Jethro
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Jethro
@jgulner.bsky.social
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Terrence this is stupid stuff
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I like the way that 90% of the occasions that I've seen people mention duolingo since then, it's been "wtf is this AI bullshit, this used to be good"
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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December 2, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Doot doot doot
Standing in line at the UPS Store with a box of my poop

Getting old is weird
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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🏈 NYG 15 - 33 NE
FINAL

❌ No Scorigami. That score has happened 1 time before.

Last time: Oct 21, 2007
New York Giants defeated San Francisco 49ers
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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After watching the film, there are two main problems here.

The first is his approach - you need to cover half the distance to the ball after your jab step so that way your body weight is forward through the motion and you aren’t lunging at the plant spot.
Ok @chriswarcraft.bsky.social what went wrong here 🤣🤣
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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OH! NO! Younghoe Koo!!!
December 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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I just found a ramen noodle packet with a use by date in 2021 and folks, I am here to tell you they can absolutely go bad.
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Ooh, Tombstone UHD is on sale to "own" for $5 on Prime Video (as much as one can be said to own any digital streaming media)
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Also maybe if the legislature listened to their constituents and used their blue trifecta to enact bold progressive policies, we wouldn’t need ballot initiatives 🤷🏻‍♀️
It shows how out of touch House Speaker Ron Mariano is that he acts like 1994 was just a few years ago.

(From MASSterList)
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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I thought turkeys were our allies in The War on Cars!
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Everyone who thinks MeToo went too far needs to consider that if MeToo had *gone far enough* we might never have heard from Ryan Lizza again.
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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NEW: ICE has finally released post-shutdown detention data. The latest data reveals that a full 40%(!) of people arrested in the interior and held in ICE detention have no criminal record; no criminal charges or prior convictions. That is up from just 4% when Trump took office.
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.

This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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November 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Soft launching a baby makes me think she's tossing it underhand onto a pile of pillows
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM