@Lane_
lanemit.bsky.social
@Lane_
@lanemit.bsky.social
Husband, father, Heat and Dolphins lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad

Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Pope Leo in 1982.

It's 106 miles to Vatican City , we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
November 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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You been hit by a smooth hymnal
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Donald Trump was practicing child rape the right way.

by Ezra Klein
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’m not saying this guy looks like he could be a pedo. Many people might.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
That Jimmy Kimmel eulogy for Cleto. Oof.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’d love to see Old Donnie wriggle out of this one
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
More like Nah Morant and Lack Edey
Grizzlies say Ja Morant and Zach Edey are out tonight at Boston.
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
November 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is Pancho and Lupe. Some siblings have the same nose or ears. Pancho and Lupe have the same side eye. 13/10 for both (IG: panchocorgi)
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
That’s a relief
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Emails about Donald Trump's connections to a pedophile sex trafficking ring? Boooooorrrrrriiiinnnggg

Emails about John Podesta's risotto recipe? Holy shit, stop the presses
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015

What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
BREAKING: Rep. Adelita Grijalva has officially signed onto the Epstein discharge petition. That means there are now 218 votes — and a full vote must come to the floor.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Traded us Norm because they wanted him instead
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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I would have killed Jeffrey Epstein too if I had to read the way he typed emails just saying
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We got him now!
Trump is spiraling so badly that he managed to completely botch an interview with…Laura Ingraham 😂

Read how it went off-the-rails and catch up on all the latest news in our latest bulletin: www.meidasplus.com/p/today-in-p...
November 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Invalid list without Jaime Jaquez Jr
From Selena Gomez to Pedro Pascal: 46 Latin Trailblazers Breaking Barriers and Shaping Culture in a Time of Chaos: bit.ly/3XoAWpu
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM