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YEG → WORLDWIDE
YEG → WORLDWIDE
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bluesky is the best app because news does not break here and there are no checkmarks agitating for status, its all random thoughts projected straight from the dome without expectation of response or consequence - which is the very definition of shitposting
Canada undefeated with Connor McDavid as captain
February 20, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Canada undefeated with Connor McDavid as captain
winning the video review
February 20, 2026 at 6:09 PM
winning the video review
NATHAN MACKINNON I WANT YOU TO FINGERBANG MY PENISHOLE
February 20, 2026 at 6:05 PM
NATHAN MACKINNON I WANT YOU TO FINGERBANG MY PENISHOLE
all of canada: we want more shots
wayne gretzky: i want more shots
wayne gretzky: i want more shots
February 20, 2026 at 5:50 PM
all of canada: we want more shots
wayne gretzky: i want more shots
wayne gretzky: i want more shots
shot volume is always a good thing especially against a good goalie
February 20, 2026 at 5:41 PM
shot volume is always a good thing especially against a good goalie
connor during the intermission
February 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
connor during the intermission
imagine having erik haula of all players just walk up and dunk on you
February 20, 2026 at 4:56 PM
imagine having erik haula of all players just walk up and dunk on you
pictured: the greatest oiler of all time and a drunk fascist
February 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
pictured: the greatest oiler of all time and a drunk fascist
binnington starting and letting in a shorthanded goal
February 20, 2026 at 4:38 PM
binnington starting and letting in a shorthanded goal
crosby out means taking mackinnon off the big mac line with connor and celebrini and putting wilson back which is blah
February 20, 2026 at 4:31 PM
crosby out means taking mackinnon off the big mac line with connor and celebrini and putting wilson back which is blah
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thompson would have saved that
February 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
thompson would have saved that
too many men is like double touching the stone
February 20, 2026 at 3:56 PM
too many men is like double touching the stone
best thing about olympic hockey is not having to sit through any anthems before the game
February 20, 2026 at 3:35 PM
best thing about olympic hockey is not having to sit through any anthems before the game
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Fuck Wayne Gretzky
January 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Fuck Wayne Gretzky
he looks great lol
February 19, 2026 at 11:35 PM
he looks great lol
team usa's reward for winning gold is going back home and finding that their national training facility has been converted into an ice detention concentration camp
February 19, 2026 at 9:06 PM
team usa's reward for winning gold is going back home and finding that their national training facility has been converted into an ice detention concentration camp
fuck hockey usa and their dumbass uniforms with the stupid red trump ties which is a deliberate choice congratulations to the gold medal winners for most hated nation on the planet
February 19, 2026 at 8:59 PM
fuck hockey usa and their dumbass uniforms with the stupid red trump ties which is a deliberate choice congratulations to the gold medal winners for most hated nation on the planet
canada in 3
February 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
canada in 3
overtime for gold you know what time it is
February 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
overtime for gold you know what time it is
usa had 6 skaters on the ice goal should be waved off
February 19, 2026 at 8:28 PM
usa had 6 skaters on the ice goal should be waved off
i havent seen reffing this bad since yesterday
February 19, 2026 at 8:20 PM
i havent seen reffing this bad since yesterday
should be 5 on 3
February 19, 2026 at 8:18 PM
should be 5 on 3
losing 5-0 in the prelims was a genius strategy to fool them into thinking we were ready to get took only to fake them out instead - completely different team today
February 19, 2026 at 7:16 PM
losing 5-0 in the prelims was a genius strategy to fool them into thinking we were ready to get took only to fake them out instead - completely different team today
NOTHING MORE FUCKING SWEET THAN A SHORTHANDED GOAL TO GO AHEAD
February 19, 2026 at 7:04 PM
NOTHING MORE FUCKING SWEET THAN A SHORTHANDED GOAL TO GO AHEAD