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Josh Knol
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gracejarvisohno.bsky.social
I’ve been thinking about the worms on the de-worming chocolate box since I was a kid, I just think they’re such fun little guys! they each look like such a good hang
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
A 4 panel grayscale comic strip In the upper margin is the title “Concrete Beach” on the left and a stylized crown logo on the right. Panel 1: narration: Got off work at the Cigarette King Image: a squat 1960s style grocery store with a brick and concrete facade. Illustrated advertisements for “Ribeye” and cigarettes are drawn on the windows. A shopping cart is in the middle of the empty parking lot. There are palm trees rising behind the building and a palm frond on the ground Panel 2: narration: Can’t drive into the ocean (long line) Image: the ocean stretches to the horizon. A long pier stretches into the ocean. A line of cars are waiting their turn to drive of it. One is splashing into the water, nose first. Panel 3: narration: There is a place 24 hrs You are welcome Image: power lines run behind a squat building with dark windows and a dark roof. There is a fish logo over the door. A large round sign on a pole says “Captain’s Table.” There is an image of an anchor in the center of the sign. Panel 4: narration : A butterflied fish reveals a secret face. Image: POV sitting at a booth in a restaurant. The walls ads wood paneled. There are condiments on the table, and a knife and fork. There is a plate on the table containing a fish meal. The fish is split down the middle. The split dish has strange eyes and a small mouth inside it, as if it was a human face. A speech balloon is coming from the fish, but the balloon only says “speaking” in parentheses. We do not know what the fish is saying.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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nightvaleradio.bsky.social
Make like a tree and grow.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) on twitter: "[gets olympic tickets to 100m butterfly] Oh my god this will be great. [sees the huge stadium] Oh wow that must be where they keep it."
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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metalligretch.bsky.social
I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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jlp.systems
Astonishing. According to this guy I just spoke to, there are no worries
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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mindflakes.bsky.social
Taunting my enemies by making a sandwich where 1 bread is at a 90° angle to the other bread
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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patricklenton.bsky.social
Not everyone can be a passenger princess, some of us are a lesser passenger duke, we sit in the back and we have to hold the potato salad
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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i-find-planets.bsky.social
You have discovered a planet. A moose-like being lives there and drinks cinnamon cakes. It is too far, yet near.
November 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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tomwalker.bsky.social
animal four legs morning reddit 2025 urgent
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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markpopham.bsky.social
getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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vornietom.bsky.social
Oh brave new world that has such Thai food in it
November 14, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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skullmandible.bsky.social
they should bring back the blues because I wanna hear more songs where the bad guy is a train
April 27, 2023 at 7:52 PM
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nedroid.com
True Tales of Dentistry
CAPTION: My first day as a dentist ME (removing tooth): And there we go! All done. ASSISTANT: Doctor, that was a load-bearing tooth (The patient's dead explodes, scattering teeth everywhere)
November 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
be there or be square!

me:
a poorly drawn uni the cat shaped like a square uni is a tuxedo cat with bright yellow eyes, and a white chest that contrasts with its black fur, and he’s looking like a square in the picture
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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nightvaleradio.bsky.social
Happy birthday, if it's your birthday. If it's not your birthday, please print this out and look at it on the right date.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
“defeats the purpose of” let me stop you right there, pal. you can’t defeat a purpose
November 10, 2025 at 9:19 AM
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nedroid.com
Sailors' Wisdom
(Beartato and Reginald are reading books on Sailors' Wisdom) REGINALD: "Red sky at night, sailors delight." BEARTATO: "Red sky at morning, sailors take warning." REGINALD: "Red sky at dawn, a storm's coming on." BEARTATO: "Red sky at noon, a storm's coming soon." REGINALD: "Red sky at dusk? That counts as night. Refer to previous wisdom, all right?" REGINALD: "Red sky tomorrow fills sailors with sorrow." BEARTATO: "Red sky today? That's prob'ly okay." REGINALD: "Red sky on the ground: you're upside-down." BEARTATO: "Reader beware, you're in for a scare." Oops, wrong book. REGINALD (tossing book away): I'm getting nothing. BEARTATO: Same. (They peed outside. Turns out they were on a boat! The sky is swirling purples and greens with some yellow orange spirals). REGINALD: Curse you, sailors
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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rem.bsjky.team
more foods shuold tell your fortune
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
black and white comic panel a triangle shaped person stands before a door in a long hallway. a strange portrait is on the wall. triangle says: I will search the story the storage interior is a plain rectangle drawn in no perspective. darkness fills the rest of the frame. the top of the rectangle says STORAGE. there are five items inside: a claw hammer, a length of coiled rope, a saw, a baseball, and a jug of some liquid triangle says: The storage is full of tools and equipment. triangle stands still in the same space. a pensive look is on their face. triangle is now mid-exit from the storage, disappearing into the darkness. they say: Time to leave.
November 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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telodendron.bsky.social
A black and white panel. A triangle shaped person and diamond shaped person in a bare room. Triangle: speaking a dialog window with a drop shadow titled wild mushroom. It contains a list of three mushrooms with illustrations and captions. Mushroom 1: Looks like button mushroom. Description: “It’s round.” Mushroom 2: a chanterelle maybe. Description: “The gentle delicious one.” Mushroom 3: something lumpy. Is this a truffle? I don’t know. Description: “Get wild.” In response, Diamond character says: Oh?
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Two guys on the train meme and there's a giant sleeping cat leaning against the train
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM