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This is so perfect. "Dead Center" and he's so far to the right that he's half off the cover
I seriously do not know how this title got through even a single launch meeting.
July 29, 2025 at 4:10 PM
This is so perfect. "Dead Center" and he's so far to the right that he's half off the cover
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"This is like Gestapo-type of stuff, and it just blows my mind that there's a certain, certain ugly segment of the American pop population that's enjoying watching these families getting ripped out of their homes and, and you somehow think that America's gonna be better if this is done." - Bill Burr
May 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
"This is like Gestapo-type of stuff, and it just blows my mind that there's a certain, certain ugly segment of the American pop population that's enjoying watching these families getting ripped out of their homes and, and you somehow think that America's gonna be better if this is done." - Bill Burr
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It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
February 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
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Watching the guy whose album my parents wouldn’t let me buy age into an elder statesman or electronic music has been really fun. I never get tired of the phrase “Academy Award-winning composer Trent Reznor.”
trent reznor said the song of 2024 was “espresso” and that just proves how cool he is
January 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Watching the guy whose album my parents wouldn’t let me buy age into an elder statesman or electronic music has been really fun. I never get tired of the phrase “Academy Award-winning composer Trent Reznor.”
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people in the south are on balance better at driving in winter conditions than people in the midwest/northeast because salt trucks are far more scarce. when they do face inclement weather they have experience driving through it on a far higher difficulty setting. in addition the food is better there
January 7, 2025 at 3:13 PM
people in the south are on balance better at driving in winter conditions than people in the midwest/northeast because salt trucks are far more scarce. when they do face inclement weather they have experience driving through it on a far higher difficulty setting. in addition the food is better there
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I grew up on margarine and lived to see the cultural vindication of butter, never let anyone tell you a better world isn’t possible
December 23, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I grew up on margarine and lived to see the cultural vindication of butter, never let anyone tell you a better world isn’t possible
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Everyone seems to think the Muppets are wonderful but I think it’s notable that Michael Caine, famously one of the nicest men in Hollywood and a good judge of character, never worked with them again after Muppet Christmas Carol
December 23, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Everyone seems to think the Muppets are wonderful but I think it’s notable that Michael Caine, famously one of the nicest men in Hollywood and a good judge of character, never worked with them again after Muppet Christmas Carol
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Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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December 19, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Delighted Health Insurance Executives Gather In Outdoor Coliseum To Watch Patient Battle Cancer
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nothing gets past some of you
December 18, 2024 at 8:14 PM
nothing gets past some of you
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It is 2028, the Dems run a Liz Cheney-Rahm Emanuel ticket, lose 47 states to Don Jr/Lauren Boebert. Everyone agrees they could not overcome their "Free Luigi" problem
December 16, 2024 at 4:02 PM
It is 2028, the Dems run a Liz Cheney-Rahm Emanuel ticket, lose 47 states to Don Jr/Lauren Boebert. Everyone agrees they could not overcome their "Free Luigi" problem
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Remember, corporations steal more through wage theft than every thief in America put together.
Disney has agreed to settle California's largest wage theft lawsuit, paying out $233 million to 50,000 workers who are owned back pay.
The workers are owned this money because the corporate giant failed to pay them the legally mandated $15/hr minimum wage.
www.yahoo.com/news/disneyl...
The workers are owned this money because the corporate giant failed to pay them the legally mandated $15/hr minimum wage.
www.yahoo.com/news/disneyl...
Disneyland Reaches California Record $233 Million Wage Theft Settlement With Workers
The agreement comes after workers at the theme park negotiated a minimum wage raise to $24/hour in July The post Disneyland Reaches California Record $233 Million Wage Theft Settlement With Workers ap...
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December 16, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Remember, corporations steal more through wage theft than every thief in America put together.
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I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
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[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
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Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
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Health insurance is one of those things where when someone explains the mechanisms of it perfectly, all you can think is “but that’s so fucked up, on a fundamental level”
December 8, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Health insurance is one of those things where when someone explains the mechanisms of it perfectly, all you can think is “but that’s so fucked up, on a fundamental level”
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I love cyberpunk as a genre but man people lean too heavily on aesthetics instead of themes to define it. Not every story has to look like Blade Runner to be cyberpunk. We can adjust to modern trends seen in the real world. It doesn't have to be all neon and chrome.
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December 8, 2024 at 1:43 AM
I love cyberpunk as a genre but man people lean too heavily on aesthetics instead of themes to define it. Not every story has to look like Blade Runner to be cyberpunk. We can adjust to modern trends seen in the real world. It doesn't have to be all neon and chrome.
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(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
December 7, 2024 at 11:55 PM
(Realizing i zoned out for 15 years and have a family now without noticing) (Realizing I never committed my beautiful child's name to memory) You - (forgetting if we have hogs or not but going with my gut feeling) Feed them hogs
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Democracy also can’t work if some small handful of citizens sit atop a throne of skulls made from the desperate need and ruthless exploitation of the sick, so what are we gonna do here
All the positive things leftists are saying about murdering health care CEOs could be said with equal plausibility by pro-lifers who murder abortion providers. Democracy can’t work if this kind of thinking becomes mainstream at either end of the political spectrum.
December 8, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Democracy also can’t work if some small handful of citizens sit atop a throne of skulls made from the desperate need and ruthless exploitation of the sick, so what are we gonna do here
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i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell
December 6, 2024 at 4:48 PM
i’ve seen people say “celebrating the CEO dying is bad, talk to people in real life you’ll see” i’ve talked to people and they all think it’s cool as hell