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Michele one L
@michelehowarth.com
Bridge burning grudge bearer.

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May I hijack this most skint time of year to ask you to throw a few pennies at Calderdale Bird Rescue. They took in a funeral pigeon I found dying in the street, nursed her back to health & matchmaked her with a life partner. Andrew & Marie are the delightful result! 🐦 ♥️ 🐦 ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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‘Winter’ by Carol Batton.

youtu.be/Cv7JG4MvNcg
December 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
May I hijack this most skint time of year to ask you to throw a few pennies at Calderdale Bird Rescue. They took in a funeral pigeon I found dying in the street, nursed her back to health & matchmaked her with a life partner. Andrew & Marie are the delightful result! 🐦 ♥️ 🐦 ko-fi.com/calderdalebi...
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 AM
That time Shaun Ryder turned up for a poo during lockdown.

#GhostsOfChristmasPast
December 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
This is my second Christmas as an adult orphan. Can I ask, do they stay this strange?
December 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Oh well. Might as well put the decorations up.
December 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I left the room, without telling him where I was going.
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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An image of the Anglican Cathedral in Liverpool.
I lived beside it for so many years when I directed plays on the Unity Theatre stage and taught community film workshops. Looking across the Mersey when I captured this photograph years later made me proud and emotional. A wonderful city.
December 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Already dreading summer.
December 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
No idea if you’ve missed the Xmas post deadline to buy Nanna my fucking book, but no worry cos the 10% discount code WALLIAMS lasts until New Years Eve. Meanwhile, here’s a Fat White Family member in a festive woolly, cradling my masterpiece. More top content like this on Insta @wernerherzogmeets
December 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I’ve had a visit from the ghost of Christmas where’s me dinner?
December 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Life in a northern town.
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A timely reminder that my book would make the most marvellous Xmas gift for the exasperated woman/bewildered man in your life. 10% off with the code FAZAKERLEY if bought direct from www.michelehowarth.com. Happy to include sweary dedications if that’s your thing. Gift wrapping an option - just ask.
MICHELE HOWARTH
www.michelehowarth.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Funeral pigeon update.

Andrew and Marie showing off their Christmas hair-dos.
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Life in a northern town.
December 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Dr @adellestripe.bsky.social visited this afternoon, and kept things formal in a sequinned gown with shoulder pads. Let it be known that a standard has been set, should any of you be planning to pop by.
December 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
December 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Well if there’s going to be a best reader of the year, @nportnell.bsky.social is definitely up there. 👏👏👏
The best books I've read this year.

1. Glitterballs - Michele Howarth
2. The Low Life - Alexander Baron
3. Pine - Francine Toon
4. Dip My Brain in Joy - Yvonne Innes
5. The King's Witches - Kate Foster.
December 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I played poker with him about twenty years ago in a terrace just a stone’s throw from this one. I left penniless. RIP Martin Parr.
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
My people.
Hold your plums - What was Hitlers 1st name
YouTube video by paul frost
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December 7, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Men looking at my hand stitched sculptures and asking if I can take up their trousers.
December 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
There’s a Christmas window display competition in town. This definitely gets my vote.
November 30, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Bought this to add to my out of control vintage fabric collection. I already have it in blue, but you simply can’t have too many laughing pigs in waistcoats imo.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM