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Michele one L
@michelehowarth.com
Bridge burning grudge bearer.

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My grandad survived the Somme in WW1 only to be blown up in his own home in WW2. James William Howarth. Father of twelve, Everton fan and a bit of a laugh by all accounts, sorry not to have met you.
November 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Life in a northern town.
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 AM
It’s a bit knackered, but I love this t-shirt of my Manc husband.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
We had our old metal gateposts replaced & turns out the guy who did it also worked on Anthony Gormley’s pieces. What I learned from this encounter was a) there is a rejected version of his angel stood in a farmer’s field in Barkisland, & b) this fellah has “scrubbed Gormley’s knob with a brush”. 😳
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Mental health gets its own special cupboard.
November 4, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Came out without his waterproofs, so I’ve had to improvise.
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
The person who lived here loved their home. #EstateAgentPix
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Funeral pigeon update.

Tony has laid an egg! #LoveStory
#🥚
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Tempted.
October 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
6.30pm dog walk. #LifeInANorthernTown
October 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Funeral pigeon update.

Tony’s feathers have grown back and a place has been found for him/her in the Forest Flock pigeon sanctuary in Wetherby. His/her true love has a place there too. #HappyEndings
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The original Soft Cell backdrop, pulled from a Leeds Poly skip by @thinkamigo.bsky.social
Just learned Dave Ball keyboard player from 80s pop duo Soft Cell has passed away. His growling bass lines and Northern Soul influences combined with Marc Almond’s clever lyrics were pretty special. Both fine art students from Leeds Poly - they were our voice in the limelight. Dave Ball. RIP.
October 23, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Leeds Poly fine art was TOUGH but had a sound studio where people could spend 3 yrs, with a grant, making music. After graduating Marc Almond & Dave Ball still came in to use facilities & no one stopped them. Months later they were number 1. I’m feeling nostalgic for subsidised anarchy in education.
October 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The industry might have overlooked my book, but I’m fucked if visitors to the house are going to. #BuyMyFuckingBook™
October 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The first firework of the season & the dog is under the bed. But I’m ready with his skullcap, valerian & soothing playlist, perfected over the years & shared here for your own traumatised hounds. You might not like it, but don’t blame me, blame the dog. He chose ‘em.
open.spotify.com/playlist/2US...
Herzog firework songs
open.spotify.com
October 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ran out of paint or just couldn’t be arsed? #EstateAgentPix
October 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
She’s got a writer’s ear and an artist’s eye. My favourite combo. @regretteruane.bsky.social I really rather loved it.
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Is he allowed to keep his ‘Randy’ title?
October 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Have joined a pottery class. Keeping things on message.
October 17, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Putting @vannorden.bsky.social’s idea out there, in the hope it gains traction.

#HarryCross #Lampposts
October 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sometime in the noughties. Banging on about the same old things.
October 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Mel Brooks said my cat was handsome.
Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
October 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
To boost his pension, my old mate Mark is selling 1950s records over on Facebook. I hope you guys buy some cos he has neither the temperament nor the eyesight for lollypopmanning. Find him there at Mark’s Rock and Roll records for sale.
October 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
September 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I bought her fkn book! 😸 #glitterballs
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September 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM