@Lane_
@lanemit.bsky.social
Husband, father, Heat lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad
Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
They want us all dead
Under new Trump administration rules, students won't be able to borrow as much for medical or nursing school or some other health professions. n.pr/49F5HOn
New limits on school loans could narrow physician and nurse pipeline, educators warn
Under new Trump administration rules, students won't be able to borrow as much for medical or nursing school or some other health professions.
n.pr
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
They want us all dead
Heatalian Stallion
a man in a tuxedo and white gloves is looking at something .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and white gloves is looking at something .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Heatalian Stallion
We should trade for Klay
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We should trade for Klay
More like Christian Noloko
The Lakers are waiving center Christian Koloko to create roster space for Timme, sources said.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
More like Christian Noloko
Watched the first two episodes of Pluribus. I’m in.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Watched the first two episodes of Pluribus. I’m in.
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The opposite of what I would picture a Chase Jeter to look like
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
The opposite of what I would picture a Chase Jeter to look like
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We’re living through crazy times - it’s getting to the point where you can’t even go to an Al Jardine show with Eric Idle without being dragged up on stage to sing “Barbara Ann”!
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
We’re living through crazy times - it’s getting to the point where you can’t even go to an Al Jardine show with Eric Idle without being dragged up on stage to sing “Barbara Ann”!
Norm take my groin
Interesting update to the Heats availability:
Herro is questionable (ankle)
Jakucionis is available (back from G-league)
Powell is out (groin strain)
Jovic is out (hip)
Wiggins is out (hip)
Powell currently has no timetable for return yet
Herro is questionable (ankle)
Jakucionis is available (back from G-league)
Powell is out (groin strain)
Jovic is out (hip)
Wiggins is out (hip)
Powell currently has no timetable for return yet
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Norm take my groin
Damn. RIP.
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Damn. RIP.
Pope Leo’s plumber, walking in with a plunger 🪠:
holy shit
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Pope Leo’s plumber, walking in with a plunger 🪠:
This impending result already makes me depressed
It’s official. @dougjones.bsky.social will run against Tommy Tuberville for Alabama governor. www.al.com/life/2025/11...
Doug Jones will enter 2026 Alabama governor’s race
Campaign paperwork is to be filed this week.
www.al.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This impending result already makes me depressed
He’s so naive in believing that they were sincere in what DOGE was trying to do.
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.
@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
He’s so naive in believing that they were sincere in what DOGE was trying to do.
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
My interest in Brendan Sorsby as a draft prospect grows every time I watch Cincinnati.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Many 18 year olds will be seeking a missionary position
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints says it has lowered the minimum age for women serving as missionaries from 19 to 18.
Mormon church lowers minimum age for women missionaries to 18
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints says it has lowered the minimum age for women serving as missionaries from 19 to 18.
bit.ly
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Many 18 year olds will be seeking a missionary position
How the fuck has the worst Kennedy avoided the curse?
In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
How the fuck has the worst Kennedy avoided the curse?
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In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
That Pelle over there with the hella good hair
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
That Pelle over there with the hella good hair
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seven heat players with 10+ points now that’s spocialism baby
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
seven heat players with 10+ points now that’s spocialism baby
The most American of headlines
BREAKING: At least 4 people shot during annual Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony in Concord, North Carolina, the city says.
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The most American of headlines
What happened to Norm?
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What happened to Norm?