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Hi. I have to ask for help. I don’t have rent after my expenses for this month and my electric bill is also due. I have done everything I can to avoid asking for help but I feel left with no further options.

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Sunday, January 18, 2026 Hi. I have to ask for help. I do not have rent after my … JP Reader needs your support for Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability
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i didn't want to repost this during the last few days for obvious reasons but i keep getting hit with medical expenses and still need some help if you can spare it. thank you for all your patience and support

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paypal: @jpreader
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Friday, January 23, 2026 Hi I got some really great donations this week but I'm … JP Reader needs your support for Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability
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January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
i need someone to crack my back but with every bone in my body
January 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
burn all ai media burn all ai machines
January 29, 2026 at 7:51 PM
i have this gag where i talk about a filmmaker's first movie as though it's literally autobiographical so when i say for example i liked darren aronofsky more with a hole in his head i'm of course describing the events of pi not any real life violence
January 29, 2026 at 7:09 PM
i'm not sure i need 5 different card numbers for the $15.83 in my account
January 29, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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one of the agents said “okay we know” when we were whistling so i leaned in and whistled louder and he threatened to pepper spray me. i then said “are you scared of a fucking whistle dawg” and he very meekly said “no i’m not scared of a whistle”
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
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GAR chapter 2 is now available to read ! Free (tho you can pay for it, if you want) on patreon and substack! Linktr.ee/spiderbabby
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 PM
same handle on upscrolled
January 28, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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my grandmother, an Auschwitz survivor, was Anne Frank’s neighbor in Amsterdam, and Oma thinks this comparison is perfectly apt
January 28, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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i'm not saying it wouldn't be cool if trump "fired" stephen miller but tbh he's never "hired" laura loomer and that hardly matters since trump is constantly consulting people who don't officially work for him. if the goons are still in the streets, it doesn't matter if miller is W-9 or 1099.
Sen. Ruben Gallego, D-Ariz., rolls out his demand for supporting a DHS appropriations bill: fire Stephen Miller
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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James O’Keefe responds to a comment

“Figured they (ICE protesters) were being paid…”

O’Keefe:

“No, it's more terrifying than that. It's not transactional.

They actually believe in their cause.

That truth is going to be hard for most people to understand or accept.”
January 27, 2026 at 4:41 PM
a radical pivot in our understanding of plumbing, roofing, you see where i'm going
January 27, 2026 at 5:18 PM
ME (hating dirty dishes): the dish pit is toast if it can't evolve beyond dishes
January 27, 2026 at 5:17 PM
producers claim last handful of posts "lame", with one exec adding "oof"; death of speedy at bsky directed to "scrub timeline like [speedy] ought to scrub [speedy's] nasty a**"
January 27, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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Race as a construct is so powerful that only now are many people saying ‘they are killing us’.

They have been killing us. We have all been us the whole time.
January 27, 2026 at 5:46 AM
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President Donald Trump has shitted his whole self inside out. "It's fucked up, it's nasty" say observers.
January 26, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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The people of Minnesota have executed one of the most impressive civil resistance campaigns I can remember:

- Organized a city wide general strike
- Maintained nonviolent discipline amidst violence
- Mobilized 10,000s in subzero temps to protest and watch ICE
- Flipped public opinion against ICE
January 26, 2026 at 4:17 PM
doritos spicy sweet chili seasoned toilet water
January 26, 2026 at 6:55 PM
i didn't want to repost this during the last few days for obvious reasons but i keep getting hit with medical expenses and still need some help if you can spare it. thank you for all your patience and support

cash app: $jpreader
venmo: @JP_Reader
paypal: @jpreader
gofund.me/951a9de7
Donate to Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability, organized by JP Reader
Friday, January 23, 2026 Hi I got some really great donations this week but I'm … JP Reader needs your support for Help J.P. Achieve Safety and Stability
gofund.me
January 26, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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according to bluesky, working for ice is a protected class against discrimination lol
January 26, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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The altnps account is the 13th most followed account on Bluesky and has more followers than every single news outlet other than the NYT, NPR and Meidas Touch on here. They actively spread misinformation and exploit gullible old people for cash. Accounts this unethical do not deserve to exist.
Completely insane. AltNPS claimed to know the name of Alex Pretti's killer, refused to say it because "the truth always comes out," and then just deleted the post.

A man was executed on the street in my hometown, and AltNPS is using that as an excuse to vaguepost for attention.
January 25, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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you think leftism is bad because you've been told your whole life to believe it by people who own factories and hate unions, by people who make money when your government spends money on the military and cops, by people who stand to make money as long as they can trick you into sabotaging yourself.
January 25, 2026 at 11:17 PM