Inspector Ratchet
@1nspectratchet.bsky.social
Please visit i will provide snacks
November 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Please visit i will provide snacks
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You’re confusing Halloween for Bananaween, which according to the UN is punishable by summary execution
October 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You’re confusing Halloween for Bananaween, which according to the UN is punishable by summary execution
possible thanksgiving topics pt 1:
-who is in charge of the potatoes
-why the dog is wearing pants
-which family member is secretly a libertarian
-is uncle’s lightsaber replica actually legal
-is mr. Krabs MAGA
-who is in charge of the potatoes
-why the dog is wearing pants
-which family member is secretly a libertarian
-is uncle’s lightsaber replica actually legal
-is mr. Krabs MAGA
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
possible thanksgiving topics pt 1:
-who is in charge of the potatoes
-why the dog is wearing pants
-which family member is secretly a libertarian
-is uncle’s lightsaber replica actually legal
-is mr. Krabs MAGA
-who is in charge of the potatoes
-why the dog is wearing pants
-which family member is secretly a libertarian
-is uncle’s lightsaber replica actually legal
-is mr. Krabs MAGA
Do you remember the Goombas from the super mario bros movie starring John leguizamo
October 8, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Do you remember the Goombas from the super mario bros movie starring John leguizamo
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*senator whose entire personality is crocs*
October 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
*senator whose entire personality is crocs*
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While I want to ask a lot of questions about this wet nightmare, I’m overcome with mambo number sadness
October 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
While I want to ask a lot of questions about this wet nightmare, I’m overcome with mambo number sadness
[Sad Trumpet noises]
October 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
[Sad Trumpet noises]
Yes friend it is true, lou bega visited me during a wet nightmare
October 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Yes friend it is true, lou bega visited me during a wet nightmare
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THEY DID WHAT?!!?? 🤯🤯
October 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
THEY DID WHAT?!!?? 🤯🤯