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bluesky is the best app because news does not break here and there are no checkmarks agitating for status, its all random thoughts projected straight from the dome without expectation of response or consequence - which is the very definition of shitposting
draisaitl is logging 24+ minutes in multiple back-to-back games, man is going to need a long break from the olympic break
February 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
draisaitl is logging 24+ minutes in multiple back-to-back games, man is going to need a long break from the olympic break
remember one of their early shows in london and feeling hit by something inexplicable - they arrived like prince was reborn in scandanavia... would later became friends with olof when living in berlin & stockholm, who is legit one of the kindest and most generous individuals i have ever known
The Knife's spectral, intense masterpiece 'Silent Shout' came out 20 years ago today.
Take a look back…
Take a look back…
The Knife's 'Silent Shout' Turns 20
The voice doesn’t sound human. It doesn’t sound like one voice, either. It’s a distorted monotone chant that comes through in several registers at once. It’s a high-pitched whisper and a baritone rumb...
stereogum.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:39 PM
remember one of their early shows in london and feeling hit by something inexplicable - they arrived like prince was reborn in scandanavia... would later became friends with olof when living in berlin & stockholm, who is legit one of the kindest and most generous individuals i have ever known
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A Métis leader and first Premier of Manitoba, Louis Riel fought for his people's language, land, and rights. Executed as a traitor, now recognized for his true place in history. Today is more than a long weekend, it's about remembering and continuing the work of reconciliation.
February 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
A Métis leader and first Premier of Manitoba, Louis Riel fought for his people's language, land, and rights. Executed as a traitor, now recognized for his true place in history. Today is more than a long weekend, it's about remembering and continuing the work of reconciliation.
another random fact is that my wife is mates with tim roth and his family which means im only 2 degrees separated from tupac
Around the time that they were dating, 2Pac recorded a feature for Madonna's '94 album, "Bedtime Stories."
The song, "I'd Rather Be Your Lover," was released later that year without 'Pac, who was replaced with Meshell Ndegeocello.
Random fact of the day.
The song, "I'd Rather Be Your Lover," was released later that year without 'Pac, who was replaced with Meshell Ndegeocello.
Random fact of the day.
February 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
another random fact is that my wife is mates with tim roth and his family which means im only 2 degrees separated from tupac
dude got banned by his own team for making tom wilson look like a reasonable person
Following his fight with Tom Wilson, France’s Pierre Crinon has been banned for the rest of the #MilanoCortina2026 Olympics by the French Hockey Federation. The federation has cited his “provocative behaviour” after being ejected as a “violation of the Olympic spirit”.
(h/t: Chris Johnston)
(h/t: Chris Johnston)
February 16, 2026 at 10:16 PM
dude got banned by his own team for making tom wilson look like a reasonable person
SHOULD WE CLAIM HIM
Sharks place former Oilers winger Jeff Skinner on unconditional NHL waivers for purpose of termination
Sharks place former Oilers winger Jeff Skinner on unconditional NHL waivers for purpose of termination
After a tumultuous 2024-25 season with the Edmonton Oilers, which saw him in and out of the lineup, Jeff Skinner signed last summer with the San Jose Sharks, hoping for a greater opportunity. That appeared to be the case early on in the season, but in mid-January, Skinner found himself a healthy scratch, missing each of…
oilersnation.com
February 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
SHOULD WE CLAIM HIM
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we bought the crib next to bill clinton's mother
cause she fuck with the chinese
cause she fuck with the chinese
What’s the best song lyric in history?
February 16, 2026 at 6:06 PM
we bought the crib next to bill clinton's mother
cause she fuck with the chinese
cause she fuck with the chinese
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Happy Presidents Day to all who celebrate
Eric B. Is President
YouTube video by Eric B. & Rakim - Topic
www.youtube.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Happy Presidents Day to all who celebrate
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Majestic Realty, which is owned by Los Angeles Lakers & Kings co-owner & Republican donor Ed Roski Jr., is listed as the broker contact on the listing for a proposed $80M ICE detention facility.
These globally recognized sports brands could suffer reputational damage. Time to boycott?
These globally recognized sports brands could suffer reputational damage. Time to boycott?
LA Lakers Co-Owner’s Firm Linked to Proposed $80 Million ICE Warehouse Deal in Texas
The unwelcome facility would detain up to 9,500 people
meidasnews.com
February 14, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Majestic Realty, which is owned by Los Angeles Lakers & Kings co-owner & Republican donor Ed Roski Jr., is listed as the broker contact on the listing for a proposed $80M ICE detention facility.
These globally recognized sports brands could suffer reputational damage. Time to boycott?
These globally recognized sports brands could suffer reputational damage. Time to boycott?
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"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."
February 15, 2026 at 9:49 AM
"But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have gone woke, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it."
"the only reason germany isn't winning is because of toby rieder"
February 15, 2026 at 9:37 PM
"the only reason germany isn't winning is because of toby rieder"
leon was looking for connor on that pass lol
February 15, 2026 at 9:07 PM
leon was looking for connor on that pass lol
this never happened under obama
February 15, 2026 at 8:39 PM
this never happened under obama
my only takeaway from the 10-2 victory over france is that jordan binnington should not be starting any more games for team canada
February 15, 2026 at 6:07 PM
my only takeaway from the 10-2 victory over france is that jordan binnington should not be starting any more games for team canada
i 10-2 think that canada is going to have a good draw for the elimination rounds
February 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
i 10-2 think that canada is going to have a good draw for the elimination rounds
starting a we want 20 chant
February 15, 2026 at 5:55 PM
starting a we want 20 chant
there he is
February 15, 2026 at 5:54 PM
there he is
i havent seen a 9-2 demolition this bad since the 8th of november
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
i havent seen a 9-2 demolition this bad since the 8th of november
lol dying at the fans wearing horvat canucks jerseys
February 15, 2026 at 5:50 PM
lol dying at the fans wearing horvat canucks jerseys
i would h8-2 see binnington give up another goal
February 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
i would h8-2 see binnington give up another goal
imagine your goalie giving up 2 against france
February 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
imagine your goalie giving up 2 against france
mascots you can ingest remain a terrifying concept
We've got Wigan's Crusty the Pie mascot doing the 6/7 at the Emirates 🥧
2026 in a nutshell...
2026 in a nutshell...
February 15, 2026 at 4:36 PM
mascots you can ingest remain a terrifying concept