jiminy snackmouth
@jiminysnackmouth.online
a better poster than elon musk
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
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"Come and show me another city with lifted head singing so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning."
November 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
"Come and show me another city with lifted head singing so proud to be alive and coarse and strong and cunning."
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shout out to the twink on the blue line in a battle jacket and orange liberty spikes, and no one else
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
shout out to the twink on the blue line in a battle jacket and orange liberty spikes, and no one else
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happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
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middlebury college student lia smith killed herself one month ago after facing harassment for being a trans athlete
you will not hear her name once on cable tv
don’t let them erase her
#TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
you will not hear her name once on cable tv
don’t let them erase her
#TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
middlebury college student lia smith killed herself one month ago after facing harassment for being a trans athlete
you will not hear her name once on cable tv
don’t let them erase her
#TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
you will not hear her name once on cable tv
don’t let them erase her
#TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
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Starbucks is on STRIKE!!!
Never cross a picket line.
Never cross a picket line.
November 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Starbucks is on STRIKE!!!
Never cross a picket line.
Never cross a picket line.
me and a friend were walking on Michigan in the mag mile on a super windy day. guy walking the other way had two large cake boxes in both arms. a plastic grocery bag flew up and got him like a facehugger, the noise he made was pure distilled frustration
"HUAAAALBGH!"
"HUAAAALBGH!"
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
me and a friend were walking on Michigan in the mag mile on a super windy day. guy walking the other way had two large cake boxes in both arms. a plastic grocery bag flew up and got him like a facehugger, the noise he made was pure distilled frustration
"HUAAAALBGH!"
"HUAAAALBGH!"
did this with a crypto bro at the bar a while back. bro i know way more about this shit than you do and i also understand what the economic concept of "value" is
this is what i do with most nerd shit i hate. it's an incredible strategy, highly recommend
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
did this with a crypto bro at the bar a while back. bro i know way more about this shit than you do and i also understand what the economic concept of "value" is
weird that they'd make the last one a 2006
After 232 years, the U.S. Mint has produced its last-ever penny 🪦
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 AM
weird that they'd make the last one a 2006
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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we lost this war a long time ago but on a day where I've read a shitload of email threads and have to parse them to figure out the context, topposting is truly a scourge
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
we lost this war a long time ago but on a day where I've read a shitload of email threads and have to parse them to figure out the context, topposting is truly a scourge
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it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
November 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
it's on miro. it's literally on figma. you have to log into okta. it's in jira. it's on zoom. it's on pureref. it's on flow. it's on perforce. it's on slack. you can find it on slack. you can go to slack and find it. log onto slack right now. you can slack it. slack has it for you. it's on slack.
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not much else to say really. the gray lady needs to die.
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
not much else to say really. the gray lady needs to die.
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I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
November 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I have in my hands definitive evidence that my opponent has committed a world-historic evil. Evidence that, were it to be released to the public, would cause his supporters to abandon him and his entire world to crumble to dust. I therefore have no choice but to give in to every one of his demands
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Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
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Incredible how much dirt the Dems had on Trump and never used it 'cause the Epstein case hits a bunch of their own guys. Their donor class and the guys they advance as major candidates have so much more in common with him than with you.
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Incredible how much dirt the Dems had on Trump and never used it 'cause the Epstein case hits a bunch of their own guys. Their donor class and the guys they advance as major candidates have so much more in common with him than with you.
once again, a car is not a flar
I’ve spent 2 days walking around the house singing 🎶wiseguys we have Tommy guns, we’re on mars, we have flying cars 🎶
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
once again, a car is not a flar
it would rule if these guys started shaving again
Hegseth: "We don't need to be a military of beardos anymore. Do you know how many troops claim to be Nordic Pagan? No, suddenly it's become this real fake religious affiliation inside the Pentagon where troops came to be Nordic Pagan so they can grow a beard and nobody challenges them on it."
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
it would rule if these guys started shaving again
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"SNOW CRACKS ICE"
November 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
"SNOW CRACKS ICE"
the Mountain Goats, "Going to <blank>", 1992-2002
![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the Mountain Goats, "Going to <blank>", 1992-2002
Fallout: Naperville
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Fallout: Naperville
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i do not care about "the future of the democratic party" as discussed by professional-class bozos who cannot see beyond their next client. i care about not living under a military occupation that is disappearing my neighbors
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
i do not care about "the future of the democratic party" as discussed by professional-class bozos who cannot see beyond their next client. i care about not living under a military occupation that is disappearing my neighbors