it seems to be on Usenet, drunkenslug specifically

It's not on Fubo. You can't watch it on Fubo. You can go to Fubo and not watch it. Log off of Fubo right now. Don't go to Fubo. Don't dive into Fubo. You can't Fubo it. It's off Fubo. Fubo has nothing for you. Fubo has nothing for you.

without any hyperbole, yes, obviously

oh shit new Andre 3000???

dude got off at the same stop as me and he's got a cassette Walkman on his belt. if he looked even close to 40 I'd just assume he was that guy Zach I went to high school with

i get this like once a week about a property in florida, i do not live in florida

also found this, in terms of "images exactly seven people will appreciate"

this is still in my pictures folder

i normally think we should treat people learning a skill with grace, because how would they even know what they don't know? but when your whole deal is how macho and manly you are you should get heckled for not drilling a goddamn pilot hole

uh-eeemaaaaaaail

bsky.app/profile/pray...

all the sympathy in the world for this guy, like I'm sure that sucked, but goddamn it was really funny

he still does this with the dodgers all the time and it fuckin rules. "The Dodgers win tonight as they take game 3 from the Blue Jays to take a 2-1 lead in the World Series! That puts them in an advantageous position for the series! Congratulations to the players for winning this game"

we have a 2018 outback with ~110k on it, bought it in 2021 with 57k. minus a minor scratch or two and some coffee stains in the interim it's indistinguishable from new

meanwhile you're talking about how crypto is valuable because it's "untraceable" (extremely traceable) "currency" (not at all useful as currency) "outside the control of governments" (no) while also talking about how bitcoin's "value" is 100k. bro you can't even separate value from price be serious