Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
Al gore built the internet so I could find news that dick cheney died through a shitposting subreddit
November 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Al gore built the internet so I could find news that dick cheney died through a shitposting subreddit
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You’re confusing Halloween for Bananaween, which according to the UN is punishable by summary execution
October 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You’re confusing Halloween for Bananaween, which according to the UN is punishable by summary execution
Mentally training for Thanksgiving by reading internet drama so family chaos feels like premium cable
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Mentally training for Thanksgiving by reading internet drama so family chaos feels like premium cable
If you give out bananas for Halloween, is that illegal? There are no rules. I am not governed that night
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If you give out bananas for Halloween, is that illegal? There are no rules. I am not governed that night
Announcing to my family that I will be Bib Fortuna for Thanksgiving
October 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Announcing to my family that I will be Bib Fortuna for Thanksgiving
"The other day" - me referring to an event that took place 10 years ago
October 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
"The other day" - me referring to an event that took place 10 years ago
we have to go back and save Harambe he is the key
October 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
we have to go back and save Harambe he is the key
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might fuck around and feed dracula a sun chip
October 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
might fuck around and feed dracula a sun chip
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*senator whose entire personality is crocs*
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
*senator whose entire personality is crocs*
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mothman stole my Pepsi and called me a bitch
October 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
mothman stole my Pepsi and called me a bitch
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this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
September 18, 2024 at 10:19 PM
this meeting could’ve been an x-files standalone episode
I want to see a senator in crocs. just one. for the people
October 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I want to see a senator in crocs. just one. for the people
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While I want to ask a lot of questions about this wet nightmare, I’m overcome with mambo number sadness
October 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
While I want to ask a lot of questions about this wet nightmare, I’m overcome with mambo number sadness
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THEY DID WHAT?!!?? 🤯🤯
October 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
THEY DID WHAT?!!?? 🤯🤯
"Are you going to be ok during the government shutdown?" buddy I'm still recovering from when the library switched to digital catalogs in 1998
October 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"Are you going to be ok during the government shutdown?" buddy I'm still recovering from when the library switched to digital catalogs in 1998
if you see a pumpkin on my porch, don’t ask questions. just know it’s part of a larger scheme
October 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
if you see a pumpkin on my porch, don’t ask questions. just know it’s part of a larger scheme
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I firmly believe that we all jumped time dimensions on 1 January 2000, 12am.
September 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I firmly believe that we all jumped time dimensions on 1 January 2000, 12am.
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*sadly* The trumpet?
September 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
*sadly* The trumpet?
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What a time to be alive... The we're all going to die was so communal back then. We should've stopped computers right then, right there
September 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
What a time to be alive... The we're all going to die was so communal back then. We should've stopped computers right then, right there
Fondly remembering Y2K
September 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Fondly remembering Y2K
Should I buy a kayak or just accept fate
September 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Should I buy a kayak or just accept fate
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if i see one more summer “vibes” post i will eat a handful of pumpkin guts on live television. do not test me
August 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
if i see one more summer “vibes” post i will eat a handful of pumpkin guts on live television. do not test me
Schrödinger's gyatt
August 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Schrödinger's gyatt