Jackie Roslovic, Dressed in Cobras
@theoilluminati.bsky.social
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bluesky is the best app because news does not break here and there are no checkmarks agitating for status, its all random thoughts projected straight from the dome without expectation of response or consequence - which is the very definition of shitposting
if the team has no swag and lacking emotion that is more a consequence of roster construction and losing players like perry while leaning yet again on inconsistent goaltending than coaching. if anything bowman should be fired before knoblauch
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
if the team has no swag and lacking emotion that is more a consequence of roster construction and losing players like perry while leaning yet again on inconsistent goaltending than coaching. if anything bowman should be fired before knoblauch
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Destiny's Child
Pierre Boulez
Fugazi
Clipse
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Destiny's Child
Pierre Boulez
Fugazi
Clipse
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Destiny's Child
Pierre Boulez
Fugazi
Clipse
Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Destiny's Child
Pierre Boulez
Fugazi
Clipse
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my first thanksgiving living in san francisco and when people asked me what my plans were and i said nothing just a quiet weekend by myself they stared at me like i just told them i was planning on spending the holiday murdering kittens
Only College Student Staying On Campus Planning Saddest Thanksgiving Meal Of All Time https://theonion.com/only-college-student-staying-on-campus-planning-saddest-1819574221/
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
my first thanksgiving living in san francisco and when people asked me what my plans were and i said nothing just a quiet weekend by myself they stared at me like i just told them i was planning on spending the holiday murdering kittens
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i do not observe american thanksgiving therefore i do not observe the odds the oilers wont make the playoffs this spring
November 20, 2023 at 9:21 PM
i do not observe american thanksgiving therefore i do not observe the odds the oilers wont make the playoffs this spring
HOLY FUCK DYLAN CEASE
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
HOLY FUCK DYLAN CEASE
crazy shit that marquinhos is only 31
November 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
crazy shit that marquinhos is only 31
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if detroit traded for gibson I would look into pulling a deal for cam talbot
June 28, 2025 at 5:57 PM
if detroit traded for gibson I would look into pulling a deal for cam talbot
if bowman is looking to make a trade and shake things up i would consider flipping kulak for gudas. radko is older but both are heading into ufa and it would solve the right-left imbalance and allow walman to play his natural side
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
if bowman is looking to make a trade and shake things up i would consider flipping kulak for gudas. radko is older but both are heading into ufa and it would solve the right-left imbalance and allow walman to play his natural side
You’re laughing? They’re talking about trading for Jordan Binnington as a solution for the Oilers goaltending and you’re laughing?
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
You’re laughing? They’re talking about trading for Jordan Binnington as a solution for the Oilers goaltending and you’re laughing?
this means we lost the hemsky trade
November 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
this means we lost the hemsky trade
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My sister went through 4 oncologists during her treatment for cancer because of antagonisms against public health care workers by Danielle Smith and the UCP government. The best thing Albertans can do to fight cancer is by voting these aggressively evil fucks out of office.
October 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My sister went through 4 oncologists during her treatment for cancer because of antagonisms against public health care workers by Danielle Smith and the UCP government. The best thing Albertans can do to fight cancer is by voting these aggressively evil fucks out of office.
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starting a we want 10 chant - like a reverse jinx bizzaro wave
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
starting a we want 10 chant - like a reverse jinx bizzaro wave
koskinen would have saved that
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
koskinen would have saved that
we are so back
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
we are so back
ask yourself:
did you contest the pass through the goal mouth?
no
did you block the shooter from tapping the puck in?
also no
did you contest the pass through the goal mouth?
no
did you block the shooter from tapping the puck in?
also no
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
ask yourself:
did you contest the pass through the goal mouth?
no
did you block the shooter from tapping the puck in?
also no
did you contest the pass through the goal mouth?
no
did you block the shooter from tapping the puck in?
also no
notices the blues are still bad and in 29th place
checks to see who's in management
checks to see who's in management
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
notices the blues are still bad and in 29th place
checks to see who's in management
checks to see who's in management
logging onto oilers twitter to see if matheson has posted about the team trading for jake debrusk yet
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
logging onto oilers twitter to see if matheson has posted about the team trading for jake debrusk yet
fighting keith david in an alley for 10 minutes over him refusing to try on the woke twitter sunglasses
November 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
fighting keith david in an alley for 10 minutes over him refusing to try on the woke twitter sunglasses
president trump please make an official proclamation that the stars wars canon starts with episode 4 and ends with episode 6. all movies and tv shows outside of the core trilogy are now null and void. only a great reset will correct every misbegotten failure & with this act you can become emperor
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 AM
president trump please make an official proclamation that the stars wars canon starts with episode 4 and ends with episode 6. all movies and tv shows outside of the core trilogy are now null and void. only a great reset will correct every misbegotten failure & with this act you can become emperor
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
refusing to leave twitter because i dont want to abandon my fake nazi cosplay hatebot audience
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
refusing to leave twitter because i dont want to abandon my fake nazi cosplay hatebot audience
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"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
"You guys all got the shoe memo, I see."
rip udo keir, one of cinema's great weirdos. would always see him dining at florian in berlin where we were both regulars... the best thing about downsizing is that both keir & christoph waltz played it straight as effete eurotrash bros who remained the most sensible characters in the movie.
November 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
rip udo keir, one of cinema's great weirdos. would always see him dining at florian in berlin where we were both regulars... the best thing about downsizing is that both keir & christoph waltz played it straight as effete eurotrash bros who remained the most sensible characters in the movie.
A movie that takes place where you’re from:
November 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from: