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Michele one L
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Bridge burning grudge bearer.

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That too.
February 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 9:51 PM
It’s going to a good home.
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Bye bye Brexitland.
February 12, 2026 at 1:03 PM
It’s raining you say?
February 12, 2026 at 10:25 AM
My phantom penis is stinging.
February 12, 2026 at 8:34 AM
A friend was killed off in the first episode of Blake’s 7. Had he lived it would’ve been Blake’s 8.
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Oh Monsieur.
Watch with sound on
February 12, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Whenever our dog gets too giddy we say ‘put George on’. ‘All Things Must Pass’ has calmed him down since being a puppy.
a close up of a man 's face with his hand on his neck and looking at the camera .
Alt: George Harrison as a handsome young man.
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February 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
It’s only taken semi-feral rescue cat and Ron Mael lookalike Lester Bangs 10 years and 3 months to sit on my knee. And I have the cat hairs to prove it.
February 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It’s raining and he knows it.
February 11, 2026 at 9:29 AM
I think about him - somewhat wistfully - every house move.
February 10, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Liverpool, 1980. He bought my mam’s house for his mam. Full asking price. No messing. I only have good things to say about him - especially on the home buying front.
February 10, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I know his flatmate’s granddaughter. Family legend has it that his allowing fruit to rot so that he could draw it, was quite an annoying trait in a house mate.
February 10, 2026 at 7:20 PM
The ghost of Mandelson past.
#OnThisDay, 9 Jan 1998, Dr Mo Mowlam, Secretary of State for Northern Ireland, held talks with loyalist prisoners in the Maze prison in an effort to continue the peace talks that eventually led to the Good Friday Agreement.

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February 9, 2026 at 1:00 PM
My only thought on reading this is WHAT THE FUCK IS A PERSONAL BRANDING CONSULTANT???
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Herzog sniffed them for about ten minutes as though evidence of my adultery.
February 1, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Mine fetches but refuses to hand it over unless there’s something in it for him.
February 1, 2026 at 8:03 PM
My dog finds things and brings them home. He also found a carrot.
February 1, 2026 at 7:48 PM
It was meant to be a ‘feather cut’. But I’m not sure what feather he was referencing.
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
A three year old asked if he could take a photo of me with the dog. He followed it up with a selfie.
February 1, 2026 at 6:23 PM
February 1, 2026 at 2:46 PM
How lovely. Apparently the tour manager inadvertently locked him in our hall for 45 minutes. But he took it in his stride and described the experience as ‘transcendental’. 🤷‍♀️
February 1, 2026 at 11:29 AM