Paul Riddell
@kyloboomhauer.bsky.social
Former carnivorous plant gallery owner, custodian and chef to Parker the lynx-point Siamese.
New project: The Annals of St. Remedius Medical College. http://www.stremedius.com
“Riddell, I like your writing, but DAMN you're weird!" - Harlan Ellison
New project: The Annals of St. Remedius Medical College. http://www.stremedius.com
“Riddell, I like your writing, but DAMN you're weird!" - Harlan Ellison
Oh, and the outside of the second one:
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Oh, and the outside of the second one:
“Seven meters…six.”
“That can’t be! That’s inside the room!”
“It’s reading right, man! LOOK!”
“That can’t be! That’s inside the room!”
“It’s reading right, man! LOOK!”
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“Seven meters…six.”
“That can’t be! That’s inside the room!”
“It’s reading right, man! LOOK!”
“That can’t be! That’s inside the room!”
“It’s reading right, man! LOOK!”
This asshole:
- Wakes me from a dead sleep acting as if he’s completely out of food.
- Herds me to his favorite toy: a feather toy on a fishing rod.
- Overshoots the toy, slams into the wall, and tangles in power cords.
- Whines because I stopped playing to keep the TV from falling on him.
- Wakes me from a dead sleep acting as if he’s completely out of food.
- Herds me to his favorite toy: a feather toy on a fishing rod.
- Overshoots the toy, slams into the wall, and tangles in power cords.
- Whines because I stopped playing to keep the TV from falling on him.
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
This asshole:
- Wakes me from a dead sleep acting as if he’s completely out of food.
- Herds me to his favorite toy: a feather toy on a fishing rod.
- Overshoots the toy, slams into the wall, and tangles in power cords.
- Whines because I stopped playing to keep the TV from falling on him.
- Wakes me from a dead sleep acting as if he’s completely out of food.
- Herds me to his favorite toy: a feather toy on a fishing rod.
- Overshoots the toy, slams into the wall, and tangles in power cords.
- Whines because I stopped playing to keep the TV from falling on him.
Post you from a different era. 1993 was definitely a different era.
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Post you from a different era. 1993 was definitely a different era.
I love little dinner rolls, especially when dealing with 10-kilo cinnamon rolls:
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I love little dinner rolls, especially when dealing with 10-kilo cinnamon rolls:
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Post a bird announcing Dick Cheney is dead. 🪶
Early November in Texas, feeling like early October, and the Lint-Covered Breast Implant is on the hunt:
November 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Early November in Texas, feeling like early October, and the Lint-Covered Breast Implant is on the hunt:
This is how I got the 10-Kilo Lint-Covered Breast implant.
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
This is how I got the 10-Kilo Lint-Covered Breast implant.
Parker approves.
November 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Parker approves.
Going to bed early before the big garage sale tomorrow: 10-Kilo Lint-Covered Breast Implant squeezes me out of blankets like toothpaste from a tube stepped on by a rhino.
Get up to get some water: “Well, now that you’re up, PLAY WITH ME OR I’LL SCREAM.”
Get up to get some water: “Well, now that you’re up, PLAY WITH ME OR I’LL SCREAM.”
November 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Going to bed early before the big garage sale tomorrow: 10-Kilo Lint-Covered Breast Implant squeezes me out of blankets like toothpaste from a tube stepped on by a rhino.
Get up to get some water: “Well, now that you’re up, PLAY WITH ME OR I’LL SCREAM.”
Get up to get some water: “Well, now that you’re up, PLAY WITH ME OR I’LL SCREAM.”
Full moons on Halloween? Overrated.
November 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Full moons on Halloween? Overrated.
Happy 102nd birthday to my grandmother, by way of Charlie and Parker…
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Happy 102nd birthday to my grandmother, by way of Charlie and Parker…
New St. Remedius Radio, on Halloween Amateur Hour.
https://stremedius.com/2025/10/31/st-remedius-radio-grave-dealings/
https://stremedius.com/2025/10/31/st-remedius-radio-grave-dealings/
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
New St. Remedius Radio, on Halloween Amateur Hour.
https://stremedius.com/2025/10/31/st-remedius-radio-grave-dealings/
https://stremedius.com/2025/10/31/st-remedius-radio-grave-dealings/
More reasons to go to the @texastheatre.bsky.social this Friday: all of the great murals out front and inside, with that great dark carnival vibe.
October 31, 2025 at 4:39 AM
More reasons to go to the @texastheatre.bsky.social this Friday: all of the great murals out front and inside, with that great dark carnival vibe.
Parker at the window. "I am not a number! I am a free man!"
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Parker at the window. "I am not a number! I am a free man!"
Out at @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social Richardson for tonight’s 40th anniversary showing of George Romero’s “Day of the Dead,” and they have a kitty in the lobby!
October 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Out at @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social Richardson for tonight’s 40th anniversary showing of George Romero’s “Day of the Dead,” and they have a kitty in the lobby!
Meanwhile, Blue Bell steps up with an appropriate flavor:
October 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Meanwhile, Blue Bell steps up with an appropriate flavor:
I swear, even after years of "Mysteria Listeria" and "Hershey Squirt" jokes, the most brutal gags against Blue Bell ice cream come from the retailers:
October 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I swear, even after years of "Mysteria Listeria" and "Hershey Squirt" jokes, the most brutal gags against Blue Bell ice cream come from the retailers:
We’re not going to have a full moon on Halloween, but it’ll be close enough for our purposes.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
We’re not going to have a full moon on Halloween, but it’ll be close enough for our purposes.
”Rorschach’s Journal, October 26, 2025. This suburb is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.”
October 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
”Rorschach’s Journal, October 26, 2025. This suburb is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.”
Palate cleanser: the massive thunderstorm that just came through the Dallas area left some truly spectacular sunset skies in its wake.
October 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Palate cleanser: the massive thunderstorm that just came through the Dallas area left some truly spectacular sunset skies in its wake.
For your #Caturday, this one finally stopped yelling, whining, and farting in my face as I tried to sleep, and now that I’m completely awake, he’s snoring.
October 25, 2025 at 7:01 AM
For your #Caturday, this one finally stopped yelling, whining, and farting in my face as I tried to sleep, and now that I’m completely awake, he’s snoring.
New Personal Interlude, with Stage 2 of the flyer rack conversion:
https://stremedius.com/2025/10/24/personal-interlude-and-now-time-for-the-time-lords-secret-weapon-duct-tape/
https://stremedius.com/2025/10/24/personal-interlude-and-now-time-for-the-time-lords-secret-weapon-duct-tape/
October 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
New Personal Interlude, with Stage 2 of the flyer rack conversion:
https://stremedius.com/2025/10/24/personal-interlude-and-now-time-for-the-time-lords-secret-weapon-duct-tape/
https://stremedius.com/2025/10/24/personal-interlude-and-now-time-for-the-time-lords-secret-weapon-duct-tape/
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
October 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.