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🏆🏆 Ms. Mambo 🐀
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Saskatchewan girl living in Floriduh. Expert IKEA assembler and Florida Panthers enjoyer. I am a Kitchen Fairy. Trying to remember where I put the spare car key.
One of my coworkers bought “GLP-1 patches” on Amazon and she is wondering why she hasn’t lost any weight.

I had to explain that real GLP-1 medications are only available by prescription from licensed physicians and the patches she has been wearing are just fancy bandaids.

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December 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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My favorite 25 photos I took in 2025 (in an order that flows, not best-to-worst or vice-versa)

#Photography 📸 📷

www.flickr.com/gp/185759355...
Best of 25
Explore this photo album by Yossarian_XXI on Flickr!
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December 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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This is my go to for Girl Scout cookies until once she replied to me in Spanish 🫠
December 31, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Biggest surprise for me is Sam Bennett out. I did not see that coming.
December 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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The Dogs of 2025

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The Dogs of 2025
YouTube video by WeRateDogs
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December 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Official t-shirt of Hialeah.
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
🦏 & 🐀 = 🇨🇦
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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This press conference could have been an email.
December 31, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Organizing your cats is very important
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Just in case anyone wants to buy me something.
If anyone buys Adidas stuff, they're doing buy a $100 gift card for $75 now on the website, so save yourself $25
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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If you leave a Waymo’s door partially open the company has to pay a human $20 to come close it, please use this information responsibly.
December 31, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
aT lEaSt We GoT a PoInT
December 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Why would you go behind your net and stand there like that
December 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
This power play makes me sad.
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Marchand laid the wood...

An angel gets its wings
December 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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Loving this cold front 🥰
a baby penguin is dancing in the snow with its arms outstretched
ALT: a baby penguin is dancing in the snow with its arms outstretched
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December 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Getting goalied in Monty’s first game back
a close up of a sheep with big eyes .
ALT: a close up of a sheep with big eyes .
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December 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Shooting an Original Six matchup on a 100-year-old camera is the bee's knees 😮‍💨
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Same.
Also: I hope, in this very one specific instance, that he’s right
Genuinely: who the fuck put this guy on the BBC?
December 30, 2025 at 11:16 PM
🥹 Amen Brother!!!
We love seeing people open to listening, learning and changing.
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hey remember that time Tim Hardaway (Sr.) said he hated gay people and now he’s the biggest advocate for gay people? So yeah, people can change. It doesn’t happen often, but it does happen. We should all pray for it to happen more.
December 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Money has only been a concept on earth for 0.0000000132% of its existence, and it ruined everything
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM