Jayce Lazer
@jayciejayce.bsky.social
⚠️ | I repost NSFW/lewd, don't interact if that isn't your thing | feral | queer | fuck transphobes| 27 | MDNI 🔞|⚠️
Tired lil stoner, but if you ask me im 9 feet tall.
DMs open 21+ ONLY for casual social chat/shitposting friend
Tired lil stoner, but if you ask me im 9 feet tall.
DMs open 21+ ONLY for casual social chat/shitposting friend
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Even Mother Nature hates you dorks 😂
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Even Mother Nature hates you dorks 😂
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NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
January 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
NEW: Second video shows ICE shooting in Minneapolis. A woman, a U.S. citizen, was killed
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weed cart instructions are so cute. “take one puff and wait twenty minutes” six rips and a blinker it is.
July 30, 2025 at 12:37 PM
weed cart instructions are so cute. “take one puff and wait twenty minutes” six rips and a blinker it is.
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the girl with the buttered noodles tattoo
July 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
the girl with the buttered noodles tattoo
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that
July 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say hulk hogan died when he tried to do an atomic leg drop and missed and bonked his head and bounced out of the ring and his pants flew off and his dick got twisted off the top rope. don’t say stuff like that
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
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sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad
June 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM
sure, the world is going up in flames, there's unrest in the streets, and America has become a global punchline, but at least Trump voters made the handful of trans athletes in the country feel extra bad
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Gym is short for Jamesnasium.
May 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Gym is short for Jamesnasium.
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it has come to my attention that many of you are “liking” and “reposting” without “following” and first of all, that’s illegal
May 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
it has come to my attention that many of you are “liking” and “reposting” without “following” and first of all, that’s illegal
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You wouldn’t put pineapple on lasagna
May 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You wouldn’t put pineapple on lasagna
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I support my gay little turtle squirrel
May 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I support my gay little turtle squirrel
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just crushed a box of kraft cheez and macaroni like i was 14
still got it
still got it
May 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
just crushed a box of kraft cheez and macaroni like i was 14
still got it
still got it
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having an emotional support coke zero
May 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
having an emotional support coke zero
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KID FISH: daddy i can’t sleep
DAD FISH: well son, that’s because you don't have eyelids
DAD FISH: well son, that’s because you don't have eyelids
May 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
KID FISH: daddy i can’t sleep
DAD FISH: well son, that’s because you don't have eyelids
DAD FISH: well son, that’s because you don't have eyelids
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what's a few buttholes between friends?
May 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
what's a few buttholes between friends?
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Some of you write like you hit post then strut around tucking your shirt in.
May 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Some of you write like you hit post then strut around tucking your shirt in.
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This is my emotional support anxiety disorder
May 28, 2025 at 6:37 AM
This is my emotional support anxiety disorder
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In the Midwest it's called skibidi terlet
May 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
In the Midwest it's called skibidi terlet
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Now I’ve…
Haaaaaad…
The time of my liiiifffeee…
Haaaaaad…
The time of my liiiifffeee…
May 28, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Now I’ve…
Haaaaaad…
The time of my liiiifffeee…
Haaaaaad…
The time of my liiiifffeee…
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the gentle exfoliation of being thrown around the washing machine drum on its final spin ✨
May 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
the gentle exfoliation of being thrown around the washing machine drum on its final spin ✨
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motherfucker isn't even sorry, that is the face of a guy who is totally gonna do it again
imagine being loved and accepted for who you are like this wow
May 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
motherfucker isn't even sorry, that is the face of a guy who is totally gonna do it again
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Like sands through the hourglass, these are the cracks in my brain
May 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Like sands through the hourglass, these are the cracks in my brain
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a comically large pizza wheel that i can carry on my back like an anime character could fix me
May 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
a comically large pizza wheel that i can carry on my back like an anime character could fix me
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The three kinds of posts
May 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The three kinds of posts