@Lane_
@lanemit.bsky.social
Husband, father, Heat lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad
Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
lol
No one from ‘Community’ wants to talk about Chevy Chase, according to documentarian Marina Zenovich. ‘Every single person said no’ to being in her film ‘I’m Chevy Chase, and You’re Not.’
No One From Community Wants to Talk About Chevy Chase
No one from ‘Community’ wants to talk about Chevy Chase, according to documentarian Marina Zenovich. ‘Every single person said no’ to being in her film ‘I’m Chevy Chase, and You’re Not.’
www.vulture.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
lol
The whole team’s psyche is different without Tua
December 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The whole team’s psyche is different without Tua
Ewers to @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social for 6!
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Ewers to @takeittothehoutz.bsky.social for 6!
Reposted by @Lane_
Absolute Fing traitor
December 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Absolute Fing traitor
Win with Quinn! Lose fewer with Ewers!
December 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Win with Quinn! Lose fewer with Ewers!
McDaniel wearing those stupid fucking glasses. No chance today.
December 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
McDaniel wearing those stupid fucking glasses. No chance today.
Vita Vea is terrifying
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Vita Vea is terrifying
Wokefield!
Twitter/football fans are funny. I respect so much the casual fan that just watches games, doesn’t have takes
Tweeters are experts. Dissenting opinions on Malik Willis like “he’s just excelling in that system.”
Bitch, you have no idea what the 101 principles of the system are. You just sayin shit
Tweeters are experts. Dissenting opinions on Malik Willis like “he’s just excelling in that system.”
Bitch, you have no idea what the 101 principles of the system are. You just sayin shit
December 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Wokefield!
Ross can do the funniest thing ever
Brian Flores is widely expected to be a head-coaching candidate. Finding the right fit, for the team and for a coach who would be on his second stop, becomes the more complicated issue.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Brian Flores is expected to draw head-coaching interest
Vikings defensive coordinator Brian Flores has an expiring contract.
www.nbcsports.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Ross can do the funniest thing ever
Is it me or has Eric Reid lost his fastball?
December 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is it me or has Eric Reid lost his fastball?
The Pacers have a center who looks like he plays at the JCC
December 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The Pacers have a center who looks like he plays at the JCC
When my turkey sandwich has delicious bacon on it
This fucking club
December 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
When my turkey sandwich has delicious bacon on it
Reposted by @Lane_
perfect metaphors don’t exis—
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
perfect metaphors don’t exis—
Need these at dolphin games too
Apple installed suicide nets to prevent the current workers “screwing in little screws to make iPhones” from continuing to kill themselves.
Sargent is exactly right here. The Trumpist vision is, as Howard Lutnick said, “the army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones, that kind of thing is going to come to America.” But these workers will lack union protections and a compensatory state…
December 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Need these at dolphin games too
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Kel'el Ware is currently 3rd in total rebounds this season at 333.
He's only trailing Jokic (363) and Gobert (344).
He's only trailing Jokic (363) and Gobert (344).
December 27, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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I finished Pluribus last night. I liked it. Started strong ended meh. B-/B. Looking forward to s2. Seehorn is A+.
Two of the many questions Pluribus raises: Are humans different from other forms of life? Are hierarchies of any kind inherently unethical?
Carol: “[The hive] is not evil, they wouldn’t kill an ant.”
Manousos: “Isn’t it evil to value a man the same as an ant?”
@minakimes.bsky.social and @daviddennisjr.bsky.social give their take:
Manousos: “Isn’t it evil to value a man the same as an ant?”
@minakimes.bsky.social and @daviddennisjr.bsky.social give their take:
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I finished Pluribus last night. I liked it. Started strong ended meh. B-/B. Looking forward to s2. Seehorn is A+.
Me playing NHL ‘94
This a good hockey game.
December 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Me playing NHL ‘94
Reposted by @Lane_
More outstanding work from Philly
ICE agent recognized out Christmas shopping—throws tantrum when citizens profile him.
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
"We're trying to prevent you from kidnapping our neighbors," they say.
"I'm not doing anything but walking, leave me alone!" he yells.
"Not right now you're not—but the past 5 days you have."
Philadelphia, PA
December 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
More outstanding work from Philly
Reposted by @Lane_
Peak
An online creator in Illinois who struck and killed a pedestrian with her car during a livestream she was hosting on TikTok was charged this week with two felonies, the police said.
Driver Livestreaming on TikTok Is Charged After Fatally Striking Pedestrian, Police Say
The driver, who is known to her followers as Tea Tyme, was charged with two felonies in connection with the crash last month, the police in Illinois said.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Peak
Every time we play Atlanta I remember that tweet that said Quinn Snyder looks like the last 30 minutes of Goodfellas
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Every time we play Atlanta I remember that tweet that said Quinn Snyder looks like the last 30 minutes of Goodfellas