speedy
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why is it summer out in ri?
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
why is it summer out in ri?
shit i completely forgot my tradition of watching twin peaks the return on thanksgiving
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
shit i completely forgot my tradition of watching twin peaks the return on thanksgiving
i contribute soothing imagery online as my activism
November 21, 2025 at 4:18 PM
i contribute soothing imagery online as my activism
the sweet thing about the french language is if you speak it hey good for you none of my business but if you don't and just wing it it's automatically a bit
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
the sweet thing about the french language is if you speak it hey good for you none of my business but if you don't and just wing it it's automatically a bit
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i want to grow old with my trans friends
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i want to grow old with my trans friends
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I used to have a friend who said he could see people's auras and all I could really say at the time was "oh right then"
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I used to have a friend who said he could see people's auras and all I could really say at the time was "oh right then"
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i'm on the web, online. i'm connected and it's absolutely exhilarating
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
i'm on the web, online. i'm connected and it's absolutely exhilarating
getting a custom kitchen sink large enough to wash myself like a goddamn baby
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
getting a custom kitchen sink large enough to wash myself like a goddamn baby
sometimes you see news of a band reuniting and you're like how tf are you all not 412 years old but in reality john wayne gacy enthusiasts acid bath are likely just a little older than you
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
sometimes you see news of a band reuniting and you're like how tf are you all not 412 years old but in reality john wayne gacy enthusiasts acid bath are likely just a little older than you
i can't find the wetness control panel on my weighted blanket
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i can't find the wetness control panel on my weighted blanket
is there a size psych meds max out at or will i just eventually grow so round and portly i float into the air a mediocre man with no portfolio turned grotesque balloon in the sky
November 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
is there a size psych meds max out at or will i just eventually grow so round and portly i float into the air a mediocre man with no portfolio turned grotesque balloon in the sky
dying an unremarkable death without a single lesson learned
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
dying an unremarkable death without a single lesson learned
the well go usa stamp of quality
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
the well go usa stamp of quality
my drooping belly has developed an ass-like crack down its center with my naval doing the heavy lifting as a makeshift anus
November 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my drooping belly has developed an ass-like crack down its center with my naval doing the heavy lifting as a makeshift anus
they're both begging me to shut the fuck up
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
they're both begging me to shut the fuck up
king for a day fool for a lifetime apologist
November 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
king for a day fool for a lifetime apologist
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Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Nobody who should fuck off actually fucks off anymore. We're stuck with all these fucking people.
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I think I'd know if one of my toes left my body and went to market
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I think I'd know if one of my toes left my body and went to market
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The media is gonna say the Epstein Files were released and leave this part out of it
The Epstein Files bill grants Attorney General Pam Bondi the authority to "withhold or redact" any material that could endanger "national security" or "jeopardize an active federal investigation."
November 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The media is gonna say the Epstein Files were released and leave this part out of it
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I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
i accidentally invested 14 billion dollar in anthropologie
November 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i accidentally invested 14 billion dollar in anthropologie
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repeatedly blowing an elk horn in my 300 square foot studio apartment and texting the building group chat anybody else hear something awesome
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
repeatedly blowing an elk horn in my 300 square foot studio apartment and texting the building group chat anybody else hear something awesome
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oh wow i never stopped to add up the cost of all the jewelry i've given women i had sex with ok i'm done
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
oh wow i never stopped to add up the cost of all the jewelry i've given women i had sex with ok i'm done