Jen
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Jesus Fucking Christ.
January 3, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Jesus Fucking Christ.
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Why Marjorie Taylor Greene should be the next president of Harvard.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Why Marjorie Taylor Greene should be the next president of Harvard.
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oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
November 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
oh wow that’s crazy
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
oreos with bits of
of oreos. in them
Real Bits of Oreos
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I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I think Dracula could defeat Frankenstein but I don’t think Count Chocula could defeat Frankenberry and that speaks to the richness of the characters
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Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half
September 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Is it "accidentally" or "by accident"? Anyway, I sawed my assistant in half
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Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
SALT LAKE CITY—Alarmed by numerous reports that the vice president was currently en route to the state, sources confirmed Thursday that a visit from JD Vance was the last thing Utah needed right now. ...
theonion.com
September 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Visit From JD Vance Last Thing Utah Needs Right Now
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Weak jobs report raises new concerns about Biden's economic policies.
September 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Weak jobs report raises new concerns about Biden's economic policies.
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Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
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RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani
August 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
RFK Jr on his way to help Rudy Giuliani
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i am also leaving SNL
August 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
i am also leaving SNL
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what if bananas were harder to get and also in the way
i am allergic to bananas and i also don't want this at the grocery store
August 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
what if bananas were harder to get and also in the way
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This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
August 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
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the Gross Domestic Product? You mean kraft singles?
August 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
the Gross Domestic Product? You mean kraft singles?
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NPR: And now a story about famine and human rights violations, but first a little jazz.
July 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
NPR: And now a story about famine and human rights violations, but first a little jazz.
Jason Hughes sighting on Art Detectives!
July 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Jason Hughes sighting on Art Detectives!
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Yankee Fans welcome Ted Cruz to New York. Proud of my homies!
June 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Yankee Fans welcome Ted Cruz to New York. Proud of my homies!
Vampire Bill from True Blood solving murders and art crimes, this is why British television is superior
June 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Vampire Bill from True Blood solving murders and art crimes, this is why British television is superior
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The bees from My Girl have endorsed Cuomo
June 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The bees from My Girl have endorsed Cuomo
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Video captured the moment a road buckled and sent a car flying as a heatwave impacted Missouri on Sunday.
June 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Video captured the moment a road buckled and sent a car flying as a heatwave impacted Missouri on Sunday.
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
Season 2 of Cadfael, they’ve changed the actor playing Hugh Beringar and we’re supposed to be ok with this?
June 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Season 2 of Cadfael, they’ve changed the actor playing Hugh Beringar and we’re supposed to be ok with this?
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VAMPIRE HR: where do you see yourself in a few centuries
May 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
VAMPIRE HR: where do you see yourself in a few centuries
SEW THE PADS INTO THE BRA
In Jesus’ name, amen
In Jesus’ name, amen
June 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
SEW THE PADS INTO THE BRA
In Jesus’ name, amen
In Jesus’ name, amen