Jedi Master Dee of the Green Ajah
@inquisitorhotpants.bsky.social
✍️ 5% plotter/95% pantser
🤓 data nerd
🖍️ former crayon connoisseur (oohrah)
🥘 hotdish enthusiast
🦇 Ravenloft fangirl
🙏 may the Force be with you
📺 Wheel of Time, Yellowjackets
🤓 data nerd
🖍️ former crayon connoisseur (oohrah)
🥘 hotdish enthusiast
🦇 Ravenloft fangirl
🙏 may the Force be with you
📺 Wheel of Time, Yellowjackets
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Hi, I'm Dee! I occasionally remember that I have a YT channel I always mean to be funny on. Star Wars nerd since birth, former Marine, data nerd, romcom fan, D&D DM, writer with too many WIPs (two novels and a boatload of fanfic)
My AO3: tinyurl.com/yew9y6yfe
My YT: tinyurl.com/ms4unt4f
Hi, I'm Dee! I occasionally remember that I have a YT channel I always mean to be funny on. Star Wars nerd since birth, former Marine, data nerd, romcom fan, D&D DM, writer with too many WIPs (two novels and a boatload of fanfic)
My AO3: tinyurl.com/yew9y6yfe
My YT: tinyurl.com/ms4unt4f
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This has been obvious for 10 days now but @nymag.com needs to announce a deep dive
Investigation into everything Nuzzi has ever written
Investigation into everything Nuzzi has ever written
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This has been obvious for 10 days now but @nymag.com needs to announce a deep dive
Investigation into everything Nuzzi has ever written
Investigation into everything Nuzzi has ever written
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Seriously everything, EVERYTHING about the RFK/Nuzzi/LIzza moment is an argument for a newsroom where you pitch stories in front of each other and editors who shield you from your own worst impulses.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Seriously everything, EVERYTHING about the RFK/Nuzzi/LIzza moment is an argument for a newsroom where you pitch stories in front of each other and editors who shield you from your own worst impulses.
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
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Like a man who knows the cameras are watching and doesn't want the world to see what he looks ike when the mask cracks.
And if there's a lesson here for the rest of the country, it's this:
Fear is the oxygen of authoritarianism. Take it awav, and even a strongman starts to sound like a man."
And if there's a lesson here for the rest of the country, it's this:
Fear is the oxygen of authoritarianism. Take it awav, and even a strongman starts to sound like a man."
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Like a man who knows the cameras are watching and doesn't want the world to see what he looks ike when the mask cracks.
And if there's a lesson here for the rest of the country, it's this:
Fear is the oxygen of authoritarianism. Take it awav, and even a strongman starts to sound like a man."
And if there's a lesson here for the rest of the country, it's this:
Fear is the oxygen of authoritarianism. Take it awav, and even a strongman starts to sound like a man."
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To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
To be clear Lizza’s story is that Nuzzi sat on important matters of national significance for personal benefit and he’s sat on these details until he could personally benefit.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
All of DC media needs to be thrown into the sea. Anyone who defends these people is a goddamn clown.
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
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So next time people wanna ask about why authors don’t talk about their personal finances online to strangers let’s all remember how strangers online behave to writers.
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 2:21 PM
So next time people wanna ask about why authors don’t talk about their personal finances online to strangers let’s all remember how strangers online behave to writers.
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The Justice Department's settlement against RealPage doesn't take a dime of its profits from rental price-fixing, nor does it take away the data used to collude, which can still train the company's AI models. The restrictions imposed were things RealPage agreed to voluntarily a year ago.
Not good!
Not good!
The Wrist-Slappers Strike Again - The American Prospect
A settlement with algorithmic collusion facilitator RealPage allows it to keep allegedly ill-gotten profits and continue innovating to raise rents.
prospect.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The Justice Department's settlement against RealPage doesn't take a dime of its profits from rental price-fixing, nor does it take away the data used to collude, which can still train the company's AI models. The restrictions imposed were things RealPage agreed to voluntarily a year ago.
Not good!
Not good!
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
lmfao hell this isn't new, people have been bitching about this since Eisenhower. 😂
"the military" has never meant the troops or their quality of life (or in the case of Marines, their gear).
"the military" has never meant the troops or their quality of life (or in the case of Marines, their gear).
Over a quarter of Trump's proposed $1T military budget would go to just four companies who have spent $103B in taxpayer dollars on stock buybacks and dividends over the last decade.
He wants to use your money to make the military-industrial complex even richer.
He wants to use your money to make the military-industrial complex even richer.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
lmfao hell this isn't new, people have been bitching about this since Eisenhower. 😂
"the military" has never meant the troops or their quality of life (or in the case of Marines, their gear).
"the military" has never meant the troops or their quality of life (or in the case of Marines, their gear).
PERSONALLY i think they oughta settle it with 1-on-1 pugil sticks.
cause i'm pretty sure the drunk guy that nailed himself in the nuts with a skateboard will lose that matchup.
cause i'm pretty sure the drunk guy that nailed himself in the nuts with a skateboard will lose that matchup.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
PERSONALLY i think they oughta settle it with 1-on-1 pugil sticks.
cause i'm pretty sure the drunk guy that nailed himself in the nuts with a skateboard will lose that matchup.
cause i'm pretty sure the drunk guy that nailed himself in the nuts with a skateboard will lose that matchup.
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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I'd just like to point out this is happening because MAGA pig Bruce Blakeman defied national trends and cruised to reelection thanks to the incompetence of New York/Nassau Democratic Party chair Jay Jacobs, who opposed Mamdani with far more vitriol than he opposed the Republicans
This rocks, whole communities are self-selecting themselves out of relevance because a nice man was democratically elected
www.foxnews.com/politics/nyc...
www.foxnews.com/politics/nyc...
NYC suburb makes major security move by city border after Mamdani victory: 'Talks like he's pro-criminal'
Nassau County Executive Bruce Blakeman said that he is directing cameras and security technology be installed along the New York City border in light of Zohran Mamdani's victory.
www.foxnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'd just like to point out this is happening because MAGA pig Bruce Blakeman defied national trends and cruised to reelection thanks to the incompetence of New York/Nassau Democratic Party chair Jay Jacobs, who opposed Mamdani with far more vitriol than he opposed the Republicans
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If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
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Machiavelli: It is better to be feared than loved, but you must absolutely avoid being *hated.*
So many forget that last part.
So many forget that last part.
It is a bit alarming, when rereading Machiavelli's The Prince, that it lands as reportage rather than political theory. However, I find great comfort in the fact that they are really effing it up.
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Machiavelli: It is better to be feared than loved, but you must absolutely avoid being *hated.*
So many forget that last part.
So many forget that last part.
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This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
This is the ultimate “bring back a past I’m nostalgic for without recreating any of the material conditions that made that possible.” Peak MAGA brain.
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“I hereby demand transportation become far more expensive” sure is one way to tackle sticky inflation, a massive set of consumer oriented tax-hikes, and a soft labor market.
Sean Duffy, the U.S. transportation secretary, has been urging people for the past week to dress and comport themselves better as a way of restoring “civility” to air travel. On Tuesday, he added another item to his list of concerns: the quality of the snacks handed out on commercial flights.
Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Wants Healthier In-Flight Snack Options
Sean Duffy, who has been promoting greater decorum among air travelers, said he would like to see choices besides salty pretzels and buttery cookies.
nyti.ms
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
“I hereby demand transportation become far more expensive” sure is one way to tackle sticky inflation, a massive set of consumer oriented tax-hikes, and a soft labor market.
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"i'm raging against the machine by stealing this book from an online portal that stole a bunch of books"
counterpoint, no you're not. you're in denial and you sound really dumb.
counterpoint, no you're not. you're in denial and you sound really dumb.
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"i'm raging against the machine by stealing this book from an online portal that stole a bunch of books"
counterpoint, no you're not. you're in denial and you sound really dumb.
counterpoint, no you're not. you're in denial and you sound really dumb.
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almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
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If you're ever wondered why journalists seem so out of touch most of the time it's because in order to establish yourself you need to either come from money, marry into money, or be OK with abject poverty and daily financial panic
That third thing is unsustainable long-term
That third thing is unsustainable long-term
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If you're ever wondered why journalists seem so out of touch most of the time it's because in order to establish yourself you need to either come from money, marry into money, or be OK with abject poverty and daily financial panic
That third thing is unsustainable long-term
That third thing is unsustainable long-term
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It’s sad that “soldiers shouldn’t commit crimes” is a brave position for a Republican to take.
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
It’s sad that “soldiers shouldn’t commit crimes” is a brave position for a Republican to take.
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*taps sign* bsky.app/profile/this...
REMINDER: if you think your right-on lefty/socialist/communist/etc. politics justifies pirating books, well guess what? Most writers don't make a living wage from their books or writing work, and stealing from them makes you a class traitor.
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
*taps sign* bsky.app/profile/this...
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We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
![A quote-tweet with the profile blocked out because I won’t be accused of sending flying monkeys at this digital turd.
counterpoint: pirate everything all the time. pirate a sandwich. download a car. abscond from from small business owner mindset with your brain
[High Priestess, Low Patie... • @cherie... • 14h
Re: previous post - People who steal art of any kind are assholes, full stop. If *you* deserve to be paid for your labor, so do I - and so does everybody else; this means writers, visual artists, musicians, and every other category of People Who Make Things.]
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every time vulgar leftism pipes in from the sidelines of petit bourgeoisdom i am forced to become 8.75% more marxist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2ssvkga34xug334b66hvrje/bafkreigp2f33rtfu62kqjygnsxhg3jxxs6udwuyisipmyqrh5ew4c6kbyi@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
We’re not small business owners, ffs - we’re independent contractors, and we are routinely robbed by the world’s dumbest dingbats.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
not only am i getting rescued, we're gonna stick it to The Man while we're at it.
November 25, 2025 at 6:43 AM
not only am i getting rescued, we're gonna stick it to The Man while we're at it.