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bluesky is the best app because news does not break here and there are no checkmarks agitating for status, its all random thoughts projected straight from the dome without expectation of response or consequence - which is the very definition of shitposting
what a day tired from all the olympic hockeymaxxing time to remove myself with some nap optimization 🔥😴
February 18, 2026 at 10:58 PM
what a day tired from all the olympic hockeymaxxing time to remove myself with some nap optimization 🔥😴
oscar klefbom didnt die for this
February 18, 2026 at 10:40 PM
oscar klefbom didnt die for this
lets go sweden make zlatan proud 🇸🇪
February 18, 2026 at 7:53 PM
lets go sweden make zlatan proud 🇸🇪
It's coming home.
February 18, 2026 at 7:10 PM
It's coming home.
lmao the goal celebration makes it so much worse by how obvious the infraction was
Czechia appears to have gotten away with a pretty blatant too-many-men infraction on Ondrej Palat’s 3rd period goal. 😳
#MilanoCortina2026
#MilanoCortina2026
February 18, 2026 at 7:02 PM
lmao the goal celebration makes it so much worse by how obvious the infraction was
All of Canada right now 🇨🇦
February 18, 2026 at 6:21 PM
All of Canada right now 🇨🇦
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU MITCH MARNER AND NEVER ONCE STUNTED ON YOU AS OVERRATED AND SOFT JUST DONT GO THROUGH MY HISTORY YOU WILL FIND NOTHING THERE
February 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED YOU MITCH MARNER AND NEVER ONCE STUNTED ON YOU AS OVERRATED AND SOFT JUST DONT GO THROUGH MY HISTORY YOU WILL FIND NOTHING THERE
MITCH MARNER I WANT YOU TO FINGERBANG MY PENISHOLE
February 18, 2026 at 6:13 PM
MITCH MARNER I WANT YOU TO FINGERBANG MY PENISHOLE
FUCK YOU DOUG ARMSTRONG YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DEADWEIGHT GOALIE TO BE OUR NUMBER ONE OUT OF TWISTED LOYALTY AND PRESERVE THE INTEGRITY OF A TEAM PLAYING IN THE FASCIST CAPITAL OF AMERICA FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD
February 18, 2026 at 5:56 PM
FUCK YOU DOUG ARMSTRONG YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DEADWEIGHT GOALIE TO BE OUR NUMBER ONE OUT OF TWISTED LOYALTY AND PRESERVE THE INTEGRITY OF A TEAM PLAYING IN THE FASCIST CAPITAL OF AMERICA FUCK YOU SO FUCKING HARD
we are so fucking back
texting paul coffey to come back as assistant coach
February 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
we are so fucking back
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i fully admit i thought paul coffey was a panic novelty hire. a desperate default back to the obc, but if no one right now is crying about nurse's aav while lauding his play, this indicates that coffey's affect on the d has been nothing less than alchemical - the miracle of turning shit into gold
December 12, 2024 at 7:03 PM
i fully admit i thought paul coffey was a panic novelty hire. a desperate default back to the obc, but if no one right now is crying about nurse's aav while lauding his play, this indicates that coffey's affect on the d has been nothing less than alchemical - the miracle of turning shit into gold
cbc with the traitor cam
February 18, 2026 at 5:30 PM
cbc with the traitor cam
marchand is playing with wilson coop is loading up the shithousers
February 18, 2026 at 5:08 PM
marchand is playing with wilson coop is loading up the shithousers
mackinnon from mcdavid
February 18, 2026 at 5:00 PM
mackinnon from mcdavid
pls i dont want to get haseked again
February 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
pls i dont want to get haseked again
canada is down 2-1
February 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
canada is down 2-1
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thompson would have saved that
February 15, 2026 at 3:56 PM
thompson would have saved that
draisaitl is logging 24+ minutes in multiple back-to-back games, man is going to need a long break from the olympic break
February 17, 2026 at 6:11 PM
draisaitl is logging 24+ minutes in multiple back-to-back games, man is going to need a long break from the olympic break