did you spread something viral again

he was like i get together with my best friends and their godchildren i love my godchildren and i started pulling tim robinson faces while on the phone dude you are paid by my psychiatrist to help me navigate debilitating depression not point out new depressing shit c'mon

i mention this because i just a moment ago was taken aback by my social worker asking first do you get together with loved ones for thanksgiving and then pushing it when i said i really only have my sibling left and that's not a thing we do when i should have just told i don't celebrate thanksgiving

you couldn't shit these pants if you had ten men helping you

odeurs d'alarme

i love their auras

download the lunchTaker app today

besides taxes. "taxes" is the answer to most questionable corporate media decisions you can't just say "taxes"