@Lane_
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@Lane_
@lanemit.bsky.social
Husband, father, Heat lifer, Beatles fanatic #girldad

Occupation: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
They want us all dead
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Heatalian Stallion
a man in a tuxedo and white gloves is looking at something .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and white gloves is looking at something .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 AM
We should trade for Klay
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
More like Christian Noloko
The Lakers are waiving center Christian Koloko to create roster space for Timme, sources said.
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Watched the first two episodes of Pluribus. I’m in.
November 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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The opposite of what I would picture a Chase Jeter to look like
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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We’re living through crazy times - it’s getting to the point where you can’t even go to an Al Jardine show with Eric Idle without being dragged up on stage to sing “Barbara Ann”!
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Norm take my groin
Interesting update to the Heats availability:

Herro is questionable (ankle)
Jakucionis is available (back from G-league)
Powell is out (groin strain)
Jovic is out (hip)
Wiggins is out (hip)

Powell currently has no timetable for return yet
November 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
November 24, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Damn. RIP.
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Pope Leo’s plumber, walking in with a plunger 🪠:
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This impending result already makes me depressed
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
He’s so naive in believing that they were sincere in what DOGE was trying to do.
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*

The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My interest in Brendan Sorsby as a draft prospect grows every time I watch Cincinnati.
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Many 18 year olds will be seeking a missionary position
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
How the fuck has the worst Kennedy avoided the curse?
In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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In this tough and moving essay, Caroline Kennedy's 35-year-old daughter Tatiana Schlossberg reveals that she is terminally ill with leukemia. She has some choice words about how her cousin Bobby has made the limited time she has left worse. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A Battle with My Blood
When I was diagnosed with leukemia, my first thought was that this couldn’t be happening to me, to my family.
www.newyorker.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
That Pelle over there with the hella good hair
November 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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seven heat players with 10+ points now that’s spocialism baby
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The most American of headlines
BREAKING: At least 4 people shot during annual Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony in Concord, North Carolina, the city says.
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 AM
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What happened to Norm?
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM