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Sunday, January 18, 2026
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Hi. I have to ask for help. I don’t have rent after my expenses for this month and my electric bill is also due. I have done everything I can to avoid asking for help but I feel left with no further options.
cash app: $jpreader
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paypal: @jpreader
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cash app: $jpreader
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finally starting to feel like i'm learning something when i lose at chess in addition to the joys of self-flagellation
February 2, 2026 at 11:56 AM
finally starting to feel like i'm learning something when i lose at chess in addition to the joys of self-flagellation
i consider my 25 year old beef with this idiot won
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2 days ago
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February 2, 2026 at 9:39 AM
i consider my 25 year old beef with this idiot won
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Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
February 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yesterday, five-year-old Liam and his dad Adrian were released from Dilley detention center. I picked them up last night and escorted them back to Minnesota this morning.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
Liam is now home. With his hat and his backpack.
i move my mattress, box spring and 2 bed frames (don't ask) about a full foot across the room each month just by having consistently horrific dreams every single night
February 1, 2026 at 4:40 PM
i move my mattress, box spring and 2 bed frames (don't ask) about a full foot across the room each month just by having consistently horrific dreams every single night
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4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
U.S. citizen injured by federal agents in Salem who demanded to see “papers,” union says - Salem Reporter
A home care worker and union worker was pulled from her car and injured by federal agents Thursday according to a statement by SEIU 503. To comment on this story, use the form at the end of the repor...
www.salemreporter.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:47 PM
4 federal agents pull over an elderly US citizen for the suspected crime of being brown, break her car window, throw her to the ground, then drive off after they find her US Passport in her purse. The Salem Police, when called, say there’s nothing they can do. www.salemreporter.com/2026/01/31/u...
mr beck... please - i beg you, let me stop dancing...
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
mr beck... please - i beg you, let me stop dancing...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
March for Billionaires — San Francisco, Feb 7
Stand up for the entrepreneurs, innovators, and risk-takers who build our economy. February 7, 2026.
marchforbillionaires.org
February 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i dread your pardon
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 PM
i dread your pardon
what with having no teeth at since october and no temp dentures before my new set is finished if that's even a thing i've been eating a box of rigatoni a day because i can gum it sufficiently but there's only so long you can go before feeling kind of sad or bleak
January 31, 2026 at 4:45 PM
what with having no teeth at since october and no temp dentures before my new set is finished if that's even a thing i've been eating a box of rigatoni a day because i can gum it sufficiently but there's only so long you can go before feeling kind of sad or bleak
poopship destroyer voice: eyeDONwannaeadanymoreSPAgheddi
January 31, 2026 at 4:39 PM
poopship destroyer voice: eyeDONwannaeadanymoreSPAgheddi
health is financially unsustainable
January 31, 2026 at 2:26 PM
health is financially unsustainable
they shouldn't get to hit you with a $170 co-pay on a day they're not open to be yelled at
January 31, 2026 at 2:10 PM
they shouldn't get to hit you with a $170 co-pay on a day they're not open to be yelled at
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Hi. I have to ask for help. I don’t have rent after my expenses for this month and my electric bill is also due. I have done everything I can to avoid asking for help but I feel left with no further options.
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
Donate to Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability, organized by JP Reader
Sunday, January 18, 2026
Hi. I have to ask for help. I do not have rent after my … JP Reader needs your support for Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability
gofund.me
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Hi. I have to ask for help. I don’t have rent after my expenses for this month and my electric bill is also due. I have done everything I can to avoid asking for help but I feel left with no further options.
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
oh no that was one of the funniest people ever
January 30, 2026 at 6:58 PM
oh no that was one of the funniest people ever
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i didn't want to repost this during the last few days for obvious reasons but i keep getting hit with medical expenses and still need some help if you can spare it. thank you for all your patience and support
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
Donate to Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability, organized by JP Reader
Friday, January 23, 2026
Hi I got some really great donations this week but I'm … JP Reader needs your support for Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability
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January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
i didn't want to repost this during the last few days for obvious reasons but i keep getting hit with medical expenses and still need some help if you can spare it. thank you for all your patience and support
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
i need someone to crack my back but with every bone in my body
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
i need someone to crack my back but with every bone in my body
burn all ai media burn all ai machines
January 29, 2026 at 7:51 PM
burn all ai media burn all ai machines
i have this gag where i talk about a filmmaker's first movie as though it's literally autobiographical so when i say for example i liked darren aronofsky more with a hole in his head i'm of course describing the events of pi not any real life violence
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
i have this gag where i talk about a filmmaker's first movie as though it's literally autobiographical so when i say for example i liked darren aronofsky more with a hole in his head i'm of course describing the events of pi not any real life violence
i'm not sure i need 5 different card numbers for the $15.83 in my account
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 PM
i'm not sure i need 5 different card numbers for the $15.83 in my account
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one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
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"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
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GAR chapter 2 is now available to read ! Free (tho you can pay for it, if you want) on patreon and substack! Linktr.ee/spiderbabby
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 PM
GAR chapter 2 is now available to read ! Free (tho you can pay for it, if you want) on patreon and substack! Linktr.ee/spiderbabby
same handle on upscrolled
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 PM
same handle on upscrolled
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my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
Tim Walz condemned for comparing Minnesota children to Anne Frank
The Minnesota governor is getting widespread criticism for comparing children dealing with immigration enforcement to Holocaust victim Anne Frank.
bit.ly
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt