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May all your holes find glory this holiday season
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On three I’m going to lunge at you from the shadows. Try to act natural
November 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
On three I’m going to lunge at you from the shadows. Try to act natural
A cornucopia filled with looming fruits, waiting, watching.
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
A cornucopia filled with looming fruits, waiting, watching.
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I accidentally liked my own skeet and my life flashed before my eyes
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I accidentally liked my own skeet and my life flashed before my eyes
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If not coping mechanism, then why coping mechanism-shaped?
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If not coping mechanism, then why coping mechanism-shaped?
"These kids aren't taking me serious enough."
As I eat dunkaroo dip in the staff lounge
As I eat dunkaroo dip in the staff lounge
November 25, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"These kids aren't taking me serious enough."
As I eat dunkaroo dip in the staff lounge
As I eat dunkaroo dip in the staff lounge
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a side quest can be whatever you want. ive chosen to eat a hamburger deep in the forest
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 PM
a side quest can be whatever you want. ive chosen to eat a hamburger deep in the forest
Your honor, there's no love in this club
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Your honor, there's no love in this club
Need some elastic sweatpants for your big fucking idea?
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Need some elastic sweatpants for your big fucking idea?
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Happiness is a breakfast sandwich.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Happiness is a breakfast sandwich.
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did you stretch before those mental gymnastics wouldn't want you to strain yourself
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
did you stretch before those mental gymnastics wouldn't want you to strain yourself
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hello i’m (unintelligible) i’ll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isn’t just a word
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
hello i’m (unintelligible) i’ll be your uber driver tonight and i wanted to show you that hell isn’t just a word
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Harry Potter and the Very Loud Wet Public Fart
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Harry Potter and the Very Loud Wet Public Fart
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sticking a thermometer up my nose to see if i'm mentally ill
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
sticking a thermometer up my nose to see if i'm mentally ill
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My purpose in life is to make things worse.
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My purpose in life is to make things worse.
Easy fall recipes for disaster
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Easy fall recipes for disaster
Sometimes when I'm at work I wish I would just pass out or something
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Sometimes when I'm at work I wish I would just pass out or something
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liking smooth jazz is not a crime but it is immoral
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
liking smooth jazz is not a crime but it is immoral
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
I put the 'me' in stupid
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I put the 'me' in stupid
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nobody ever wants to explore my terrible body
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
nobody ever wants to explore my terrible body
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Sorry I left you on read, I had to google your shorthand
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sorry I left you on read, I had to google your shorthand
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if i don't hear a leaf blower every day i will die
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
if i don't hear a leaf blower every day i will die
You're the dogshit after buying a fresh pair of shoes
You’re the puddle just after a fresh pair of socks
You’re the toothpaste just after the orange juice.
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
You're the dogshit after buying a fresh pair of shoes
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You’re the puddle just after a fresh pair of socks
You’re the toothpaste just after the orange juice.
You are the milk skin on a reheated cup of coffee
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
You’re the puddle just after a fresh pair of socks