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Nick 🐙
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It's me, hi, I'm the one screaming "LOG OFF", it's me
He/him. UK. I occasionally make EBM/industrial music as Trellick. I hate fascists & bigots and post angrily about that sort of thing
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Do you like EBM? I've released some more EBM as Trellick. It's hot, it's sweaty, it's great. And there's even a remix by @digitalgeist.com to get things even hotter!

It's PWYW on BC trellick.bandcamp.com/album/muscle... or find it on your streaming service of choice #ebm #electronicbodymusic
Muscle EBM, by Trellick
4 track album
trellick.bandcamp.com
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January 4, 2026 at 12:56 AM
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[Ray Liotta, VO]: Balls Marsala. Balls ran the cabstand and the Bella Vista Pizzeria… and a few other places for his brother, Paul, who was the boss of the neighborhood.
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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This is going to be a critical thing to understand about British politics for the next forty years: they knew this was genocide. Nobody can ever admit what they have done here. This is also important for the last forty years, where they’ve all been lying about our crimes in Northern Ireland.
Worse: having chosen to side with genocidaires, they cannot ever admit what they’ve done now without going to jail. They have forever implicated all of us, all of Britain, in America’s genocide, and they will sink the whole fucking island before they admit their malfeasance.
January 3, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
I will never be horny in my own actual posts, but you bet in replies I'll get hot n heavy for a thirst trap painting of Walter Raleigh
[lying on the bed seductively] hey Walter, how about you come here and do something about _this_ armada

[fifteen minutes later, glancing up from the sonnet I'm reading] so uh, do you want any help undoing all those buttons because you've been a while already and it's kind of killing the mood?
January 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The Bigger Short 2: The Biggest Shorter Shorts Bigger
This is a quote that’ll be in The Big Short 2. His entire history is getting rich off insider stock bullshit, and OpenAI has spent more than $8 billion in OpenAI stock buying other companies too. Fake money spent like it’s real
Sam Altman has said: "The biggest economic misunderstanding of my childhood was that people got rich from high salaries."
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
if you are in Scotland or Leeds, and listen to the kind of music that might be covered in The Wire or The Quietus, then this guy's Substack might be of interest to you substack.com/@unusualmusic

(I'm not connected to this, and don't know the guy - just saw it linked somewhere and thought "neat!")
Unusual Music Events Guide | Substack
A very comprehensive guide to unusual / experimental / alternative / other music and sound-related events coming up in Scotland over the next few months, assembled via exhaustive research. Submissions...
substack.com
January 3, 2026 at 10:18 PM
the last of the Festive Cheese has been eaten, sad times indeed
January 3, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Let's learn about nuclear power, with the help of the Central Electricity Generating Board's Nuclear Know-How booklet from 1983 🧵
January 3, 2026 at 4:40 PM
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
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Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.

America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
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Made it home safe and sound
January 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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this is just self-evidently true! you shouldn't be allowed to sell a computer program that can make new images of child abuse from its large library of images of child abuse!
the people who own the ai should be responsible legally for any crimes it commit even when prompted
January 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Glasgow's got it all going on
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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That’s really the theme of our age isn’t it - editors simply don’t seem to care about the story of the century when it isn’t a scoop. They seem actively bored by it.
call me crazy but it really feels like “World’s Richest Man Creates AI Chatbot That Generates Child Porn” would’ve been a huge international outrage requiring a governmental crackdown not even 24 months ago
January 2, 2026 at 11:13 AM
if I was a boss in an RPG, I wouldn't sit at the furthest part of the deepest dungeon level.

I don't want some upstart adventurer killing my minions and smashing up all my pots and crates! I'd wait right at the entrance, so I can kill him before he's found all my magical armour and jewellery!
January 2, 2026 at 11:08 AM
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I wonder what excuses they'll make for staying on Twitter now that it's the official 'AI Sexual Abuse' platform
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 AM
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T minus 1096 days.
January 1, 2026 at 11:08 PM
starting 2026 as I mean to go on: alt-tabbed out of a game for so long I can't remember precisely what I wanted to do next, idling on bluesky and drinking tea while listening to music on repeat for hours
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
only going into the office one day a week means it'll be February or even March by the time I get through all the Guys Who Insist On Firmly Shaking Every Co-Worker's Hand To Wish Them A Happy New Year
January 1, 2026 at 10:50 AM
The main problem I'm encountering watching The Hustler is that Paul Newman is making smoking look extremely sexy and very cool
December 31, 2025 at 7:09 PM
2025 has on balance not been enjoyable due to some ongoing health stuff that is theoretically minor but in practice is disruptive/discomforting on a daily basis (especially so if doing anything remotely fun)

However, I did get a tattoo of a grumpy frog so that's pretty great, I think.
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
why no, company that had a summer sale, autumn sale, Halloween sale, pre-christmas sale then a boxing day sale - I don't actually believe your sale is ending today as per your latest email. In fact, I am pretty confident that tomorrow I will receive an email telling me about your January sale
December 31, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Uh oh
I’m in 2026 now. It sucks
December 31, 2025 at 11:38 AM