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kermit the frog is drinking tea from a glass .
ALT: kermit the frog is drinking tea from a glass .
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I declare the following to be my official 2026 gif.
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January 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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I'm shocked at how many of you weirdos were up until midnight.
Happy new year, sickos.
Happy new year, sickos.
January 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I'm shocked at how many of you weirdos were up until midnight.
Happy new year, sickos.
Happy new year, sickos.
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Happy New Year!!! I love everybody!!! (I’m drinking, I’ll hate y’all again in the morning)
January 1, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Happy New Year!!! I love everybody!!! (I’m drinking, I’ll hate y’all again in the morning)
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I have about 5 hours left to read 15 books, visit 3 countries and learn a new language! #NewYearResolutions #NewYear
January 1, 2026 at 1:14 AM
I have about 5 hours left to read 15 books, visit 3 countries and learn a new language! #NewYearResolutions #NewYear
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It’s insane that at the end of 2025 there are still folks complaining about a lack of sports on Bluesky The Sports App.
Skill issue of the highest order. My skyline has people talking about sports constantly, every sport you can imagine. I got multiple darts people. I got a fuckin dog sledding person, and not just for the Iditarod. Skill issue.
December 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It’s insane that at the end of 2025 there are still folks complaining about a lack of sports on Bluesky The Sports App.
I wonder where all of the money goes when it's been taken away from the citizens who paid it?
The Trump administration has said it is freezing child care funds to all states until they provide more verification and administrative data about the programs in a move fueled by a series of fraud schemes at Minnesota day care centers run by Somali residents. https://to.pbs.org/3YjDplD
What to know about Trump administration freezing federal child care funds
States will have to provide more verification for the child care centers that receive funds from the Child Care and Development Fund, according to a Department of Health and Human Services spokesperso...
www.pbs.org
December 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I wonder where all of the money goes when it's been taken away from the citizens who paid it?
Lost my life savings on the uninsured dream trip to Mars that never materialized.
Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
Everything Elon Musk promised in 2025, but didn't deliver
Musk is now infamous for his false promises, but even this is excessive.
mashable.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Lost my life savings on the uninsured dream trip to Mars that never materialized.
I declare the following to be my official 2026 gif.
kermit the frog is drinking tea from a glass .
ALT: kermit the frog is drinking tea from a glass .
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I declare the following to be my official 2026 gif.
"This would be big for the Browns to bring in two guys who have won at a high level with their organizations and built solid rosters that have helped drive consistent success over the last decade. Cleveland needs that after the team has won just seven games over the past two years."
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December 31, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"This would be big for the Browns to bring in two guys who have won at a high level with their organizations and built solid rosters that have helped drive consistent success over the last decade. Cleveland needs that after the team has won just seven games over the past two years."
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Saying “good luck with that” so loudly it’s heard on those microphones scientists use to track deep sea creatures
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Saying “good luck with that” so loudly it’s heard on those microphones scientists use to track deep sea creatures
Don't threaten me with a happy new year.
Fowler: Mike McDaniel would be Browns HC candidate if Dolphins move on and Cleveland's job opens.
December 31, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Don't threaten me with a happy new year.
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chris grier getting fired
Favorite sports moment of 2025? 🎉
December 31, 2025 at 4:03 PM
chris grier getting fired
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Me and the Miami Dolphins for 17 weeks of the year.
2 years ago today, Eddie Kingston became the Modern Triple Crown Champion... in process winning the first ever AEW Continental Classic by defeating Jon Moxley!
SUCH A GLORIOUS MOMENT.
Credit x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
SUCH A GLORIOUS MOMENT.
Credit x.com/drainbamager...
#AEW
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Me and the Miami Dolphins for 17 weeks of the year.
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The ultimate First World problem: people talking during a Phish show
I’m fascinated by 40+ year olds who come to concerts and just talk the whole way through.
Dude sitting behind me taking very loudly so I ask him to lower his chattiness beneath the music. He goes, “relax dude it’s a concert.” And I said, “yes. We came to listen to music and not you.”
People suck
Dude sitting behind me taking very loudly so I ask him to lower his chattiness beneath the music. He goes, “relax dude it’s a concert.” And I said, “yes. We came to listen to music and not you.”
People suck
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The ultimate First World problem: people talking during a Phish show
Guess I missed the Stefon Diggs news, huh? I don't understand what it is with receivers.
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Guess I missed the Stefon Diggs news, huh? I don't understand what it is with receivers.
Now you guys are just taunting me, and I'm going to have to mute "pp".
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Now you guys are just taunting me, and I'm going to have to mute "pp".
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Trump threatens to sue the fed chair and I can’t find the story in the WSJ or the NYT.
The radical has now been completely normalized.
FTR, we reported it yesterday on Cnbc.
Pres. Trump: Considering bringing lawsuit against Fed Chair Powell for 'gross incompetence' www.cnbc.com/video/2025/1...
The radical has now been completely normalized.
FTR, we reported it yesterday on Cnbc.
Pres. Trump: Considering bringing lawsuit against Fed Chair Powell for 'gross incompetence' www.cnbc.com/video/2025/1...
Pres. Trump: Considering bringing lawsuit against Fed Chair Powell for 'gross incompetence'
CNBC's Eamon Javers joins 'Closing Bell Overtime' to talk breaking news out of the White House.
www.cnbc.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Trump threatens to sue the fed chair and I can’t find the story in the WSJ or the NYT.
The radical has now been completely normalized.
FTR, we reported it yesterday on Cnbc.
Pres. Trump: Considering bringing lawsuit against Fed Chair Powell for 'gross incompetence' www.cnbc.com/video/2025/1...
The radical has now been completely normalized.
FTR, we reported it yesterday on Cnbc.
Pres. Trump: Considering bringing lawsuit against Fed Chair Powell for 'gross incompetence' www.cnbc.com/video/2025/1...
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Since 2018, the Atlanta Falcons are 53-78 (.405) in games played with playoff eligibility, and 11-4 (.733) in games played after being mathematically eliminated.
HOW DID THIS TEAM LOSE TO THE JETS
December 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Since 2018, the Atlanta Falcons are 53-78 (.405) in games played with playoff eligibility, and 11-4 (.733) in games played after being mathematically eliminated.
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astounding organization
falcons pls fuck this up
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
astounding organization
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Loafing goes on tape. It removes money from their pocket. They play for their livelihood.
December 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Loafing goes on tape. It removes money from their pocket. They play for their livelihood.
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Nearing the top of my football misnomers pet peeves:
“This team is playing hard, boy they sure do love their coach.”
You don’t know football players. Anybody worth a damn takes these games, every play, their tape incredibly seriously. Guys don’t just shut it down, and if they do they’re gone fast.
“This team is playing hard, boy they sure do love their coach.”
You don’t know football players. Anybody worth a damn takes these games, every play, their tape incredibly seriously. Guys don’t just shut it down, and if they do they’re gone fast.
December 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Nearing the top of my football misnomers pet peeves:
“This team is playing hard, boy they sure do love their coach.”
You don’t know football players. Anybody worth a damn takes these games, every play, their tape incredibly seriously. Guys don’t just shut it down, and if they do they’re gone fast.
“This team is playing hard, boy they sure do love their coach.”
You don’t know football players. Anybody worth a damn takes these games, every play, their tape incredibly seriously. Guys don’t just shut it down, and if they do they’re gone fast.