Bridget Epitropakis
@bepitropakis.bsky.social
standup comedian
I heard they’re changing January 6 to world deportation day
December 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I heard they’re changing January 6 to world deportation day
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no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
December 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
no, that was pre Twitter migration, we don’t call them skeets now. style guide says they’re called ejaculating into a spoon. so for example you don’t say “did you see that guy’s skeet” you say “did you see where that guy ejaculated into a spoon on Bluesky”
MH370 search has resumed at the bottom of the ocean like girl you can’t even find missing kids on dry land
December 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
MH370 search has resumed at the bottom of the ocean like girl you can’t even find missing kids on dry land
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I’ve started calling people at work who use ‘ai’ for notes or whatever “illiterate”
December 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I’ve started calling people at work who use ‘ai’ for notes or whatever “illiterate”
what a joy crashing a car no one’s dropped a sandwich in
what a joy buying a car no one’s dropped a sandwich in
December 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
what a joy crashing a car no one’s dropped a sandwich in
For the traditional Greek Jew this brings symptoms of acid reflux
Israel, Greece, and Cyprus are deepening military ties, agreeing to enhanced cooperation and potentially joint rapid response force of 2,5K troops with air and naval assets, seen as a deterrent to Turkey amid Eastern Mediterranean tensions, though reports clarify it's a concept for crisis response.
December 29, 2025 at 11:15 AM
For the traditional Greek Jew this brings symptoms of acid reflux
[while getting a sonogram] is this AI
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 PM
[while getting a sonogram] is this AI
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Tonight Kertasníkir (Candle Stealer), the last of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He steals candles (that used to be made from animal fat) and eats them.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Tonight Kertasníkir (Candle Stealer), the last of Iceland's 13 Yule Lads, comes down from the mountains. He steals candles (that used to be made from animal fat) and eats them.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
Children leave their shoes out in the window, he gives the good ones a small gift, the bad ones get a potato.
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the epstein files
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the epstein files
Scrolling thru the timeline today
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Scrolling thru the timeline today
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House of 1000 Grinches
December 19, 2025 at 7:26 AM
House of 1000 Grinches
It’s beginning to look a lot like early onset dementia
December 15, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It’s beginning to look a lot like early onset dementia
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Whatever happened with this Rob Reiner thing, we are not ready for it
December 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Whatever happened with this Rob Reiner thing, we are not ready for it
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The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
‘I heard 40, 50 shots’: Witnesses fled Bondi Beach as gunmen targeted Jewish event
Gunshots ripped through a Hanukkah celebration in Sydney, killing at least 12 people
www.irishtimes.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The anti-Semitic mass shooting in Australia will cause a national conversation and policy change. We know this because the 1996 Port Arthur massacre led to significant restrictions on guns.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
The shooting at Brown will do nothing. We know this because it occurred on the anniversary of Sandy Hook.
Australia’s 20th mass shooting in over two decades. The US had more in January alone #ShootifyWrapped apple.news/Ax12uSwhcGRt...
Live: Multiple fatalities after shooting at Bondi Beach — ABC News
Police say there have been multiple fatalities following a shooting near a Jewish gathering at Sydney's Bondi Beach.
apple.news
December 14, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Australia’s 20th mass shooting in over two decades. The US had more in January alone #ShootifyWrapped apple.news/Ax12uSwhcGRt...
It’s not Christmas in America without a shooter at large
December 14, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It’s not Christmas in America without a shooter at large
the maple laughs are still my 2nd choice
I love beating the Maple Laughs!
December 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
the maple laughs are still my 2nd choice
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Connor McDavid being Connor McDavid
December 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Connor McDavid being Connor McDavid
nearly one third of adults use chatbots daily. the rest are getting laid
December 11, 2025 at 8:32 AM
nearly one third of adults use chatbots daily. the rest are getting laid
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The so-called “war” with Venezuela was supposedly about stopping drugs… yet they’re out there seizing an oil tanker.
December 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The so-called “war” with Venezuela was supposedly about stopping drugs… yet they’re out there seizing an oil tanker.
i can’t believe Oscar the grouch died. may his memory live on thru every trash can
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i can’t believe Oscar the grouch died. may his memory live on thru every trash can
um. Excuse me
December 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
um. Excuse me
utah mammoth really came out of nowhere like a test tube baby
December 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
utah mammoth really came out of nowhere like a test tube baby
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spotify wrapped said i’m half your age plus seven
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
spotify wrapped said i’m half your age plus seven