jessie.
@jessmadethis.website
Present day dada artist w/ a thing for short legged dogs. WordPress developer, web designer, UX nerd, lover of books, general weirdo. in KC.
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jessie.
@jessmadethis.website
· Jul 11
accidentally answered the phone today.
It was awful
It was awful
yeah, my 2026 bingo card looks pretty bleak but happy new year I guess
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
yeah, my 2026 bingo card looks pretty bleak but happy new year I guess
I was once fired by my therapist, if you were wondering how mean I am
December 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I was once fired by my therapist, if you were wondering how mean I am
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Clawing my way back into the algorithm with a small selection of subpar drivel.
December 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Clawing my way back into the algorithm with a small selection of subpar drivel.
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*checks the locks and blows out the candles in my crypt*
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
*checks the locks and blows out the candles in my crypt*
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For January I would like to wear a dog shock collar that zaps me if I try to buy something online
December 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
For January I would like to wear a dog shock collar that zaps me if I try to buy something online
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sorry to be controversial, but i believe that a seven nation army could hold me back very easily
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 PM
sorry to be controversial, but i believe that a seven nation army could hold me back very easily
That famous first line always kills me: “The snow in the mountains was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation.”
#booklist #booksky #weirdbooks #recommendedreading #greatbooks #literature #bibliophile #reading #books #bookreviews
#booklist #booksky #weirdbooks #recommendedreading #greatbooks #literature #bibliophile #reading #books #bookreviews
16 More Weird Fiction Books I Probably Shouldn’t Relate to
A personal list of weird fiction books I loved anyway; uncomfortable, occasionally unsettling stories about trauma, grief, obsession, & messy inner lives.
jessicajjohnston.com
December 29, 2025 at 9:58 PM
That famous first line always kills me: “The snow in the mountains was melting and Bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to understand the gravity of our situation.”
#booklist #booksky #weirdbooks #recommendedreading #greatbooks #literature #bibliophile #reading #books #bookreviews
#booklist #booksky #weirdbooks #recommendedreading #greatbooks #literature #bibliophile #reading #books #bookreviews
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"what unspeakable crime did you commit that reshaped the trajectory of your life" would be a good password reset question
December 16, 2025 at 1:27 AM
"what unspeakable crime did you commit that reshaped the trajectory of your life" would be a good password reset question
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my personality is a kicked puppy who keeps making jokes about it
December 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
my personality is a kicked puppy who keeps making jokes about it
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i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i love how excited my dogs get when i’m on the floor it’s as though i’ve entered their country and they want to welcome me
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Things are falling apart as planned.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Things are falling apart as planned.
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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When I finally leave this world please delete my door dash history
December 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When I finally leave this world please delete my door dash history
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Hello, 911? The 3 people that I talk to aren't answering me within 3 seconds.
December 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Hello, 911? The 3 people that I talk to aren't answering me within 3 seconds.
when your astrological sign is your entire personality
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
when your astrological sign is your entire personality
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I feel like a lobotomy is the only viable option for today.
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I feel like a lobotomy is the only viable option for today.
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Slow down.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Slow down.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
Don't race through life or you might outrun the forest ghosts, dark fairies, and ancient witches in floating cottages that are trying to catch you and carry you away to another realm.
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I love to open a PDF and spend a few clicks telling the PDF reader I just want to read the PDF, thanks
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I love to open a PDF and spend a few clicks telling the PDF reader I just want to read the PDF, thanks
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Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry
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Deluded and unfunny. My new autobiography out today.
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Deluded and unfunny. My new autobiography out today.
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Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Always wear black to therapy to prove you can't be helped.
Watched the classic film ‘You’ve Got Mail’ & the biggest takeaway was that in 1998, a latte from Starbucks cost $2.95. In NYC.
November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Watched the classic film ‘You’ve Got Mail’ & the biggest takeaway was that in 1998, a latte from Starbucks cost $2.95. In NYC.
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.