Bridget Epitropakis
@bepitropakis.bsky.social
standup comedian
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Covered by oak leaves.
Dupont Street.
Dupont Street.
November 13, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Covered by oak leaves.
Dupont Street.
Dupont Street.
what a joy buying a car no one’s dropped a sandwich in
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
what a joy buying a car no one’s dropped a sandwich in
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oilers are 6th in the pacific with a swagless defence and zero confidence in both goalies and now going back on the road for 7 games. banked home games don’t matter when you lose 9-1 and by fluke beat a team riding a 5 game winless streak in your own barn
nhl asked chatgpt to come up with a schedule and spit out the oilers starting 17 of 26 on the road
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
oilers are 6th in the pacific with a swagless defence and zero confidence in both goalies and now going back on the road for 7 games. banked home games don’t matter when you lose 9-1 and by fluke beat a team riding a 5 game winless streak in your own barn
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asking my psych to prescribe the same dissociatives usha vance is on
August 6, 2024 at 3:04 PM
asking my psych to prescribe the same dissociatives usha vance is on
the real question is why the Epstein files were on a UPS flight leaving Kentucky Airport
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 AM
the real question is why the Epstein files were on a UPS flight leaving Kentucky Airport
i can still gift this right
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i can still gift this right
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I’m sorry, Canada, I guess you’ll just have to fall back on having a better country in every way
November 2, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I’m sorry, Canada, I guess you’ll just have to fall back on having a better country in every way
the LA riots have won the World Series
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
the LA riots have won the World Series
when the blue jays win and the oilers get the cup there will simply be no sport left in America
November 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
when the blue jays win and the oilers get the cup there will simply be no sport left in America
i like gene principe but i do not trust gene principe with a florida tan
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
i like gene principe but i do not trust gene principe with a florida tan
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the dumbest person you know is being affirmed by Chat-GPT right now
October 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
the dumbest person you know is being affirmed by Chat-GPT right now
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sis about my new essay: it's very different from your book, not funny but raw & moving & authentic
me: what do you mean not funny
me: what do you mean not funny
October 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
sis about my new essay: it's very different from your book, not funny but raw & moving & authentic
me: what do you mean not funny
me: what do you mean not funny
mcdavid tax cut almost paid off
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
mcdavid tax cut almost paid off
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If any team can come back from a 5-1 deficit, it's the 1987 Edmonton Oilers.
October 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If any team can come back from a 5-1 deficit, it's the 1987 Edmonton Oilers.
a dating site where you match solely on dishwasher stacking compatibility
October 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
a dating site where you match solely on dishwasher stacking compatibility
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“You can’t mutual aid state capacity” is a great summary
ppl are bringing up food banks and yea absolutely you should give generously to food banks and panhandlers but like you cant mutual aid state capacity. If every food bank in the us got their annual revenue already, saved 100% of it, and no overhead besides food they might be able to provide 2 months
40 odd million people use SNAP. 7 million WIC. food banks are already way down because of funding cuts. It’s going to be catastrophic
October 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“You can’t mutual aid state capacity” is a great summary
hard to believe anyone other than a sandwich is running for governor of new jersey
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
hard to believe anyone other than a sandwich is running for governor of new jersey
$20b for higher ceilings in the White House just so the KKK can wear their silly hats indoors
October 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
$20b for higher ceilings in the White House just so the KKK can wear their silly hats indoors
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I don’t work for the chamber of commerce or anything so I’m fine with ill-behaved tourists going home to tell their (presumably ill-behaved) friends Denver is dangerous and not a good place to visit
October 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I don’t work for the chamber of commerce or anything so I’m fine with ill-behaved tourists going home to tell their (presumably ill-behaved) friends Denver is dangerous and not a good place to visit
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80s cocaine end to end hockey we are so fucking back
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
80s cocaine end to end hockey we are so fucking back
surprising my dad on his birthday with a pair of slippers so poorly wrapped he’ll never ask for grandchildren
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
surprising my dad on his birthday with a pair of slippers so poorly wrapped he’ll never ask for grandchildren
what good is having sex with a chat bot if it’s gonna tell you kill yourself anyway
October 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
what good is having sex with a chat bot if it’s gonna tell you kill yourself anyway
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Remember all complaints about Taylor Swift are about a woman who wants to win and does and that makes them mad. There is zero reason to be mad about Taylor Swift unless ur dumb.
October 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Remember all complaints about Taylor Swift are about a woman who wants to win and does and that makes them mad. There is zero reason to be mad about Taylor Swift unless ur dumb.
be sure to check your kid’s halloween candy this year or a decade could pass before anyone notices they were photobombed by someone dressed as hitler
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
be sure to check your kid’s halloween candy this year or a decade could pass before anyone notices they were photobombed by someone dressed as hitler