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Keenan
@keenan313.bsky.social
Detroit
IT Tech Guy
Gambling Guy
Sports Guy
Scorpio (with no idea what my rising or moon sign is)
INTJ (sometimes INFJ)
Pinned
When you and a friend from Twitter see each other on Bluesky but decide not to follow each other here
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Seeing this for the first time... I now understand how those that saw the Mona Lisa immediately after Di Vinci painted it must've felt.
John Fetterman looks like if Skynet made Terminators with Juggalos.
John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Dear Bluesky,
Users need to 2 things from you.
1) a drafts folder
2) the ability to lock an account

Thank you for ignoring this post
August 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Reposted by Keenan
*removes gag ball to make Face ID purchase
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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“your toddler’s chopped”
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Tonight on Fox Movie Channel:

Mother May I Tarrif Christmas? The Authorized Baron Trump Biography
November 9, 2025 at 1:16 AM
That was some of the best footwork on a TD I've ever seen
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Still kind of hate that drafts aren't a thing here. Like I gotta rawdog each of these sends. This can't be safe skeeting
November 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This fucking game!
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This game!
November 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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Sometimes, the good memories cut deeper than the bad ones.
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
This is not the game to see your guy battle through it.
November 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Why is he leaving him in there?
November 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Now would be a good time to deep dive into the lore canon of Fraggle Rock.
October 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
October 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
If you see this, post four female characters you love
October 30, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Mr Vice President, your Amazon has arrived
This couch needs to calm the fuck down.
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you ever want to know if @wakeupangry.bsky.social is flirting with you... Count the total number of characters in his reply... If it's 69 exactly... He most certainly is
October 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
@mindyfurano.bsky.social I want to thank you for you life long commitment to the bit. Your efforts have never gone unnoticed
October 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That was painful... So many chances
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Did he bomb Norway? Cause I went to sleep thinking he might bomb Norway... For peace
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I think if we can pinpoint one moment when it was a clear sign that it was the beginning of the end for the U.S. Is when drug companies stopped telling us all the symptoms at warp speed. They used to try and sneak that by us. Now that just be like.. May cause projectile blood from eyes and anus.
October 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I've listened to 🎶You Dropped A Bomb On Me🎵
Since 1982... And just now realized it's about the girl he lost his virginity to
October 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM