Caitlin Moran
@mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social
In the culture wars, I want to be the bit on Christmas Day where they all knocked it on the head for a bit and played football.
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Reform is basically a suburban petrol station's DVD bin of Tory politicians.
January 26, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Reform is basically a suburban petrol station's DVD bin of Tory politicians.
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Excited to see who the first Tory MP is that Reform reject.
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Excited to see who the first Tory MP is that Reform reject.
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Having discovered the best-named scent of all time, I can now take the rest of the day off
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January 26, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Having discovered the best-named scent of all time, I can now take the rest of the day off
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This, by @claireberlinski.bsky.social, is a smart, thorough comb through Trump’s use of language, and what it says about him — and robustly makes the case that no-one has to be qualified to make a diagnosis to point out what everyone can see and hear.
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The President is Losing his Marbles
It's time for the 25th Amendment—even if it puts JD Vance in office.
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January 26, 2026 at 12:26 PM
This, by @claireberlinski.bsky.social, is a smart, thorough comb through Trump’s use of language, and what it says about him — and robustly makes the case that no-one has to be qualified to make a diagnosis to point out what everyone can see and hear.
claireberlinski.substack.com/p/the-presid...
claireberlinski.substack.com/p/the-presid...
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In ascending order: Fred West, Lucy Letby, Liz Truss
Is there anyone Reform would turn down, at this point, do we think?
January 26, 2026 at 12:34 PM
In ascending order: Fred West, Lucy Letby, Liz Truss
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my favourite attendee of the London Art Fair yesterday was the girl - I want to say maybe nine years old? - who ran like the wind towards one specific booth, stopped dead, got paralysed by giggles for a solid minute, then got her phone out and took a very zoomed in picture of a painting of a butt
January 26, 2026 at 12:36 PM
my favourite attendee of the London Art Fair yesterday was the girl - I want to say maybe nine years old? - who ran like the wind towards one specific booth, stopped dead, got paralysed by giggles for a solid minute, then got her phone out and took a very zoomed in picture of a painting of a butt
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This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
January 26, 2026 at 12:38 PM
This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.
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Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 AM
Can confirm that being a journalist is occasionally very sick indeed.
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you’ll never guess what this was in reply to
This is the 2026 equivalent of when Walter Cronkite went on tv and said the Vietnam War was unwinnable
January 25, 2026 at 5:28 PM
you’ll never guess what this was in reply to
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She is the best of us. God, l'd sign a petition in BLOOD.
If this happens, it will make literally everything better. All of it. Everything in the world.
@nigella.bsky.social in our living rooms every Tuesday throughout Autumn - genuinely life-changing stuff.
@nigella.bsky.social in our living rooms every Tuesday throughout Autumn - genuinely life-changing stuff.
January 22, 2026 at 2:59 PM
She is the best of us. God, l'd sign a petition in BLOOD.
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The High Court has allowed Nadhim Zahawi's lawyer's appeal against the Solicitors Disciplinary Tribunal's finding of professional misconduct.
It’s very surprising, and concerning. Quick thread.
It’s very surprising, and concerning. Quick thread.
January 20, 2026 at 12:54 PM
The High Court has allowed Nadhim Zahawi's lawyer's appeal against the Solicitors Disciplinary Tribunal's finding of professional misconduct.
It’s very surprising, and concerning. Quick thread.
It’s very surprising, and concerning. Quick thread.
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It's also all a bit...'Franz Ferdinand's assassination an embarrassment for the 'Visit Sarajevo' tourism campaign', it is certainly *true* but it is missing the point.
also, side note, but why are these deranged outbursts by a deranged racist & misogynist ‘embarrassing’ for Starmer, who’s trying to prop up a security alliance in the face of madness, and not ‘embarrassing’ for the journalists working on these stories who’ve done so much to sanewash Trump?
January 20, 2026 at 12:03 PM
It's also all a bit...'Franz Ferdinand's assassination an embarrassment for the 'Visit Sarajevo' tourism campaign', it is certainly *true* but it is missing the point.
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Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Brooklyn Beckham: it's time to address the shadowy shape that's difficult to photograph in the room
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Have him brought onto stage in a long boat pulled by dozens of people in Viking costume. Massed choruses chanting his name.
January 19, 2026 at 9:06 AM
Have him brought onto stage in a long boat pulled by dozens of people in Viking costume. Massed choruses chanting his name.
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I honestly think the sensible thing now would be to give in and give the Nobel Peace Prize to Trump. In the minds of anyone even halfway rational for him now to accept it would only make him look even more absurd. The ceremony could be almost satirically over the top.
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 AM
I honestly think the sensible thing now would be to give in and give the Nobel Peace Prize to Trump. In the minds of anyone even halfway rational for him now to accept it would only make him look even more absurd. The ceremony could be almost satirically over the top.
In this week's column, I ask the question: is it time for women to start making fake porn of men, and flooding the internet with it? www.thetimes.com/magazines/th...
Caitlin Moran: ladies, let’s flood X with nude fakes of Elon Musk
‘Maybe in 2026 feminism gives up protesting and becomes vengeful instead’
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January 19, 2026 at 8:05 AM
In this week's column, I ask the question: is it time for women to start making fake porn of men, and flooding the internet with it? www.thetimes.com/magazines/th...
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honestly shoutout to anne. she said yes im 80, yes i will be at the super bowl in my frog costume, who should i call if im detained?
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 PM
honestly shoutout to anne. she said yes im 80, yes i will be at the super bowl in my frog costume, who should i call if im detained?
this is a mood
Foreign Ministers of Denmark and Greenland after their meeting with US Vice President and Secretary of State.
January 15, 2026 at 10:55 AM
this is a mood
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I think Morrissey's new single Make Up Is A Lie is his most effective act of trolling to date and here's why. www.patreon.com/posts/title-...
“The title and lyrics of The More You Ignore Me The Closer I Get are pretty much on the money. Morrissey is a troll.” | Pete Paphides
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January 13, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I think Morrissey's new single Make Up Is A Lie is his most effective act of trolling to date and here's why. www.patreon.com/posts/title-...
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Shouting "Did someone say beveragino?" before unpopping the bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and tossing it in the room with the enemy combatants.
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Shouting "Did someone say beveragino?" before unpopping the bottle of Sauvignon Blanc and tossing it in the room with the enemy combatants.
If this ISN'T genius, I don't think I will be able to fathom what IS.
Considering the best way to transport Marmite to work. Transferring to a small jar is so messy. Would a calpol syringe be MADNESS or am I a genius?
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 AM
If this ISN'T genius, I don't think I will be able to fathom what IS.
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I miss the old Morrissey lyrics.
Having your teeth drilled without anaesthetic, by a hairy handed dentist who wasn’t wearing gloves.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I miss the old Morrissey lyrics.
Having recently sobbed over the movie "Train Dreams" so much I actually thought I'd turned myself inside out, I now strongly believe movies should carry warnings for sex, violence, drug-use, defamatory language - and sadness: www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
My husband is banned from choosing our Movie Night film
I am crying so hard I am literally wailing. My husband is running his hands through his hair, distraught. Movies should have Sadness Warnings
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January 9, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Having recently sobbed over the movie "Train Dreams" so much I actually thought I'd turned myself inside out, I now strongly believe movies should carry warnings for sex, violence, drug-use, defamatory language - and sadness: www.thetimes.com/comment/colu...
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Everyone should watch this
Forensic analysis of objective video evidence. This is how you serve readers searching for clarity.
January 8, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Everyone should watch this
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It’s like if they’d unveiled Ceefax and it did pure evil, and the government said, “Well, what can we do? It’s all in coloured blocks. Laws don’t apply.”
January 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM
It’s like if they’d unveiled Ceefax and it did pure evil, and the government said, “Well, what can we do? It’s all in coloured blocks. Laws don’t apply.”