there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
THREAD. Every year, I tell the story of Ezell Gilbert. It's the story of one of the most remarkable cases in U.S. history, and you’ve probably never heard of it. The story of what the U.S. government did to him is vital for understanding the current moment we are in.
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
THREAD. Every year, I tell the story of Ezell Gilbert. It's the story of one of the most remarkable cases in U.S. history, and you’ve probably never heard of it. The story of what the U.S. government did to him is vital for understanding the current moment we are in.
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
Lots of people say that Garfield shouldn’t hate Mondays because he’s a cat and doesn’t have a job and is therefore useless but what people don’t realize is that Garfield’s unspoken lust is to emulate humanity to the point he became bipedal so of course he’d dream of a soul crushing office job
October 27, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Lots of people say that Garfield shouldn’t hate Mondays because he’s a cat and doesn’t have a job and is therefore useless but what people don’t realize is that Garfield’s unspoken lust is to emulate humanity to the point he became bipedal so of course he’d dream of a soul crushing office job
i was holding out hope that we might not be completely cooked but after seeing the fuckin president shared a video of us nuking a boat due to "drugs" we are completely cooked. goodbye
September 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
i was holding out hope that we might not be completely cooked but after seeing the fuckin president shared a video of us nuking a boat due to "drugs" we are completely cooked. goodbye
oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?
Trump suggest that Elon has "Trump derangement syndrome"
June 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
oh is this just a distraction? is that it? a distraction? for rubes? are you the smartest little birthday boy in the whole applebees? is that it? are you three steps ahead? with your mind chess? in your little birthday boy suit? do you have it all figured out? are you mommy’s special buddy?
"Oh so you like it when AOC rails against elites but you don't like it when RFK Jr. rails against elites?" is utterly brain dead and absolutely EVERYWHERE.
AOC is right that inequality is bad and RFK Jr is wrong that vaccines are bad. It's not hypocritical to like one of them and not the other!!!
May 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"Oh so you like it when AOC rails against elites but you don't like it when RFK Jr. rails against elites?" is utterly brain dead and absolutely EVERYWHERE.
AOC is right that inequality is bad and RFK Jr is wrong that vaccines are bad. It's not hypocritical to like one of them and not the other!!!
Smol Beanlionnaire. Absolutely the right angle for this particular guy, but also for this moment. I can't wait to find out what he learned about The Swamp!
Smol Beanlionnaire. Absolutely the right angle for this particular guy, but also for this moment. I can't wait to find out what he learned about The Swamp!