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Miami Dolphins

Washington Commanders by marriage
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"It's hard to build things around standards," he stated on the World Wide Web.

"We just don't think we can put resources on it," he claimed, sitting next to an infinite money spigot.
February 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The Dolphins have contact McDonald's to determine how many value meals they could obtain.
Schultz: Tua Tagovailoa remains cut candidate but Dolphins would prefer to find trade partner.
February 16, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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I would also like a billion dollars
Schultz: Tua Tagovailoa remains cut candidate but Dolphins would prefer to find trade partner.
February 16, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Byereek Hill
More like Tyreek Over The Hill
Tyreek Hill is rehabbing a major leg injury and it’s unclear when or if he’ll play in 2026. He would’ve had $11 million become fully guaranteed this month, so his release was expected. He’ll now be a free agent at age 31.
February 16, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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Jon-Eric Sullivan is currently rampaging through the Baptist Health Training Complex with his janitor’s cart, aggressively cleaning up Chris Grier’s mess.
February 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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the #dolphins have released bradley chubb
February 16, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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#dolphins fans when the team releases tyreek hill:::
February 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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tyreek hill will also be released by the #dolphins
February 16, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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New Drive Time!!

Defensive tackles are up on the capsule series - free agent and draft rankings, plus the most important thing for Grant, Phillips, Biggers (it’s the return of Austin Clark)

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February 16, 2026 at 1:11 PM
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The United States' national debt is set to balloon to $64 trillion over the next 10 years, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said on Wednesday, citing a jump in annual deficits that owes in part to tax cuts enacted by President Trump. | ABC

abcnews.com/Business/us-...
US debt projected to reach $64 trillion in a decade, nonpartisan group says
The United States' national debt is set to balloon to $64 trillion over the next 10 years, the nonpartisan Congressional Budget Office said on Wednesday.
abcnews.com
February 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It's like the human equivalent of watching Fox News.
February 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Recycled coaches 🤝 Recycled politicians
HC John Harbaugh spoke with Rex Ryan "at length" about Giants' DC position, per Ian O’Connor.
February 15, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Looking around for corruption, we finally found it in the food pyramid.
Makary: "We ended what was a corrupt food pyramid"
February 15, 2026 at 3:21 PM
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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Get rekt
Dr. Oz emailed an invite to a Valentine's Day party in 2016 to Jeffrey Epstein.

Oz appears several more times in the Epstein files, including an email sent from an account under his name to Epstein on Jan. 1, 2016, that has the subject line "Dr oz." The body of the message is completely redacted.
Senior US health official Oz invited Epstein to Valentine's Day party, documents show
Mehmet Oz sent the invite almost a decade after Epstein's first sex crime charges became public.
www.reuters.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:57 PM
February 14, 2026 at 1:49 PM
How much faster do we need to be to scroll facebook and instagram and to watch short form videos?
February 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
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The theme of Trump’s first year back in office: eliminate VA nurses in favor of immigration agents. www.ms.now/opinion/fede...
Opinion | Who got fired by the government in 2025 — and who got hired
Philip Bump: Data from the Office of Personnel Management lays out how the composition of the federal government shifted during Trump’s first year back in the White House.
www.ms.now
February 14, 2026 at 1:20 PM
This explains the brain worms.
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 14, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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They’re calling me “Jeff Hornacek if he couldn’t shoot.” It’s rude frankly.
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I'm pretty much at the point where his name needs to be muted.
February 14, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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The Dolphins edge group was a perceived strength entering 2025, now it looks like a multi-year fix.

Luckily, the 26 class (draft AND FA) is loaded - how the Phins can fix it

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February 13, 2026 at 1:10 PM
"But first, let's talk about the atrocity of leaving my blankie behind..."
February 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Next up, anyone who's spoken ill of der Fuhrer.
Posting about ICE on Instagram is now enough to get you an “administrative subpoena.” 👀

@nytimes.com #$META
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/13/t...
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM