✨November Sam✨
@saturnbell.bsky.social
Exvangelical trans girl. I like sports in a gay way, music in an annoying way, and video games in an annoying and gay way. 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️ minors DNI
If Kansas Duke is not the craziest primetime sports shit I have ever seen in my life tonight I will be mildly disappointed
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
If Kansas Duke is not the craziest primetime sports shit I have ever seen in my life tonight I will be mildly disappointed
me and whoooOooOoOoOooOoOoo
Getting to be a girlfriend is an under-publicized aspect of transition
November 18, 2025 at 3:13 PM
me and whoooOooOoOoOooOoOoo
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All mascots can be edible if you believe in yourself
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
All mascots can be edible if you believe in yourself
we’re just a few monkeys paw curls away from a syndicated Trump McRib ad I fear
Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."
November 18, 2025 at 2:44 PM
we’re just a few monkeys paw curls away from a syndicated Trump McRib ad I fear
How much they could a they/them them if a they/them could they/them
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
How much they could a they/them them if a they/them could they/them
can’t believe they got Larry summers 😔😔😔 never meet your heroes smh
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
can’t believe they got Larry summers 😔😔😔 never meet your heroes smh
Bobby Portis how did you hit the fucking backboard from that wide open
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Bobby Portis how did you hit the fucking backboard from that wide open
did…did I just watch Lonzo Ball do an irl dodge roll
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
did…did I just watch Lonzo Ball do an irl dodge roll
god Donovan Mitchell looks incredible out there
November 18, 2025 at 12:49 AM
god Donovan Mitchell looks incredible out there
I cannot stress how much I hate these ChatGPT commercials that try feel like the end credits to an 80s movie
November 18, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I cannot stress how much I hate these ChatGPT commercials that try feel like the end credits to an 80s movie
Black and white might actually be more of a winning aura hot damn
oh fuck the cavs uniforms have so much swag. Are the bucks fated to lose off aura alone
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Black and white might actually be more of a winning aura hot damn
I do fuck with the bucks all black uniforms but i just think a vibrant color way looks so much cooler than black and white
November 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I do fuck with the bucks all black uniforms but i just think a vibrant color way looks so much cooler than black and white
oh fuck the cavs uniforms have so much swag. Are the bucks fated to lose off aura alone
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
oh fuck the cavs uniforms have so much swag. Are the bucks fated to lose off aura alone
according to my “Kyle kuzma is really good exactly every other game” theory tonight will see Kuzma get at least 24 #Kuzmentum #inKuzmawetrust
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
according to my “Kyle kuzma is really good exactly every other game” theory tonight will see Kuzma get at least 24 #Kuzmentum #inKuzmawetrust
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Green Bay packers vs the Tampa Bay Tuckers
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Green Bay packers vs the Tampa Bay Tuckers
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He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
November 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
He was a Whopper, I was a McRib—back for a limited time, only at participating locations. He told me to "have it your way," I was content enough to say "I'm lovin' it." Could I really be his Burger Queen? He doesn't have a worm in his brain by the way. So the memes are wrong, the ones about the worm
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he was a hunter, I was a bird
can I make it aaa-ny more obbb-vious
can I make it aaa-ny more obbb-vious
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
he was a hunter, I was a bird
can I make it aaa-ny more obbb-vious
can I make it aaa-ny more obbb-vious
This spicy noodle bowl will fix me
November 17, 2025 at 5:11 PM
This spicy noodle bowl will fix me
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i will never forgive sam altman for how much damage he’s inflicted upon the em dash enjoyer community
November 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
i will never forgive sam altman for how much damage he’s inflicted upon the em dash enjoyer community
uhhhhhhh how was that pass interference on the lions
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
uhhhhhhh how was that pass interference on the lions
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this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
this line from cloud is in my head at least once a day
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i think it’s cool if the pope fucks with trannies tbh
November 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
i think it’s cool if the pope fucks with trannies tbh
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It's been 19 seasons, and Kevin Durant is as dominant a scorer as ever.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It's been 19 seasons, and Kevin Durant is as dominant a scorer as ever.
*gwen Stefani mixing up her fruits*
This shit is papayas! P-A-P-A-Y-A-S
This shit is papayas! P-A-P-A-Y-A-S
November 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
*gwen Stefani mixing up her fruits*
This shit is papayas! P-A-P-A-Y-A-S
This shit is papayas! P-A-P-A-Y-A-S
John Candy implies the existence of John Sex
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
John Candy implies the existence of John Sex