@jlcrook.bsky.social
Dog mum. Human mum. Big can’t do energy. Here for the fun
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At what point in the apocalypse can I stop showing up for work?
June 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
At what point in the apocalypse can I stop showing up for work?
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Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no
June 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Saw that CNN has a new show called Eva Longoria: Searching for Spain and I really hope it’s just her pointing to places on a map and someone saying no
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The words 'entourage' and 'encourage' really need to sit down and come to some sort of agreement on pronunciation.
June 3, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The words 'entourage' and 'encourage' really need to sit down and come to some sort of agreement on pronunciation.
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“Can we go outside and play now?”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
May 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
“Can we go outside and play now?”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
“Soon, boy.”
“You said that ten minutes ago.”
“As soon as I finish my cof-“
“Oops.”
“You did that on purpose.”
“It slipped.”
“I’ll get my coat.”
“Excellent.”
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Is it.. it’s Tennis isn’t it?
May 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Is it.. it’s Tennis isn’t it?
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is anybody writing any of this down
May 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
is anybody writing any of this down
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Being comfortable having your picture taken is a straight-up superpower
May 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Being comfortable having your picture taken is a straight-up superpower
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The best that Trump did in 100 days: Mark Carney
April 29, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The best that Trump did in 100 days: Mark Carney
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Mornings have a great PR department, like hey don't you want coffee and eggs and bacon and birds singing and gentle breezes and sunrises juuuust kidding here's some back pain and traffic and clothes that don't fit anymore and the most insane news cycle imaginable, now get ready for work nerd
April 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Mornings have a great PR department, like hey don't you want coffee and eggs and bacon and birds singing and gentle breezes and sunrises juuuust kidding here's some back pain and traffic and clothes that don't fit anymore and the most insane news cycle imaginable, now get ready for work nerd
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Everybody look at Sarah, this is how you do it
April 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Everybody look at Sarah, this is how you do it
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Omg the rest of this year has been exhausting
April 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Omg the rest of this year has been exhausting
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💐 From our happy home to yours, wishing everybody a joyous Easter. 💐
April 20, 2025 at 2:44 PM
💐 From our happy home to yours, wishing everybody a joyous Easter. 💐
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I just saw my family doctor at the optometrist. What's next, seeing my dentist get a haircut? Outrageous.
April 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I just saw my family doctor at the optometrist. What's next, seeing my dentist get a haircut? Outrageous.
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Don’t forget, if you ever need anything I’m always just five missed phone calls, three unanswered texts, several unopened emails, and one unenforced court order away
April 15, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Don’t forget, if you ever need anything I’m always just five missed phone calls, three unanswered texts, several unopened emails, and one unenforced court order away
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Steve Martin has always been the same age. Everyone knows this.
April 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Steve Martin has always been the same age. Everyone knows this.
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Wincestagram
April 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Wincestagram
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Bracing myself for flip-flop season not sure I’m ready to be seeing everybody’s feet with everything else going on
April 11, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Bracing myself for flip-flop season not sure I’m ready to be seeing everybody’s feet with everything else going on
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“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).
April 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).
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Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore so you can pretty much watch A Muppet Christmas Carol whenever you want now
April 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Just a reminder that nothing matters and there are no rules anymore so you can pretty much watch A Muppet Christmas Carol whenever you want now
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The senseless destruction feels like a bad joke, but here we are.
🚨NEW EPISODE🚨
📉Trump's Trillion Dollar Market Meltdown📉
In the latest episode of The Rest Is Politics US, @kattybkay.bsky.social and @scaramucci.bsky.social discuss:
🆘Are we heading for a massive recession?
🤔Will Trump back down?
and much more...
Link to full episode in replies👇
📉Trump's Trillion Dollar Market Meltdown📉
In the latest episode of The Rest Is Politics US, @kattybkay.bsky.social and @scaramucci.bsky.social discuss:
🆘Are we heading for a massive recession?
🤔Will Trump back down?
and much more...
Link to full episode in replies👇
April 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
The senseless destruction feels like a bad joke, but here we are.
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Has everyone worked out who their Great Depression character is going to be yet? I think I'm going to be Miss Hannigan: boozy singing gal with secret heart of gold.
April 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Has everyone worked out who their Great Depression character is going to be yet? I think I'm going to be Miss Hannigan: boozy singing gal with secret heart of gold.
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at 40MM, bluesky thunderdome can begin
April 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
at 40MM, bluesky thunderdome can begin
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Have we owned the libs yet?
April 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Have we owned the libs yet?