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The old Pronoun Labeller shut down, and someone made a new one! bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
February 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
The old Pronoun Labeller shut down, and someone made a new one! bsky.app/profile/pron...
Mmm, I can taste the shredded tires from the turf!
Lay's Golden Grounds (2022-2022): Standard Lay's potato chips, but with a football-themed gimmick! Soil was gathered from the fields of 29 NFL stadiums and shipped to Texas, where it was mixed with dirt on potato farms. The chips were then made from these potatoes. Check this 🧵!
February 9, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Mmm, I can taste the shredded tires from the turf!
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I'm a two-issue voter. The first issue is make the Monday after the Super Bowl a holiday. The second issue is don't be Trump or anyone similar to Trump or someone who has touched Trump or been in the same room as Trump or a Trump.
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I'm a two-issue voter. The first issue is make the Monday after the Super Bowl a holiday. The second issue is don't be Trump or anyone similar to Trump or someone who has touched Trump or been in the same room as Trump or a Trump.
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KENNETH WALKER III IS SUPER BOWL LX MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 3:43 AM
KENNETH WALKER III IS SUPER BOWL LX MVP.
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If you also don’t want to see the bad takes from the hell site — highly recommend this labeler!
so something that's been helpful for me is the @xblock.aendra.dev labeler, bc it labels social (mostly twitter / bsky) screenshots, so I'd have to actively click it open when people post those. In case you are looking for something to minimize twitter dunking on your skyline.
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
If you also don’t want to see the bad takes from the hell site — highly recommend this labeler!
The sentiment behind that Jesus ad would almost be good if I thought for a second that the people behind it believed it
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM
The sentiment behind that Jesus ad would almost be good if I thought for a second that the people behind it believed it
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Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane
February 9, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Birnam Wood do come to Dunsinane
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Rip out your Ring doorbell RN, jfc
February 9, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Rip out your Ring doorbell RN, jfc
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Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real
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I posted this in the replies to @jimacosta.bsky.social’s original post about the Epstein survivors ad. Please make it do numbers. Not enough people are aware of how thoroughly astroturfed the world of anti-sex-trafficking nonprofits is.
World Without Exploitation is a coalition of nonprofits, including many “sex trafficking awareness” orgs that are also anti-sex work. The movement to #standwithsurvivors cannot lead to meaningful change without also supporting sex workers’ labor rights. Solidarity is everything. #decrimnow
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I posted this in the replies to @jimacosta.bsky.social’s original post about the Epstein survivors ad. Please make it do numbers. Not enough people are aware of how thoroughly astroturfed the world of anti-sex-trafficking nonprofits is.
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My theory that AI maximalists don’t know how to use a computer remains undefeated so far
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
My theory that AI maximalists don’t know how to use a computer remains undefeated so far
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it would be so funny if it happened during the super bowl when everyone is already posting OH MY GOD out of context
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
it would be so funny if it happened during the super bowl when everyone is already posting OH MY GOD out of context
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TWIN CITIES
Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action.
No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group.
Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest."
acatusa.com
Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action.
No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group.
Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest."
acatusa.com
Protest - acatusa.com
Volunteers Needed We are looking for volunteers to help check firearms and to help close off roads during the march, If you would like to help without needing to carry a firearm, contact us now by ema...
acatusa.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
TWIN CITIES
Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action.
No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group.
Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest."
acatusa.com
Armed Citizens Against Tyranny is a HONEYPOT action.
No one in the Twin Cities, including the MN Gun Owners association, knows anyone supposedly in this group.
Local orgs are STRONGLY urging folks to STAY AWAY from their planned "protest."
acatusa.com
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If you bought a new TV for the Super Bowl, make sure you anchor it to the wall.
February 5, 2026 at 8:32 PM
If you bought a new TV for the Super Bowl, make sure you anchor it to the wall.
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[at the divorce hearing]
Judge: "Now, I'm told you have three kids. How would you like to split custody?"
Stephen Miller: [furiously sawing his middle child in half]: "this won't be a problem. She can take all three."
Judge: "Now, I'm told you have three kids. How would you like to split custody?"
Stephen Miller: [furiously sawing his middle child in half]: "this won't be a problem. She can take all three."
February 4, 2026 at 6:38 PM
[at the divorce hearing]
Judge: "Now, I'm told you have three kids. How would you like to split custody?"
Stephen Miller: [furiously sawing his middle child in half]: "this won't be a problem. She can take all three."
Judge: "Now, I'm told you have three kids. How would you like to split custody?"
Stephen Miller: [furiously sawing his middle child in half]: "this won't be a problem. She can take all three."
I now know that when I spill my entire frozen drink all over my floor and work laptop that I scream like my first-grader
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I now know that when I spill my entire frozen drink all over my floor and work laptop that I scream like my first-grader
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
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Kansas City doesn't just have a truck-eating bridge, it has murals! Where can we get some of those?
www.threads.com/@lukehurd/po...
www.threads.com/@lukehurd/po...
Luke Hurd (@lukehurd) on Threads
Murals:
www.threads.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Kansas City doesn't just have a truck-eating bridge, it has murals! Where can we get some of those?
www.threads.com/@lukehurd/po...
www.threads.com/@lukehurd/po...
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TIL that Nantucket has its own version of Punxsutawney Phil called "Quahog Quentin" and he is
1) More accurate than Phil
2) Unlike Phil, eaten afterwards
nantucketcurrent.com/news/nantuck...
1) More accurate than Phil
2) Unlike Phil, eaten afterwards
nantucketcurrent.com/news/nantuck...
Nantucket's Quentin The Quahog Predicts An Early Spring
Nantucket Current is the island's leading online news source. We deliver the news, stories, and people of Nantucket, unbiased and unfiltered.
nantucketcurrent.com
February 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
TIL that Nantucket has its own version of Punxsutawney Phil called "Quahog Quentin" and he is
1) More accurate than Phil
2) Unlike Phil, eaten afterwards
nantucketcurrent.com/news/nantuck...
1) More accurate than Phil
2) Unlike Phil, eaten afterwards
nantucketcurrent.com/news/nantuck...
I've said it before and I'll say it again, we should launch deep space probes just so we have an excuse to send pictures of Lupita Nyong'o to extraterrestrials.
Casting her as Helen of Troy is a fine consolation
Casting her as Helen of Troy is a fine consolation
February 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again, we should launch deep space probes just so we have an excuse to send pictures of Lupita Nyong'o to extraterrestrials.
Casting her as Helen of Troy is a fine consolation
Casting her as Helen of Troy is a fine consolation
The shart tape is real
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The shart tape is real