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Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social · Apr 7
Join Cecil, Symphony, Disparition and surprise guests for our new live show Murder Night in Blood Forest. Introduce your friends, family and fellow corvids to Night Vale through this amazing show!

Ticket and tour info: buff.ly/mFLpEwf
The Night Vale logo is at the bottom of the rectangle, with a thick black ribbon at the bottom. The top in black text is Welcome to Night Vale and the list of shows. Standing at the bottom int he black ribbon are Symphony in a pink taffeta dress with a wide black leather belt around her waist, Cecil in a paisley long sleeve button up shirt, Disparition in a hot pink short sleeve t-shirt and Jeffrey in an olive green with gray pin stripes flannel shirt.
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What better way to express your love than a little piece of paper with weird art and a funny joke on it?

Collect one or all four packs here: buff.ly/OYLCfMt
4 cards: 1. A blue & pink background. A flesh-covered unidentifiable creature supported by many spaghetti-like legs. Text: Love is a many-legged thing with human skin & no eyes. 2. A peach background, a gray rock with 1 eyeball on top & 1 eyeball on the sand. A conversation bubble with a red heart in it. Text: Missed connection. I am a rock. You were near me. I have no idea who or what you are because I cannot perceive the world. I love you. 3. A sand background. A bug with 2 big eyes attached at the bottom to a nose & mouth, a body like a short beetle, with 2 arms up high, 2 arms down low & 2 legs. Text: You wanna be that way? Fine. Seriously, it's fine. I like you for who you are. 4. A pink background, black shadow people with pink heart eyes circle the card (3 left/right, 1 top/bottom), heads to the center, torsos at the edges. Text: Today you will meet a beautiful stranger. Actually hundreds of beautiful strangers. Everyone is beautiful & you know almost none of them. 4 Cards: Card 1: 2 human hearts facing each other with arms extending out to hug the other. At the top is: ""whisper a dangerous secret to someone you care about."" At the bottom is: ""Now they have the power to destroy you, but they won't."" Inside: ""This is what love is. Happy Valentines Day!"" Card 2: a black lake with forearms rising out of it. The fingers are held in the shape of a heart. The heart is the same black as the lake, with black droplets dripping back into the lake. Inside: Past performance is not a predictor of future results. Card 3: is a picture of a human heart on a white dinner plate with a fork stuck into the top. Blood is pooling on the plate & table. Quote at top: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... Inside is a longer poem. Card 4: is a heart shaped picture that looks like brain or heart flesh. Then the text: Roses are red. Violets are sentient. Orchids have giant hearts. Lilies feel pain. This has been a comprehensive list of flowers. Happy Valentines Day! 4 Cards: 1: black abstract hands rising from the bottom, cupping a red heart. Inside the heart in white text: If you love something set it free. If it returns, burrows into your ribs, devours your heart & becomes your new heart it was meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! 2: a red & purple gradient background. A large red, yellow & pink heart. Text: Someday You'll find that special someone. You'll find them hiding in a dark corner of an unfamiliar room. They will be faceless, whispering. Happy Valentines Day. 3: abstract of 2 purple faces with red eyeballs, lips touching. The space between the lips, nose & chin form hearts. Text: Let's get together. Let's become one. Let's fuse our skin & share our bones & crawl about the world, terrifying & inspiring all who see. Happy Valentine's Day 4: baby pink with a red crochet-like heart made of bugs. Text: You say you're going to be alone on Valentine's Day. But you forget about the insects, ghosts & surveillance devices in your home. Happy Valentine's Day 4 cards. Card 1 has a red pencil with a white heart shaped bottom & black heart shaped tip. The tip is a breath away from touching the open eye below it. Below are the words: How do I love thee? Inside: Let me tally up all the points I've assigned to your personal value with respect to my needs. Card 2: a red background. In the middle is a vertical oblong rectangle. At the top & bottom are pink gums, heart shaped teeth, a heart shaped tongue at the bottom & black above the tongue. In the black area is white text: The heart wants what it wants. Inside: What it wants is blood. Card 3: a black background with red scorpion tails with pink or white hearts on the ends. On the inside: Love is never having to say you're filled with scorpions. Card 4: light pink background, a hot pink dummy has black arrows poking out of it in all directions. The arrows have black & white feathers & a heart shaped tip. At the top is: As the old song goes. Inside: Love is all you need to destroy your enemies.
January 6, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Did you know our live Weather for the January tour is the one, the only Mal Blum? It's a great night full of laughter and a murderer in a crow mask! Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/5W768Jp
January 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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Look at it from the raindrop's point of view.
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Did you lose something?

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A black t-shirt with a white signed taped to the front. The sign has black text at the top "Lost: Cat" and at the bottom "If found, RUN". A thin black box is in the middle with a cute black cat with yellow eyes holding a sharp knife in its fangs. A white t-shirt with black text at the top "Lost: Cat" and at the bottom "If found, RUN". A thin black box is in the middle with a cute black cat with yellow eyes holding a sharp knife in its fangs.
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Make no mistake.
January 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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The Welcome to Night Vale Valentine's day cards are back in stock. Collect one or all four packs here: buff.ly/OYLCfMt
January 1, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Unfortunately, my New Year's Resolution is 240p
January 1, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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"I know it's hard to come to terms with, but loss is just the necessary other side of the coin of life." Which I thought sounded nice but it did not work on the Loss Prevention Officer AT ALL.
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Perfect for longtime fans or curious newcomers the official script books feature episodes from the first 4 years, behind-the-scenes commentary, art, and live shows scripts.

Buy one or all four here: buff.ly/eK8jN16
"Four book covers: The Most Void Partially Stars book cover is a night scene with a gray sky and a black silhouette of the ground and the house. The house has four windows lit up. A beam of light, which changes the sky from dull gray to stars, beams up from the roof of the house. The book cover is shades of light orange and gray. At the top is the title in bold black letters: The Great Glowing Coils of the Universe and at the bottom on the left is: Welcome to Night Vale. On the right is: Episodes Volume 2. In the middle of the page in a light blue gray and dark orange is design that looks like an alien's skull with some teeth along the bottom. The Buying of Lot 37 (Vol 3) book cover: A purple and pink background. on the left four human hands of varying colors of brown and peach stretch out across the page. Each hand is holding an auction paddle. The paddles each have one word of the book title on them. The top arm has a blue sweater cuff, the arm below this has a yellow polka dot shirt sleeve. Below this a light gray-blue shirt cuffed arm. Below this is an octopus tentacle that is red on top with a pink bottom that has blue suction cups going up and down it. The arm on the bottom is outstretched the furthest and has a light blue sleeve with a darker blue cuff. Who's a Good Boy (Vol 4) book cover: It has an upside down black dog head, razor sharp white teeth bared, red eye glowing like a flame and rounded black ears hanging down. His body curves off the page making a U-turn and the front part of his body and black legs with shining white claws loop back onto the page. The background looks like an foggy greenish window with rain dripping down it. Over the body is the Title in white letters: Who’s a Good Boy?"
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Our live shows are the beating heart of the Night Vale experience. So join us. We'll slip into your heart. Burrow down. Stay a while. Ticket and tour information: buff.ly/5W768Jp
December 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Look smart. Feel comfortable. Question everything.

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Cecil is standing in sun-dappled woods, wearing the University of What It Is sweatshirt, which Is a logo sweatshirt in light gray. At the top in a dark purple rounded rectangle are the words: The University of. Below this in large white letters with purple outline are the words: "What It is." Below this is a shield with purple wheat laurels on either side.
December 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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The children are the future - whispering, translucent children with glowing eyes who come through the walls at night. They are the future.
December 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Thank your lucky stars. Curse your unlucky stars. Give a polite nod to your neutral stars.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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We are live in one hour. Come hang out with Night Vale creators Jeffrey and Joseph at 1 pm est today: buff.ly/KFmw5Dh
A green square has an Orange circle at the top, with a P on it. The long side of the P is a black bar. Then a white circle. An image of Jeffrey and Joseph, with their arms around each other's shoulders is below this. Joseph is wearing a gray sweater, open to show a Buc-ees t-shirt with their cartoonish beaver on the front. Jeffrey is wearing a dark gray button up shirt, with a plaid shirt under it. Below this in white block letters it says: Hang out with Joseph and Jeffrey.
December 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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It's the Boxing Day hang out with Night Vale creators Jeffrey and Joseph at 1 pm est today! Open to Patreon Weird Scout members and higher. Not a member yet? Join here: www.patreon.com/welcometonig...
December 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Today is the birthday of a very important person in history. This one goes out to Annie Lenox. It's your day Annie!
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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I'm dreaming of a plaid Christmas, completely unlike the ones I used to know.
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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If you are looking for a last-minute gift option, give the gift of a weird and wonderful night at the theater. Night Vale's Murder Night in Blood Forest tickets are here. Memories last as long as you do, and not a second longer!

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Merch manager Jake is wearing the I Survived Murder Night in Blood Forest t-shirt. A big smile on his face, blond hair falling just over his ears.
December 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Happy Capricorn Season ♑️🐐
December 22, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Happy solstice to all you round-earthers out there.
December 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Did you miss the shipping deadlines? Love live shows? We have some great options for gifting:
• Live show tickets: buff.ly/oNVXYPO
• Audio recordings of our past live shows: buff.ly/UgHbcaO
• Zoom recordings of past live shows: buff.ly/3waduAc
December 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Hardly, a day goes by.
December 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Did you know there are three amazing in-universe novels by Welcome to Night Vale co-creators Jeffrey Cranor and Joseph Fink?

Find them here: buff.ly/eK8jN16
3 WTNV In-Universe Books: Welcome to Night Vale: Purple sky. Rays shooting out of a Night Vale eye. A black radio tower, water tower and mountains outlined in the distance. It Devours: sunny yellow with a large red circle. Inside the circle is a pink gum color with sharp white teeth in descending ever smaller circles. The Faceless Old Woman: blue cover, images in black, white & orange: castle, sun, Skull with a black flag, crown, house, Night Vale eye, long black dress, ship, 2 oranges.
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Your favorite floating feline.

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A deep blue shirt with a levitating black cat on the front. The cat's tale is long, back is spiney and eyes are big and white. A bowl of milk is splashing up below him. A shadow and a white banner that says Khoshekh floats below the cat . Above are sideways almond shaped eyes with purple eyes. A fitted deep blue shirt with a levitating black cat on the front. The cat's tale is long, back is spiney and eyes are big and white. A bowl of milk is splashing up below him. A shadow and a white banner that says Khoshekh floats below the cat . Above are sideways almond shaped eyes with purple eyes. A close up of the t-shirt image: A levitating black cat on the front of a bright blue t-shirt. The cat's tale is long, back is spiney and eyes are big and white. A bowl of milk is splashing up below him. A shadow and a white banner that says Khoshekh floats below the cat . Above are sideways almond shaped eyes with purple eyes.
December 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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From a lake you come and to a lake you will return.
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM