kristabellerina
@kristabelle.bsky.social
Writer; traveler; mom; politico; lover of semi-colons, tea, and coffee. Posts lovingly handcrafted in small batches.
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A lady made a TikTok that went viral and people were writing mean comments for no reason. One of them was that she looks like someone who gardens. What in the hollyhock kind of insult is that?
May 1, 2025 at 4:19 AM
A lady made a TikTok that went viral and people were writing mean comments for no reason. One of them was that she looks like someone who gardens. What in the hollyhock kind of insult is that?
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I drove by the beach last week and I’ve been cleaning sand out of my car ever since
May 1, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I drove by the beach last week and I’ve been cleaning sand out of my car ever since
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The best parenting advice I ever gave my children was not to skimp when buying a laundry basket because the handles on the cheap ones always immediately break
May 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The best parenting advice I ever gave my children was not to skimp when buying a laundry basket because the handles on the cheap ones always immediately break
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The old gods: (tentacled monster from the depths)
Ye olde gods: same, but their shoes buckle
Ye olde gods: same, but their shoes buckle
May 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The old gods: (tentacled monster from the depths)
Ye olde gods: same, but their shoes buckle
Ye olde gods: same, but their shoes buckle
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me: I can trace my family all the way to the Mayflower
American friend: wow, that’s incredi—
me: yes, it’s definitely our favourite pub
American friend: wow, that’s incredi—
me: yes, it’s definitely our favourite pub
May 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
me: I can trace my family all the way to the Mayflower
American friend: wow, that’s incredi—
me: yes, it’s definitely our favourite pub
American friend: wow, that’s incredi—
me: yes, it’s definitely our favourite pub
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I do really good on my diet for like 8 or 9 hours, and then I wake up.
May 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I do really good on my diet for like 8 or 9 hours, and then I wake up.
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Quick question, how do I know if there is a method to my madness?
May 1, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Quick question, how do I know if there is a method to my madness?
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Every single interaction with my family points to some kind of a hospital mix-up.
May 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Every single interaction with my family points to some kind of a hospital mix-up.
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Therapist: When they’re talking, just focus on them and what they’re saying.
Me: OK, I just posted what you said.
Me: OK, I just posted what you said.
May 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Therapist: When they’re talking, just focus on them and what they’re saying.
Me: OK, I just posted what you said.
Me: OK, I just posted what you said.
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Reading between the lines of your (6) passive aggressive kissy faces
May 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reading between the lines of your (6) passive aggressive kissy faces
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I probably won’t need to purchase any more paperclips in this lifetime
May 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I probably won’t need to purchase any more paperclips in this lifetime
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There's always that one flight attendant who thinks they’re a standup comedian.
May 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
There's always that one flight attendant who thinks they’re a standup comedian.
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No one lies more than I do when I say "I'm just going to have one" as I pull a Reese's peanut cup out of the party size bag.
May 1, 2025 at 1:56 PM
No one lies more than I do when I say "I'm just going to have one" as I pull a Reese's peanut cup out of the party size bag.
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Husband with a tape measurer: It’s only a couple centimeters off.
Me: I hope you mean millimeters.
4yo: He means elevators.
Me: I hope you mean millimeters.
4yo: He means elevators.
May 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Husband with a tape measurer: It’s only a couple centimeters off.
Me: I hope you mean millimeters.
4yo: He means elevators.
Me: I hope you mean millimeters.
4yo: He means elevators.
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Idk, maybe I’ll become a Buffalo Wild Wings Rewards guy.
May 1, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Idk, maybe I’ll become a Buffalo Wild Wings Rewards guy.
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On a scale of one to Jeff Goldblum how fly are you?
May 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
On a scale of one to Jeff Goldblum how fly are you?
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Safety message: Make your coffee before assisting others with their coffee.
May 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Safety message: Make your coffee before assisting others with their coffee.
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All the Nobel Prizes for the first person to harness the endless supply of cringe in the world as energy.
May 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
All the Nobel Prizes for the first person to harness the endless supply of cringe in the world as energy.
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Let’s go ahead & cancel the rest of the day. Just to go back to bed.
May 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Let’s go ahead & cancel the rest of the day. Just to go back to bed.
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I have two settings: I have plenty of time to get ready and oh sh*t!
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have two settings: I have plenty of time to get ready and oh sh*t!
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Excuse me while I slip into something less reality.
May 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Excuse me while I slip into something less reality.
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‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.’
Cool, I’ve just gotten sarcasm and abandonment issues.
Cool, I’ve just gotten sarcasm and abandonment issues.
May 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
‘What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.’
Cool, I’ve just gotten sarcasm and abandonment issues.
Cool, I’ve just gotten sarcasm and abandonment issues.