched across the corner of a bed facing away, tail extended to the left, three legs outstretched to the right and one ear visible
October 28, 2023 at 11:11 PM
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Cat posting again
Tightly curled butterscotch and white cat with a nearly straight rear leg, with head resting against rear foot, foreleg tucked against nose, eyes covered, with coloration and arrangement resembling a Fibonacci Spiral
October 25, 2023 at 7:05 PM
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Reskeet with a banger picture of your cat
Orange creamsicle cat with all four paws in a pile with the toe beans of two feet visible and his tongue is protruding from his dumb mouth
October 8, 2023 at 2:19 PM
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Just got COVID vaccine number 5
Orange creamsicle cat with leg outstretched and mostly covered by bedsheet
September 24, 2023 at 6:36 PM