The dumb ignorabt shit head
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I love the Devil and Hell
Pinned
Bob of Ghanoush
Imagine missing that head though, go straight back to sniper school you’re weak
September 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Imagine missing that head though, go straight back to sniper school you’re weak
Guy named Joey Hotdog entering a chestnut eating contest
July 4, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Guy named Joey Hotdog entering a chestnut eating contest
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it’s that time of year again
July 3, 2025 at 11:06 PM
it’s that time of year again
[languidly swirling my snifter of cognac] Machinations? Me?!
July 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
[languidly swirling my snifter of cognac] Machinations? Me?!
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In Canada they call Grimace “Purple Dennis”
July 15, 2023 at 5:13 PM
In Canada they call Grimace “Purple Dennis”
Satan rejoicing that Jesus is dead today, natural wonders abound
April 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Satan rejoicing that Jesus is dead today, natural wonders abound
They’re not LIKE the Snuggie
April 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
They’re not LIKE the Snuggie
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I’m here to do two things chew bubblegum and run out of bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum
May 30, 2024 at 1:27 AM
I’m here to do two things chew bubblegum and run out of bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum
I’m a single issue voter
March 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m a single issue voter
I should get an Oscar for not watching the Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I should get an Oscar for not watching the Oscars
Tolkien cooked so hard when he named him Grima Wormtongue
February 8, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Tolkien cooked so hard when he named him Grima Wormtongue
New year new me (even bigger piece of shit)
January 10, 2025 at 11:59 AM
New year new me (even bigger piece of shit)
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My sister’s friend recently went to the Museum of Natural History in Pakistan and folks… there’s nothing natural about it
January 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My sister’s friend recently went to the Museum of Natural History in Pakistan and folks… there’s nothing natural about it
Visited by three ghosts this Christmas but they’re all just Depression
December 26, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Visited by three ghosts this Christmas but they’re all just Depression
Gonna follow this ghastly eldritch light into the woods brb
December 23, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Gonna follow this ghastly eldritch light into the woods brb
Probably fine that I ignore the broken gate over the small culvert that leads to the innermost sanctum of my fortress, it’s not like anyone will notice it and I can use the time and money I save to add more unskilled archers to the parapets
December 21, 2024 at 5:57 PM
Probably fine that I ignore the broken gate over the small culvert that leads to the innermost sanctum of my fortress, it’s not like anyone will notice it and I can use the time and money I save to add more unskilled archers to the parapets
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Are you crappin me arse m8? You takin the wipe? Flushing the turds, innit
December 13, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Are you crappin me arse m8? You takin the wipe? Flushing the turds, innit
Here’s something you can do that doesn’t involve meticulous planning and a weeklong manhunt but is necessary and useful nonetheless
i know you've heard this all before and i hate that. there's nothing i want more than to never ask anyone for anything again but the rapid decrease in mobility and excruciating pain i am in daily was not expected. please help if you can. it feels like it's only going to get darker
hi. it's #GivingTuesday and my medical expenses keep mounting. the physical therapy i need costs $30+ out of pocket each visit and next month everything will be more with a new deductible. I have x-rays co-pays, i have consult co-pays, 3 mental health visits a month co-pays, rideshares, and no money
December 9, 2024 at 7:48 PM
Here’s something you can do that doesn’t involve meticulous planning and a weeklong manhunt but is necessary and useful nonetheless
He went Waluigi mode
December 9, 2024 at 7:26 PM
He went Waluigi mode
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shitposting is protected speech
December 9, 2024 at 2:59 AM
shitposting is protected speech
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
December 9, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it
We should round up all the CEO’s…for their own protection of course
December 6, 2024 at 4:11 AM
We should round up all the CEO’s…for their own protection of course
The dumb ignorabt shit head is an ironic name I’m actually a dumb ignorabt shit ASS
December 3, 2024 at 5:09 PM
The dumb ignorabt shit head is an ironic name I’m actually a dumb ignorabt shit ASS