Caitlin Moran
@mscaitlinmoran.bsky.social
In the culture wars, I want to be the bit on Christmas Day where they all knocked it on the head for a bit and played football.
Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Love being reminded to do this every year. It's a win/win all round
Can't believe there are conversations about ending the BBC. This is like listening to a family calmly discussing whether to shoot it's dog, or burn down the house.
November 11, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Can't believe there are conversations about ending the BBC. This is like listening to a family calmly discussing whether to shoot it's dog, or burn down the house.
"Dirty pool"? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU UP TO AMERICA? WHY IS THIS A THING?
September 26, 2025 at 9:19 AM
"Dirty pool"? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU UP TO AMERICA? WHY IS THIS A THING?
It's on days like this that New York Times Connections really alienates the British audience.
September 23, 2025 at 9:14 AM
It's on days like this that New York Times Connections really alienates the British audience.
Someone's found the perfect response:
September 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Someone's found the perfect response:
Typical post on Wholesome Masculinity Spotting on Facebook.
May 1, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Typical post on Wholesome Masculinity Spotting on Facebook.
Okay, here is why I HATE AI. I'm trying to research poems about going into space, or famous quotes about escaping gravity. As the FIRST RESULT, Google gives me this SHITTY poem IT'S WRITTEN ITSELF, like it's fucking Adrian Mole and I'm John Tydeman at the BBC. HATE HATE HATE.
April 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Okay, here is why I HATE AI. I'm trying to research poems about going into space, or famous quotes about escaping gravity. As the FIRST RESULT, Google gives me this SHITTY poem IT'S WRITTEN ITSELF, like it's fucking Adrian Mole and I'm John Tydeman at the BBC. HATE HATE HATE.
It's so easy to forget what "normal" felt like in any era. In the Guardian this weekend, they ran a feature on fake/photoshopped images, and included this, from 2008. This ACTUALLY RAN AS A CAMPAIGN, until women ridiculed it into being withdrawn. Such a toxic time for women.
April 14, 2025 at 7:55 AM
It's so easy to forget what "normal" felt like in any era. In the Guardian this weekend, they ran a feature on fake/photoshopped images, and included this, from 2008. This ACTUALLY RAN AS A CAMPAIGN, until women ridiculed it into being withdrawn. Such a toxic time for women.
The thing about "disrupting" "MSM" and installing social media in it's place is that any fucker can post anything, and suddenly you've lost billions of dollars. Sorry, trillions of dollars. I, Grandpa Simpson, preferred the old ways.
April 7, 2025 at 3:14 PM
The thing about "disrupting" "MSM" and installing social media in it's place is that any fucker can post anything, and suddenly you've lost billions of dollars. Sorry, trillions of dollars. I, Grandpa Simpson, preferred the old ways.
Today's column, on the ChatGPT Ghibli app. The prayer of every creative should be, 'Please don't let tech-bros love the things I make":
April 3, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Today's column, on the ChatGPT Ghibli app. The prayer of every creative should be, 'Please don't let tech-bros love the things I make":
This is enraging - those "AI over-views" have never ONCE been useful for things I'm searching, and using AI is environmentally murderous. But the only option Google gives is for you to do the AI search - THEN filter it out? So you can't stop the environmental impact at all?
April 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
This is enraging - those "AI over-views" have never ONCE been useful for things I'm searching, and using AI is environmentally murderous. But the only option Google gives is for you to do the AI search - THEN filter it out? So you can't stop the environmental impact at all?
I'm enjoying everyone nominating their favourite European variant on "Zero fucks given."
April 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
I'm enjoying everyone nominating their favourite European variant on "Zero fucks given."
This just came up on my Facebook feed, and I think it might be one of the most important pieces of research ever undertaken: how various countries say "Zero fucks given." The frozen onions are a left turn.
April 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This just came up on my Facebook feed, and I think it might be one of the most important pieces of research ever undertaken: how various countries say "Zero fucks given." The frozen onions are a left turn.
In the week everyone's talking about Adolescence, here's the stats on how the crisis in teenage boys is shaping the future in a really quite terrifying way:
March 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
In the week everyone's talking about Adolescence, here's the stats on how the crisis in teenage boys is shaping the future in a really quite terrifying way:
This is basically Trump's modus operandi in a nutshell
March 4, 2025 at 9:55 AM
This is basically Trump's modus operandi in a nutshell
Creatives! It's the last day to appeal the upcoming AI legislation. The website is here: ipoconsultations.citizenspace.com/ipo/consulta... and the key bit is the section below. TICK OPTION 1. Strengthen copyright! Option 3 - which the government prefer - is no good for us.
February 25, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Creatives! It's the last day to appeal the upcoming AI legislation. The website is here: ipoconsultations.citizenspace.com/ipo/consulta... and the key bit is the section below. TICK OPTION 1. Strengthen copyright! Option 3 - which the government prefer - is no good for us.
I'm womanning the lines today - my shift is around 5pm! - for The TImes charity appeal. I moaned they hadn't put a photo of me on any of the posters, so they dug this one out. Fair fucks, social media department.
January 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I'm womanning the lines today - my shift is around 5pm! - for The TImes charity appeal. I moaned they hadn't put a photo of me on any of the posters, so they dug this one out. Fair fucks, social media department.
Enjoyed Facebook throwing up this lovely painting. Although I feel that, as a tortoise-trainer, some commands would be easier to teach than others. "Stay", for example.
January 14, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Enjoyed Facebook throwing up this lovely painting. Although I feel that, as a tortoise-trainer, some commands would be easier to teach than others. "Stay", for example.
"Stain my sideboards until they look jaundiced."
December 11, 2024 at 3:04 PM
"Stain my sideboards until they look jaundiced."
This week's Celebrity Watch, on the Greggpocalypse. He is now DisasterChef: www.thetimes.com/life-style/c...
December 5, 2024 at 9:48 AM
This week's Celebrity Watch, on the Greggpocalypse. He is now DisasterChef: www.thetimes.com/life-style/c...
Ah Storm Bert. You terrible, terrible bastard.
November 24, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Ah Storm Bert. You terrible, terrible bastard.
This is an AMAZING picture. How can human beings be SO different!?!? God we're amazing
November 21, 2024 at 9:55 AM
This is an AMAZING picture. How can human beings be SO different!?!? God we're amazing
Gonna describe the young Harrison Ford on Alt Text
November 20, 2024 at 10:46 AM
Gonna describe the young Harrison Ford on Alt Text
Gonna do the Alt Text description of the penguin mouth
November 20, 2024 at 10:24 AM
Gonna do the Alt Text description of the penguin mouth