we used to eat out of the hose

they are going to finger wag at gulf coast hurricane victims so hard if ice doesnt start holding search warrants out the window while pepper spraying cars they pass in traffic.

ive been watching it on the regular metv morning cartoons this week

Look into your soul, what have you truly done to deserve these twelve thousand followers? These sheep? These fools who hang on your every empty word and false promise. Do you bring peace? Do you bring contentment? No, you bring a hollow mockery!

he can already count to 11 but throws himself on the ground and thrashes if anyone tries to tell him it’s called “eleven” and not “one-teen”

i just came out to take a piss, theres only 1 bathroom in there.

i think more about prehistoric people than modern people cause modern people are like 1% of our history

by modern i mean yknow anything in the past 5,000 years

hiring that PR firm is really paying off.

this post gave me dysentery

making the Swiss Guard bring me Sears underwear ads.