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Chickpea Jr.
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Middle-aged and unremarkable (he/him)
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Barth Grooks
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Baz Luhrmann is an idiot who doesn’t know the first thing about opulence
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane.
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had
October 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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with my new app, IPO next week,
August 5, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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bluesky: the website for cumming thick piss & pissing thick cum
November 13, 2024 at 6:11 AM
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Celery Victor
September 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle
September 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Celery Victor lend me your strength
September 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Barth Grooks
September 8, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Pope Leo has announced the canonization of the first “millennial saint”: the balloon boy, who made it all the way to heaven in that damn thing
September 7, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Same.
September 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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me: i hort penus today
to see if i still feel
sewer rat, carrying away my severed toe: squeak
August 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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RoboCop (1987), dir. Paul Verhoven, #23
November 15, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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July 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
🐈
June 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Holy shit
June 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Found out months too late (because I’m off Facebook) that a dear old friend across the country died in January, so I put a couple of his works up in a prominent place in my workspace

RIP Pete Doolittle
June 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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Jaa, hau ihm auf die Birne 🤣
June 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
weef
found weef
May 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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found weef
May 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
LIFE SUX
April 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too?

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My YES vote is *not* an endorsement of this deeply flawed CR.

My YES vote is 💯 about refusing to shut our government down.

I refuse to punish working families and plunge millions of Americans into chaos.
 
I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever vote to shut our government down.
March 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Zeno’s Tariff Paradox: President announces a 100% tariff, giving businesses 30 days to prepare. Partway through, he halves the remaining time to 15 days, then 7.5, then 3.75, and so on—always cutting what’s left in half. The moment of full implementation recedes infinitely. Tariffs are impossible.
March 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
RIP David Johansen, you have been one of the most influential people on the arc of my life, from my time as a snotty punk kid to the many times we listened to your solo & Buster albums while I was courting my now-spouse during the pandemic. You’re gone but no one who listened will forget you LUV
March 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM