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itsjustjenn
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Its all caffeine and weirdness
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Them: why are you so stressed

Me: the everything
February 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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The most misguided assumption of all time:

“Perhaps you'd like to say a few words?”
February 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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how long do you have to follow a rabbit until they show you where they live cause so far it’s not 27 minutes
February 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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My kids systematically check me for weaknesses like the velociraptors in Jurassic Park testing the fence
February 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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The easiest way to get me to stop looking at my phone is to show me an ad.
February 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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super bowl sunday is a lot like every other day when I also don’t watch the super bowl
February 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Yes, I'm a little ray of fucking sunshine these days
February 4, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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I want a nightstand with a hidden compartment, but I’m going to put sex toys in it instead of a gun because I’m a lover, not a fighter
January 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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I’ve quit telling people that I disagree with them. Instead, I now say, “I’m gonna have to agree with myself on this one.” It’s self-positive, non-confrontational, and just weird enough to end the conversation.
January 31, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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If I fall asleep now, I still won't want to get up for work in the morning
January 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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that’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, fighting with a pigeon
January 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Today I saw gen x described as the honey badger generation and that's it, that's our mascot now!
January 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Never go to bed angry, go ahead and carry out your rage fueled plan, then go to bed satisfied
January 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Good morning Bluesky!
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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20’s: what even is a hangover?

40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge
January 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I swear i doomscroll netflix as much as I do socials and still end up watching nothing.
January 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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(Humming cheerfully whilst filling the coffee maker with rum)
January 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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As it turns out "let's wrap this up like a corpse in rug" isn't the universally recognized analogy that one would think
January 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
These lunch breaks go by too quickly, what I really need though is nap time
January 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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The biggest comeback is making yourself feel like yourself again.
January 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get the more you love having the house to yourself.
January 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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David Attenborough [whispering]:

“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
January 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM