@inamagicbubble.bsky.social
Talk to me about weird books and shows, or I’ll just keep making jokes.
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Unlike half you horrible lot.
August 12, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Unlike half you horrible lot.
They’re both sooooooo mad that they’re bald
Honestly we should have these two riff together more often. It's great. The two dumbest men on earth, and then a whole bunch of other dumb guys telling us how smart they sound
August 13, 2024 at 2:39 AM
They’re both sooooooo mad that they’re bald
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cheesy gordita cringe
August 12, 2024 at 8:59 PM
cheesy gordita cringe
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It’s cool that these people are so simple-minded that they’ve arrived back at “all non-Christian deities are real and they’re demons” like fucking conquistadors
August 12, 2024 at 3:35 PM
It’s cool that these people are so simple-minded that they’ve arrived back at “all non-Christian deities are real and they’re demons” like fucking conquistadors
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Akin to my prior tweet, prosecutors who move to withhold evidence in ways that send innocent people to jail should be disbarred. www.nytimes.com/2024/08/09/n...
For Years, He Demanded to See the Video. Finally, It Set Him Free.
At his murder trial, Arvel Marshall pressed prosecutors to turn over surveillance footage of the crime scene. He knew it would show the truth.
www.nytimes.com
August 11, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Akin to my prior tweet, prosecutors who move to withhold evidence in ways that send innocent people to jail should be disbarred. www.nytimes.com/2024/08/09/n...
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Patreon already takes ~10% from all of the money you make through them, this 30% free for iOS App Store subscriptions is going to make that completely unsustainable. Who can even afford to pay 30% more for something right now???
Artists over app stores, friends.
If you have any option at all to subscribe that doesn't involve paying through the iOS app, please do consider it.
#patreon
If you have any option at all to subscribe that doesn't involve paying through the iOS app, please do consider it.
#patreon
August 12, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Patreon already takes ~10% from all of the money you make through them, this 30% free for iOS App Store subscriptions is going to make that completely unsustainable. Who can even afford to pay 30% more for something right now???
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The Acolyte would've been better if they had Manny Jacinto deliver this line again ngl
August 12, 2024 at 4:13 AM
The Acolyte would've been better if they had Manny Jacinto deliver this line again ngl
Playing Jenga and I have to admit I really don’t know the rules of Jenga
August 12, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Playing Jenga and I have to admit I really don’t know the rules of Jenga
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When they bring back The Individual
August 12, 2024 at 2:32 AM
When they bring back The Individual
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I suggest you fuck off, Stacy
August 12, 2024 at 2:49 AM
I suggest you fuck off, Stacy
Right Wing Fred
August 11, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Right Wing Fred
My Morning Diaper
August 11, 2024 at 9:06 PM
My Morning Diaper
Boyz II Fuck Boyz
August 11, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Boyz II Fuck Boyz
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Mannsplain Steamroller
August 11, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Mannsplain Steamroller
What the actual fuck.
dug up this old gem of literally the worst analogy possible
August 11, 2024 at 8:14 PM
What the actual fuck.
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say “username” one more time!
I've been thinking a lot recently about 'mechanical help' (messages that convey how to interact with a form) compared to 'decision help' (messages that help us to solve the problem posed by the form).
Got a cracker of a 'mechanical' just now. The useless placeholder is especially aggravating.
Got a cracker of a 'mechanical' just now. The useless placeholder is especially aggravating.
August 11, 2024 at 5:03 PM
say “username” one more time!
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Joe Biden is a lame duck and will never run for political office again. In this sense he is more free now than at any time in his career to do what he feels is right without weighing those actions against potential consequences
This is what he wants to do. He likes it when this happens
This is what he wants to do. He likes it when this happens
August 11, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Joe Biden is a lame duck and will never run for political office again. In this sense he is more free now than at any time in his career to do what he feels is right without weighing those actions against potential consequences
This is what he wants to do. He likes it when this happens
This is what he wants to do. He likes it when this happens
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It's almost like anti-LGBTQ laws protect *actual* sex offenders, and the actual sex offenders in power know this, and try to paint everyone but themselves as sex offenders instead
“An Idaho law banning minors from receiving healthcare without parent approval has created a legal problem.
If a child is raped by their parent, medics now require that parent’s permission to administer the rape kit that would prove their own guilt.”
If a child is raped by their parent, medics now require that parent’s permission to administer the rape kit that would prove their own guilt.”
A new Idaho law is keeping child sexual assault victims from receiving care
BOISE, Idaho – An Idaho law banning minors from receiving healthcare without parent approval has created a thorny new legal problem. If a child is raped by their parent, Idaho
www.khq.com
August 11, 2024 at 3:36 PM
It's almost like anti-LGBTQ laws protect *actual* sex offenders, and the actual sex offenders in power know this, and try to paint everyone but themselves as sex offenders instead
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BMI seems like something a phrenologist created on commission in the 19th century to reduce masturbation in tenant cannery workers, yet here it is in 2024.
Was reminded of how goofy BMI was again this morning. I haven't been weighing myself anymore but I checked because I've put on muscle and wanted to set a new goal. I tried to put it at 170 and the BMI tracker was like "overweight!". It says I should be 148 lbs at my height lmao
August 11, 2024 at 3:04 PM
BMI seems like something a phrenologist created on commission in the 19th century to reduce masturbation in tenant cannery workers, yet here it is in 2024.
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DO NOT show up to my place unannounced, I will literally stare at you from the window until nightfall, I don't give a shit
August 10, 2024 at 11:07 PM
DO NOT show up to my place unannounced, I will literally stare at you from the window until nightfall, I don't give a shit
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For a much better world!!!
August 10, 2024 at 8:21 PM
For a much better world!!!
Beating the weird allegations by getting mad at a woman less than half your age on the internet
August 11, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Beating the weird allegations by getting mad at a woman less than half your age on the internet
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how much time are we giving them to train? Pick any of these athletes who literally does not know the rules of tennis and I could whoop ‘em right now. But if they’re allowed to train for a few months and, like, learn how to hold a racket? Yeah I’m getting double bageled by the greco-roman wrestlers
I wonder how many, if any, Olympic athletes I could beat at any other Olympic event. I guess I could probably beat a shot-put dude at the 100-meter, but who knows.
August 11, 2024 at 1:13 AM
how much time are we giving them to train? Pick any of these athletes who literally does not know the rules of tennis and I could whoop ‘em right now. But if they’re allowed to train for a few months and, like, learn how to hold a racket? Yeah I’m getting double bageled by the greco-roman wrestlers