Paul Riddell
@kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
New project: The Annals of St. Remedius Medical College. http://www.stremedius.com
Chef for Parker the lynx-point Siamese
Populizer of the term “Cat Piss Man.”
“…a Hunter Thompson wannabe of sorts…” - Gardner Dozois
Chef for Parker the lynx-point Siamese
Populizer of the term “Cat Piss Man.”
“…a Hunter Thompson wannabe of sorts…” - Gardner Dozois
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Paul Riddell
@kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
· Aug 13
New Perennial introduction, now Substack-free:
1989-2002: Angry young essayist for a range of now-forgotten magazines and weekly newspapers.
2008-2023: Owner/operator of Dallas’s pretty much only carnivorous plant gallery.
2024-Present: Trying this writing thing again. www.stremedius.com
1989-2002: Angry young essayist for a range of now-forgotten magazines and weekly newspapers.
2008-2023: Owner/operator of Dallas’s pretty much only carnivorous plant gallery.
2024-Present: Trying this writing thing again. www.stremedius.com
On an individual note, the expectation is to write 100 new St. Remedius installments in 2026. The hope is to write 200 by New Year's Eve, with a grand total of 400. Right now that grand total is 225, and I've got a LOT more rolling around in my head, so hang on for more hijinx. stremedius.com
The Annals of St. Remedius Medical College
Defining "Exonormal" Since 1630
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February 11, 2026 at 5:16 AM
On an individual note, the expectation is to write 100 new St. Remedius installments in 2026. The hope is to write 200 by New Year's Eve, with a grand total of 400. Right now that grand total is 225, and I've got a LOT more rolling around in my head, so hang on for more hijinx. stremedius.com
New St. Remedius installment: The Superbowl was Sunday, but Superb Owl, celebrated correctly, goes on all week. stremedius.com/2026/02/10/s...
St. Remedius Medical College: “For Whom the Owl Hoots”
In Dallas, the Superb Owl Is More Than One Day (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Dallas, Texas has a very special and specific tradition: the ability to turn any…
stremedius.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
New St. Remedius installment: The Superbowl was Sunday, but Superb Owl, celebrated correctly, goes on all week. stremedius.com/2026/02/10/s...
St. Remedius Medical College: “For Whom the Owl Hoots”
In Dallas, the Superb Owl Is More Than One Day (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Dallas, Texas has a very special and specific tradition: the ability to turn any ethnic or parochial holiday, no matter how…
In Dallas, the Superb Owl Is More Than One Day (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Dallas, Texas has a very special and specific tradition: the ability to turn any ethnic or parochial holiday, no matter how…
St. Remedius Medical College: “For Whom the Owl Hoots”
In Dallas, the Superb Owl Is More Than One Day (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Dallas, Texas has a very special and specific tradition: the ability to turn any ethnic or parochial holiday, no matter how obscure, into an excuse for a majority of its citizenry to drink themselves into comas. St.
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February 11, 2026 at 4:19 AM
St. Remedius Medical College: “For Whom the Owl Hoots”
In Dallas, the Superb Owl Is More Than One Day (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Dallas, Texas has a very special and specific tradition: the ability to turn any ethnic or parochial holiday, no matter how…
In Dallas, the Superb Owl Is More Than One Day (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Dallas, Texas has a very special and specific tradition: the ability to turn any ethnic or parochial holiday, no matter how…
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for liquid water, with temperatures around a mild 20°C. Mars isn’t always as “horrendous” as we think!
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
for liquid water, with temperatures around a mild 20°C. Mars isn’t always as “horrendous” as we think!
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Did you know there’s a crater on Mars deep enough to swallow Mount Everest whole? 🧐😎💙
Brian Cox explains that the Hellas crater is so massive that Everest’s summit wouldn’t even reach its rim! Because it’s so deep, the atmospheric pressure at the bottom is high enough to occasionally allow
Brian Cox explains that the Hellas crater is so massive that Everest’s summit wouldn’t even reach its rim! Because it’s so deep, the atmospheric pressure at the bottom is high enough to occasionally allow
February 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Did you know there’s a crater on Mars deep enough to swallow Mount Everest whole? 🧐😎💙
Brian Cox explains that the Hellas crater is so massive that Everest’s summit wouldn’t even reach its rim! Because it’s so deep, the atmospheric pressure at the bottom is high enough to occasionally allow
Brian Cox explains that the Hellas crater is so massive that Everest’s summit wouldn’t even reach its rim! Because it’s so deep, the atmospheric pressure at the bottom is high enough to occasionally allow
For those who missed it, a new St. Remedius installment, and another on the way: stremedius.com/2026/02/10/s...
St. Remedius Medical College: “The Abstractions of Fowl”
When Avian Dinosaurs Choose To Talk Back (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Photo by Robin Teng on Unsplash Some birds had hidden messages thrust upon their calls…
stremedius.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
For those who missed it, a new St. Remedius installment, and another on the way: stremedius.com/2026/02/10/s...
And odds are that they'll all get promoted while everyone below them gets canned "because."
February 11, 2026 at 3:12 AM
And odds are that they'll all get promoted while everyone below them gets canned "because."
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THIS IS MY BUTLERIAN JIHAD HAMMER
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
October 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
THIS IS MY BUTLERIAN JIHAD HAMMER
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT
BUT THIS ONE IS MINE
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's Day Ball. What about you?
February 11, 2026 at 3:08 AM
What I'm wearing to the Bluesky Valentine's Day Ball. What about you?
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Archaeocursor asiaticus for #DrawDinosDaily here taking a sit-down from all the running. I added the little head portrait after I decided I wanted to get deeper into speculative head wattles for this guy. Ornamentation like that is common in modern cursorial birds.
🎨🪶 #SciArt #PaleoArt
🎨🪶 #SciArt #PaleoArt
February 10, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Archaeocursor asiaticus for #DrawDinosDaily here taking a sit-down from all the running. I added the little head portrait after I decided I wanted to get deeper into speculative head wattles for this guy. Ornamentation like that is common in modern cursorial birds.
🎨🪶 #SciArt #PaleoArt
🎨🪶 #SciArt #PaleoArt
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That Ring camera police state surveillance ad may have been the most expensive way to drive away customer sales seen since New Coke was launched.
February 11, 2026 at 1:22 AM
That Ring camera police state surveillance ad may have been the most expensive way to drive away customer sales seen since New Coke was launched.
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everyone with an IQ above paste could have predicted this would happen: anyway; these Meta glasses are ontologically evil and anyone who wears them is a creeping blood-worm who should be chased from society with stones and sharp sticks
Social media is awash with videos of men filming themselves approaching women in public spaces and attempting to flirt. In many cases, the videos are filmed and uploaded without the women’s consent. https://cnn.it/4qtIsvB
February 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
everyone with an IQ above paste could have predicted this would happen: anyway; these Meta glasses are ontologically evil and anyone who wears them is a creeping blood-worm who should be chased from society with stones and sharp sticks
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This made my brain hurt as I desperately searched for evidence that it was an Onion story. It is not.
Inspiring: RFK Jr's nutrition chatbot recommends the best foods to insert into your rectum.
“Start — whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.”
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“Start — whole peeled carrot, straight shaft, narrow end for insertion, wider crown end as base.”
www.404media.co/rfk-jrs-nutr...
RFK Jr's Nutrition Chatbot Recommends Best Foods to Insert Into Your Rectum
Realfood.gov will happily give you the worst possible advice.
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February 10, 2026 at 11:04 PM
This made my brain hurt as I desperately searched for evidence that it was an Onion story. It is not.
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*wheezing* You have no idea how little your little guy is, until they fall in the bath or the vet shaves them.
February 10, 2026 at 11:09 PM
*wheezing* You have no idea how little your little guy is, until they fall in the bath or the vet shaves them.
I'm calling the beginning of the genAI crash: by the end of August. I say this because of the rush of 6-month contract technical writer positions with companies like Apple and Oracle, all insisting upon "extensive AI experience" and offering a pay range of "$74k to $174k," within the last 24 hours.
February 10, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm calling the beginning of the genAI crash: by the end of August. I say this because of the rush of 6-month contract technical writer positions with companies like Apple and Oracle, all insisting upon "extensive AI experience" and offering a pay range of "$74k to $174k," within the last 24 hours.
And on that subject, now we know why the mockingbirds have so much fun tormenting Parker when he's on his outdoor walks: stremedius.com/2026/02/10/s...
St. Remedius Medical College: “The Abstractions of Fowl”
When Avian Dinosaurs Choose To Talk Back (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Photo by Robin Teng on Unsplash Some birds had hidden messages thrust upon their calls…
stremedius.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
And on that subject, now we know why the mockingbirds have so much fun tormenting Parker when he's on his outdoor walks: stremedius.com/2026/02/10/s...
St. Remedius Medical College: “The Abstractions of Fowl”
When Avian Dinosaurs Choose To Talk Back (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Photo by Robin Teng on Unsplash Some birds had hidden messages thrust upon their calls, while others brought the message on their…
When Avian Dinosaurs Choose To Talk Back (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Photo by Robin Teng on Unsplash Some birds had hidden messages thrust upon their calls, while others brought the message on their…
St. Remedius Medical College: “The Abstractions of Fowl”
When Avian Dinosaurs Choose To Talk Back (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Photo by Robin Teng on Unsplash Some birds had hidden messages thrust upon their calls, while others brought the message on their own. In the case of the state bird of Texas, the messages had larger implications on avian intelligence.
stremedius.com
February 10, 2026 at 10:32 PM
St. Remedius Medical College: “The Abstractions of Fowl”
When Avian Dinosaurs Choose To Talk Back (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Photo by Robin Teng on Unsplash Some birds had hidden messages thrust upon their calls, while others brought the message on their…
When Avian Dinosaurs Choose To Talk Back (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Photo by Robin Teng on Unsplash Some birds had hidden messages thrust upon their calls, while others brought the message on their…
This could be a shot from any number of places I know in North and West Texas, and I mean that in a very good way.
#NASA's #Mars #Curiosity rover
2026-02-09 Sol 4803: Mast Camera (Mastcam)
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NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS /j. Roger
2026-02-09 Sol 4803: Mast Camera (Mastcam)
mars.nasa.gov/raw_images/1...
NASA/JPL-Caltech/MSSS /j. Roger
February 10, 2026 at 9:49 PM
This could be a shot from any number of places I know in North and West Texas, and I mean that in a very good way.
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long ago, in the days when computer screens were green, the graphics desk at the Daily Cardinal decided to take a hapless cartoonist at the Badger Herald to task for his sub-HUSTLER single panel punchlined "Rumpledforeskin".
I do not care for Charles Foster Zweibel's management.
but this is okay.
I do not care for Charles Foster Zweibel's management.
but this is okay.
Barstool Sports Spins Off New Literary Journal https://theonion.com/barstool-sports-spins-off-new-literary-journal/
February 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
long ago, in the days when computer screens were green, the graphics desk at the Daily Cardinal decided to take a hapless cartoonist at the Badger Herald to task for his sub-HUSTLER single panel punchlined "Rumpledforeskin".
I do not care for Charles Foster Zweibel's management.
but this is okay.
I do not care for Charles Foster Zweibel's management.
but this is okay.
Age verification? My best birthday present ever was an Aurora Prehistoric Scenes Tyrannosaurus model kit, with the glow-in-the-dark eyes, teeth, and claws.
Age verification? My first anime was "Space Cruiser Yamato"
Age verification? On my middle school basketball team we all chewed lemon-lime Gatorgum.
February 10, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Age verification? My best birthday present ever was an Aurora Prehistoric Scenes Tyrannosaurus model kit, with the glow-in-the-dark eyes, teeth, and claws.
But were you watching the Canadian version? www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1740...
Space Battleship Edmund Fitzgerald poster by StRemedius | Redbubble
Promo poster for the US premiere of the live-action adaptation of the classic Canadian anime series "Space Battleship Edmund Fitzgerald."
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February 10, 2026 at 9:32 PM
But were you watching the Canadian version? www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1740...
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At a cast party in 8th grade someone put on music in a language I don't speak and I was like "omg what IS this" and they were like, it's Rammstein, and I was like "I am going to make this my whole personality"
This might be why I can't wrap my head around the Bad Bunny rage
This might be why I can't wrap my head around the Bad Bunny rage
February 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
At a cast party in 8th grade someone put on music in a language I don't speak and I was like "omg what IS this" and they were like, it's Rammstein, and I was like "I am going to make this my whole personality"
This might be why I can't wrap my head around the Bad Bunny rage
This might be why I can't wrap my head around the Bad Bunny rage
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![Comic. [Person with ponytail pointing to diagram on wall as she talks to two other people, one with short hair.] PERSON 1: The high carbon content of the skeleton indicates that the individual lived less than 12.6 billion years ago, after the first round of stellar nucleosynthesis. [caption] Cosmologist carbon dating](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiaaaa2fduedn5fusan4xvikaehxgps2yxdlv7vb3j7ep323zta2u4@jpeg)
February 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
We want THUNDERDOME!
It's that time of year again! The Locus Awards are looming in the distance, but you need to choose your champions! Voting is now open for all, give your favorite authors and works the voice they deserve!
Vote now at poll.voting.locusmag... or via the link in our bio.
Vote now at poll.voting.locusmag... or via the link in our bio.
February 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
We want THUNDERDOME!
Let me introduce you to the Harkun: stremedius.com/2025/08/01/s...
St. Remedius Medical College: "When Dinosaurs Podcast the Earth"
A study in temporal flotsam and how the past can come back to bite the future in the butt (Who was St. Remedius? And why is a medical college named after him?) Photo by Jake Fagan on…
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February 10, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Let me introduce you to the Harkun: stremedius.com/2025/08/01/s...