🦃 Gobblescribbits
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You may not see me at @pwhltorrent.bsky.social games this season, but you're definitely going to hear me. Excited and honored to be named the first PA announcer for the team!
November 12, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You may not see me at @pwhltorrent.bsky.social games this season, but you're definitely going to hear me. Excited and honored to be named the first PA announcer for the team!
I was at adventure camp in middle school & we would have ropes & jump off a 20ft pole & other campers would hold the rope & catch you.
It was brisk & had a runny nose & a giant snot dripped from my nose when I was on top & its still "the pole that shared the snot outta, me"
It was brisk & had a runny nose & a giant snot dripped from my nose when I was on top & its still "the pole that shared the snot outta, me"
had an awful day. please reply with your favorite memory someone that totally ate shit in a physical way that isn’t a total bummer
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I was at adventure camp in middle school & we would have ropes & jump off a 20ft pole & other campers would hold the rope & catch you.
It was brisk & had a runny nose & a giant snot dripped from my nose when I was on top & its still "the pole that shared the snot outta, me"
It was brisk & had a runny nose & a giant snot dripped from my nose when I was on top & its still "the pole that shared the snot outta, me"
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not much else to say really. the gray lady needs to die.
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
not much else to say really. the gray lady needs to die.
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I’m at the Epstein Files
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
NEW: Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the Russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. w @nahaltoosi
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
www.politico.com/news/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I’m at the Epstein Files
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
I’m at the Russiagate
I’m at the combination Epstein Files Russiagate
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im so thankful to have my home heating system powered by AI. it monitors my family as it comes and goes throughout the week and optimizes temperature settings for comfort and efficiency. also once every ten days it misidentifies my son as a pot roast and sets the thermostat at 325 for four hours
August 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
im so thankful to have my home heating system powered by AI. it monitors my family as it comes and goes throughout the week and optimizes temperature settings for comfort and efficiency. also once every ten days it misidentifies my son as a pot roast and sets the thermostat at 325 for four hours
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.
Tanks
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We are cruel and merciless breed.
November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
We are cruel and merciless breed.
Not a great night
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Not a great night
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Dostal is what a deer does when a wimpy buck asks her out
November 12, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Dostal is what a deer does when a wimpy buck asks her out
Can't reply directly but I've had Fubo for a year or so & have been happy. Easy to sign in on mobile or tablets.
I’ve been trialing Fubo the last couple of nights and it seems pretty solid so yeah YTTV has two more days of this trial to fix it then I’m canceling
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Can't reply directly but I've had Fubo for a year or so & have been happy. Easy to sign in on mobile or tablets.
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Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Weird that we have a planet-wide magnetic defense system that self activates when the sun decides to attack but it is very pretty
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@bennet.senate.gov
@hickenlooper.senate.gov
Its empty rhetoric unless you call for Schumer to step down.
@hickenlooper.senate.gov
Its empty rhetoric unless you call for Schumer to step down.
Michael Bennet, John Hickenlooper blast vote to reopen government without any guarantees on health care subsidies
Michael Bennet, John Hickenlooper blast vote to reopen government without any guarantees on health care subsidies
Hickenlooper and Bennet are pessimistic that the promised vote will result in the enhanced premium tax credits being continued
coloradosun.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:13 AM
@bennet.senate.gov
@hickenlooper.senate.gov
Its empty rhetoric unless you call for Schumer to step down.
@hickenlooper.senate.gov
Its empty rhetoric unless you call for Schumer to step down.
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Come on now a real TV network
There is. Do you not have NHL Network?
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Come on now a real TV network
There should be a good 1/2 hour show that shows all the nights hockey highlights.
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
There should be a good 1/2 hour show that shows all the nights hockey highlights.
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Ted Kaczynski, also famously good at math
I think the belief by the powerful that "people will put up with many things if you are excellent at math" is incredibly revealing in terms of understanding How We Got Here
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Ted Kaczynski, also famously good at math
I love cooking for my family, like, 99% of the time & I'm really proud I've become a good home cook
But i absolutely loathe it when I'm sick. Do not want to be on my feet at all
But i absolutely loathe it when I'm sick. Do not want to be on my feet at all
Love to come down with a body-ache & slight fever cold when my wife goes outta town for the week.
Great times. Love taking care of kids feeling like shit
Great times. Love taking care of kids feeling like shit
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I love cooking for my family, like, 99% of the time & I'm really proud I've become a good home cook
But i absolutely loathe it when I'm sick. Do not want to be on my feet at all
But i absolutely loathe it when I'm sick. Do not want to be on my feet at all
He says as he's chosen for the 200th consecutive time as a tunnel rat.
“If you have a weakness and you know it’s your weakness, I can pretty much promise you that by the end of your time in the military, it will become one of your greatest strengths,” Nathaniel LaPrade told us in 2023. https://to.pbs.org/3FU1s1h
Shortest Marine on record says his height is his ‘greatest strength’
Nathaniel LaPrade said his height wasn’t a major factor in his own eyes, until he got to boot camp. He stands at 4 feet 7 inches tall.
to.pbs.org
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
He says as he's chosen for the 200th consecutive time as a tunnel rat.
Love to come down with a body-ache & slight fever cold when my wife goes outta town for the week.
Great times. Love taking care of kids feeling like shit
Great times. Love taking care of kids feeling like shit
November 11, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Love to come down with a body-ache & slight fever cold when my wife goes outta town for the week.
Great times. Love taking care of kids feeling like shit
Great times. Love taking care of kids feeling like shit
It's a couple days old but him saying "I, state your name,...." was when I finally believed he could actually read.
Beforehand I was 60-70% sure he ad-libbed so much because he couldn't.
Beforehand I was 60-70% sure he ad-libbed so much because he couldn't.
November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It's a couple days old but him saying "I, state your name,...." was when I finally believed he could actually read.
Beforehand I was 60-70% sure he ad-libbed so much because he couldn't.
Beforehand I was 60-70% sure he ad-libbed so much because he couldn't.
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all